Let's find who is the strongest vidya character!
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Let's find who is the strongest vidya character!
>post participant's name and picture (or leave picture blank and I'll source one)
>23 entries left, 1st one is pic related
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ur gay lamo
Mario
Ocelot
Jewish Pikachu
Nigger Charmander
MGS3 Snake as his partner
These two should be good at surviving
Zionic the Heebhog
Albanian Mario (alternate costume from previous mario, he is also a different character canonically)
We need some female characters
Samus
Nigger Samus
Bayonetta
Phoenix Wright
Then I'll go with Miles Edgeworth
Nigger Bayonetta
Isabelle
Adolf Hitler from HOI4
Jinx
Ryunosuke
Only 6 more slots left
Trans Minecraft Bee
Dante
What do I put for gender? I'm putting "?" for now
The Original Tamogachi
Senator Armstrong
male, nobody is fooled
Carbuncle
Zach
Rya
Halo 3 Rat
Geralt
Startan! What are your bets?
The smart move is to put it all on hitler. he always wins on Yea Forums
Pikachu for the (((Sponsors)))
As we begin, everyone runs away from the Cronucopia as per usual... EXCEPT FOR RYNOSUKE, WHO MURDERS THE TRANS BEE
This also happened
rest in power sister
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAY 1
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Jewish Pikachu shoots a poisonous blow dart into Ryunosuke's neck, slowly killing him.
My pick worked out, based Ryunosuke.
Dante forces Ocelot to kill Kiry or Albanian Mario. He refuses to kill, so Dante kills him instead.
Entirety of Day 1.
Nevermind.
kek
NIGHT 1 BEGINS
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Nigger Bayonetta defeats Nigger Charmander in a fight, but spares his life.
It's the nigger code
Senator Armstrong and Kirby hold hands.
Miles Edgeworth poisons Jinx's drink. She drinks it and dies.
Entirety of Night 1
DAY 2
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Miles Edgeworth overhears Phoenix Wright and Nigger Charmander talking in the distance.
Mario forces Carbuncle to kill Adolf Hitler from HOI4 or Zionic the Heebhog. She decides to kill Adolf Hitler from HOI4.
Hitler is gonna win it I tell you.
Nigger Bayonetta overhears Bayonetta and Kirby talking in the distance.
The Original Tamogachi and Dante track down and kill Nigger Samus.
Jewish Pikachu steals from Snake while he isn't looking.
Zach unknowingly eats toxic berries.
lmao the timing on this post
NIGHT 2
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Zionic the Heebhog convinces Kiry to snuggle with him.
Jewish Pikachu receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
NOOOOOOO THOSE FUCKING DIRTY KIKES
Entirety of Night 2
DAY 3
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Dante tracks down and kills Carbuncle.
>pikachu got sponsored
I fucking knew it, jewishbros keep winning
Albanian Mario attacks Jewish Pikachu, but he manages to escape.
Kirby goes hunting.
Entirety of Day 3
I swear these jews are cheating
NIGHT 3, from now on I'll post the entirety and quote the main events
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Miles Edgeworth dies from thirst.
Nigger Charmander repeatedly stabs Zionic the Heebhog to death with sais.
The Original Tamogachi begs for Kirby to kill her. He refuses, keeping The Original Tamogachi alive
Jewish Pikachu defeats Snake in a fight, but spares his life
My head says Kirby but my heart says Hitler
DAY 4
Phoenix Wright defeats Senator Armstrong in a fight, but spares his life.
Albanian Mario receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
The Original Tamogachi and Jewish Pikachu hunt for other tributes.
Mario begs for Nigger Bayonetta to kill him. She refuses, keeping Mario alive.
NIGHT 4
Dante unknowingly eats toxic berries.
The Original Tamogachi and Nigger Charmander work together to drown Isabelle.
DAY 5
Mario kills Nigger Bayonetta with a hatchet.
Snake, Jewish Pikachu, and Phoenix Wright get into a fight. JEWISH PIKACHU TRIUMPHANTLY KILLS THEM BOTH..
>Albanian Mario thinks about home
kek
Kirby is cuddling and making friends and having a good time. Worst thing that happened was he was pricked by thorns. The power of friendship will prevail.
NIGHT 5
Jewish Pikachu begs for Albanian Mario to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Jewish Pikachu.
Kirby looks at the night sky.
Mario receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
JEWISH PIKACHU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PIKABROS
THE FEAST
The Original Tamogachi, Nigger Charmander, and Kiry confront each other, but grab what they want slowly to avoid conflict.
Bayonetta bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
ALBANIAN EXCELLENCE
>reluctantly
DAY 6
Kirby bashes Mario's head against a rock several times.
NOOoOOoO OUR KILL STREAK
הקללה הארוכה מאוד נוסח פורטנייט חלק בן זונה יבן שרמוטה
>kirby goes to the feast and doesn't take everything
immersion ruined
ARENA EVENT
Albanian Mario injures Senator Armstrong and leaves him in the rain to die.
The Original Tamogachi refuses Kibry shelter, killing him.
Nigger Charmander is unable to find shelter and dies.
HOLY FUCK KIRBROS
>kirby is awoken by nightmares
aw shit here we go again
NIGHT 6
Albanian Mario poisons The Original Tamogachi's drink. She drinks it and dies.
ALBANIAN MARIO BROS WE CANT STOP WINNING
Kirbros…
The winner is Albanian Mario from District 4!
MARIO VS ARMSTRONG
Placements
BULLSHIT
JEWBROS WE GOT GOT