Mike Tyson is coming to put your teeth in the back of your skull

She'd absolutely wreck his ass even without her suit. Fuck, if we go at her peak at the end of Dread, she'd just drain the fucking life out of him by touch.

Based.

>7'4 ripped gigachad monster wrestler who was former MMA
Yeah I'm okay

That's the thing though user, he's not the messiah.

I almost killed myself irl from frustration trying to get to Yang without dying.

If we're counting /qst/s then [NAME UNKNOWN] would win with ease. He's naturally shredded and his entire body is super durable, he can get mag dumped with 7.62 straight to the dome and not even flinch.

>maxed Rhino Prime
I think Mikey doesn't have a chance.

>That's the thing though user, he's not the messiah.
GUARDS, BEHEAD THIS MAN!

>Unarmed
Not sure he's got this

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On one hand Leon will be at a disavantage without his guns, but he's still a cop so the moment Mike punches him a bunch more cops will show up and gun him down.

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>unarmed
I think I'm fucked

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My level 22 Elden Ring character that I made look like a clown. My teeth are going into the back of my skull I'm afraid.

My ballplayer from the show22. I'm probably fucked. No I'm definitely fucked

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>"Once upon a time in Hollywood" Bruce Lee scene

Kirby swallows him and gets fighter ability

>130 lb chinese man

I think the Tarnished with the HMS would buck break Tyson

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My Tarkov PMC
Can he at least get a Makarov or something? This shit really isn't fair.

>No pocket medic
>No sando
I'm not sure you've got this

I'm taking my max level Lightning and leaving.

>Melted from Nuclear Throne
I'm fucking toast lmao

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Damn I didn’t know he nigged out. I used to live next to his relatives and he’d show up sometimes, it was after he got that face tattoo. He was short but had muscle and he kept eating all of the wings during our barbeques.

I think I'd better start praying.

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well shit now what

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>boxing
Lol id choke that old faggot out

he may be old but he's still mike fucking tyson, i'd like to see you try.

>My own clone.png

>They fight for a little bit then start laughing and go get drinks
>You are invited

That's really all he does is nig out, but in the case that was posted, the other guy was harrassing the fuck out of him first. You have to be retarded to keep messing with Mike Tyson on a plane

He'd knock you the fuck out and start insulting your coma.

Yeah don't care. The average low tier rugby player would destroy the best boxers in history.

Grappling >>>>>> pillow tap

>assault

The guy behind his seat wouldn't stop harassing him.

This might be a problem.

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Last character is Persona 3 MC... no swords is no problem if I can still use spells.

Lol sure kid.

oh god it's a brit. don't you have some rocks to chew on or something? who let you on the internet?

they have an agenda to hate on blacks

>Mii from Miitopia
He gets to kill me twice in a row.

Tyson did nothing wrong it was just a tik tok zoomer annoying him for clout

You remind me of the retards who think if they had a bear coming at them they'd have a decent chance of fighting it off.

Dragonborn doesn't even need to lift a finger to beat him

Sorry /box/let, Pillow Tap isn't real fighting. Hockey players, hell even American High School wrestlers would buck break the greatest boxers

>Damn I didn’t know he nigged out
That fag and his friend harassed him for a huge amount of time and then finally threw a water bottle at him. Retaliating in this instance does not qualify as nigging out.

About as fucked as your mom was last night once I was done visiting her for the second time that evening, HA.

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Not only am I fine, I'm about to watch a combo video in real life

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>unarmed and unarmored
yes but what level is dazzle? did he skill shallow grave at lvl 1 because he saw I was about to get my shit slapped?

i get it, you like to rub up on other men a lot, that's cool but i don't care. go be gay and british somewhere else.

>try to grapple
>get 1,178 lb-ft of force to jaw
>die
Yeah it's that easy bro.

Mike is fucked. Even without the suit Olimar would tear him to shreds.

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Can I internalize something about race so that he will leave me alone?

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olimar is like an inch tall. i could just stomp on him.

Cope.

While the protagonist (I think he's officially called the Martial Artist) is indeed a Chinese man weighing no more than 160lbs he is the Magic Chink and has beat foes larger and more dangerous than Mike Tyson.

>luigi
piggy back ride and high floaty jump out of there