Yea Forums loves Ranni

Yea Forums's userbase is getting older

Because they can't afford to have them, so they now want them. People always want what they can't have.

Abs

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Millicent is cool

I thought the birth rate took a dip lately.

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Yes she is.

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it's an extension of tfw no gf. neets get older and set their delusions higher.

WTF YOU CAN'T POST THAT MORGOTT HELP CLEAN IT UP

She was robbed of her own route. Sad!

she needs a new throne
i nominate myself

The reproductive instinct is shared by every life form that has survived since it started like a billion years ago. If you don't have it you're literally defective and your defective genes won't be passed on as a result

>Route
>Literally ends up with you killing her anyway

BASED DOLLFUCKER

Millicent route would just end with marrying Malenia.

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Statistically, people are less interested in babies than ever.

This isn't a dating sim, marrying her wasn't cut it just wasn't intended

Why is Yea Forums like this?

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I would never kill her.

No, I don't like Malenia. We should have been able to remove the Rot God's influence and have her keep the needle so she can keep her sense of self.

The original quest was that Millicent was Malenia and you had to fight and kill her

>you can marry people
>not a dating sim

ok user

Once schizos are convinced that their super amazing secret waifu route was going to happen and then got sabotaged there's no talking them down until they lose interest and move on to another waifu.

Just hide the thread and find one of the other ten million Elden Ring threads, retard.

that's not ranni tho

They can still patch it in or use it for dlc

Yes retard, gta isn't a racing game just coz you can drive a car in it. Every game with melee combat isn't automatically a fighting game. Do I really have to spell this out for you?

When have they done anything like that in any of their other games?

Patch what? the quest where you're forced to kill Malenia anyways, but this time she was Millicent all along? I doubt it because it would break the story of the game as it is now, there is cut content and then there is rewriting the game

my dick doesn't care

Why do people draw her spirit form with exaggerated expressions?

But theres racing in GTA? One of its many genres would be racing. And yes if there is fighting it technically is a fighting game. Just because you have arbitrary definitions of a fighting game only being a game with quarter circles or whatever doesn't mean the rest of us adhere to it

we did it ranedditors we vanquished the evil greater will after oppressing us for thousands of years by making us go to the church of marika every sunday

The definition of a genre called dating sim isn't you can marry one character in the whole game as a side quest. Stupid fucking retard I can't believe you doubled down.

He's trying his best. You can't help but root for the guy.

trying to get this model into blender and not having a good time

The "spirit face is her true feelings" thing is cute

Rannis fine and I'm glad you like, but she's just not the one for me.

Huh? Oh the one that is for me? Well, that's easy, Melina of course! Always has been and always will be, I love my wife!

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in this moment i am euphoric, not because of any goldmask teachings, but because i am one with the current of causality

I am cheering you on brave tarnished

I've noticed it's a frequent trend in art of her. Is it a part of the lore or just a running gag?

you are literally ejaculating to a piece of porcelain

Incels have become wizards and regret not breeding.

kek are you still seriously replying to me

Comedic juxtaposition. As if it's her inner thoughts as opposed to the cold façade she usually puts on.

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>Always has been and always will be
She either dies or dumps you

Yes

It's a running gag but a clever one. That said I don't like when it's overdone to the point of feeling out of character. Not a fan of "kawaii" Ranni in general.

I respect your choice in waifu, bro. For me, while I like Ranni, I prefer Millicent.

The latter, although realistically it should be the former too since a fucking doll can't portray emotions

You're acting like this is a new development.

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real wizards gave up on breeding.

Ranni is literally the best vidya waifu
it's crazy how they managed to pull that off

You'll move on to a different one in a few months.

Not him but I haven't had a new vidya waifu since 2013 until Ranni. She's perfect.

Interesting. It was so common I assumed it was the former. I like it though.

I'm afraid you don't have the full story chum, we're happily married!
Millicent is a good girl and I'm glad for you.

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Sounds like you're projecting bro

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Your wife need more screen time.

She needs to stop being a Marika loredump instead

This must be your first month here. Yea Forums fotm waifus come and go all the time.

looks like shit
>off-model
>obvious different texture from her neck
why do coomers have such low standards?

It's a running gag because shes a chunni tsundere with a soft heart who has to put on airs of royalty and power - so her doll face shows her persona while her ghost face shows what she is really feeling

make a better one then faggot.

>FOTM
Flavor of the two months?

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>couldn't even be bothered to animate her every time we level up
>she leaves us the "power" to level up after she an heros

we truly are maidenless, but at least some of us are married now

>the rare occasion when she wasn''t dumping marika's lore, she dumped you

I agree! She has a very soothing voice.

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You can't stop me Blaidd the Blue Baller

They really dropped the ball with her, they should've had her appear on torrent with you if you're riding around and not in combat. Just give her a ton of dialogue, would help make it feel less lonely and empty too

I mean aside from her ending and Chaos' every other ending feels generic.

no, I'm ejaculating into yarn

also her mouth canonically moves like it was skin... what would it feel like to kiss her cold lips bros, probably like an blue berry icee

i don't need to, my wife ranni is perfect already ;)

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I initially started Ranni's route because I saw Blaidd's armour and said to myself "I want that". I didn't know he was connected to her at the time. In return I was sent on a lengthy sidequest that not only sent me to areas I would never have found otherwise, but also had me using weapons I wouldn't normally use, as I don't usually play INT-based builds.
The journey was worth it.

Kek you losers basking in your loneliness.
Turn from this path or a Chris Chan future awaits you all.

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Bros..