I finally played BOTW five years after it came out. The seething over it is unwarranted. It's a legit good game.
I finally played BOTW five years after it came out. The seething over it is unwarranted. It's a legit good game
bla
use the boxart for your hourly shitpost thread.
>The seething over it is unwarranted.
The seething was and still is hilarious. I hope Yea Forums never gets over it.
Black leggings
Why is this video game butt ok but not vidya butts?
But can you just imagine how good the game would be if it weren't on the Switch?
The game died for me when I realized the rewards for exploration were all shrines that give you lame puzzles for 1 heart.
Because the latter is spam and intentionally evading post filters
Like on PC?
I don't have to imagine, it's on the Wii U too!
breathing in zeldas farts
I only clicked on this thread for Zelda's ass.
Zelda's husband's girlfriend
B A S E D
I want to smell Zelda's asshole
you make the same thread every day.
It stinks.
>BOTW comes out
>play it
>enjoy seeing snoycucks seething
>Genshin comes out
>play it
>enjoy seeing tendies seething
Sometimes you never lose.
Princess_Zelda Interracial Doggy_style
Fucking kek
CKED
oh no, i hope she does not do that to me haha
>Genshin
I don't get the appeal at all. Do anons actually play it or is it a meme?
:( is he ok
he actually survived btw
And that's a good thing!
If Genshin Impact didn't have loli sluts nobody would give a fuck. Its literally a mobile money leeching game.
>The seething over it is unwarranted. It's a legit good game.
You can say this all you want. I still think this game fucking sucks and you're not a real Zelda fan if you think this is the best Zelda ever made.
Breath of the Wild isn't a real Zelda game.
Can you imagine how good the game would be if it was an actual fucking Zelda game instead of another generic open world borefest?
Give it a try it's fucking free my dude. Only retards spend money on gachas
Nice to know that Breath of the Wild fans have shit taste. But I already knew that.
while she sits on your face
>Do anons actually play it
No, they just post porn
>Breath of the Wild isn't a real Zelda game
BotW is one of the most Zelda games which ever Zelda'd.
Fuck off zoomer tourist. Your OoT rehashes almost killed the series. You will never get another one thankfully.
is is tha thatt fanart? OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M COOMING. I WILL NOW BUY YOUR GAME.
it's a good game, just not a zelda game.
it really isn't.
Based af.
just imagine how soft her ass is
Most ubisoft'd*
imagine the smell after walking through hyrul field all day in those leggings
Stop making this shitty thread dumb tendie.
>It's a legit good game.
Exactly, so a 7.5/10 at best
>7.5/10 at best
Its now 2022 and seethers are still making up fake scores in their heads 6 years later. Top kek.
I eish BotW actually had these vibes rather than being a playground
Mhmm those damn breeding hips perfection.
BASED
Then I will post an ass that will surely be so enormous that it repulses you.
built for bbc
>genshin
nobody is seething about your chinese gacha lol
Ehhh, I'm not sure why the game got so much praise. It's way too cinematic for my tastes.
Must explain why it's an actual good one then.
>I'm not sure why the game got so much praise. It's way too cinematic for my tastes.
You should go play PacMan. You'll love it.
This for the simple fact that zelda was NEVER about copy pasted content to pad out the world.
I do, as a matter of fact. Why do Zelda fans imply that Pac Man is a bad game? Does it not have enough cutscenes and story and lore?
You didn't play the game
>Why do Zelda fans imply that Pac Man is a bad game?
I didn't imply PacMan was a bad game. Its a classic. I'm simply implying you might prefer a more simple shallow experience to complement your underdeveloped mentality of video games.
I liked it. It was good. It wasn’t the best game ever like so many tendies made it out to be because they missed an entire decade of open world games that led up to it.8t8vp
>implying I still wouldn't enjoy that on my face
>simple shallow experience
Ah, so you're one of those "muh vidya needs to be art" people.
>>>/resetera/
Timestamp or it didn't happen
>It wasn’t the best game ever like so many tendies made it out to be because they missed an entire decade of open world games that led up to it
BotW's acclaim didn't come from "tendies". Its acclaim came from every one else - including rival game developers behind that entire decade of open world games which led up to it.
Zelda 1 was a good game. I wish Nintendo made quality games again.
none of them came from me, so they don't count. My opinion matters more than every single smelly game journalist in this industry.
it says zelda in the title
It did get plenty of acclaim from its contemporaries, but the majority of the endless circlejerking did 100% come from the people who hadn’t played a ton of open world games, so when Zelda did a good one they literally had nothing to compare it to.
You're insane.
>Ah, so you're one of those "muh vidya needs to be art" people
Um, no? I'm simply reafirming the notion that most video game enthusiasts like to enjoy games from accoss a spectrum of tates.
One of my favourite video games of all time is The Secret Of Monkey Island. A game which you would immediately reject because it dares to tell a story. You would rob yourself of an incredible gaming experience due to an unhinged irrational bias of anything outwith the shallow pool of games you enjoy.
You sound like a tween who only watches Marvel movies and can't stomach anything else. You sound like a shallow person with stunted development.
My god, just kill yourselves already you cancerous fags
>One of my favourite video games of all time is The Secret Of Monkey Island. A game which you would immediately reject because it dares to tell a story.
Yes, because visual novels reek to high heaven.
Go play PONG. You'll love it.
Yup. Perfectly sized.
I do love it though. Next.
>how it feels to chew 5 gum
I wonder why you felt the need to post that...perhaps because you are seething, child.