DIVORCE IS... LE BAD!

Yes.

It's meant to be played with your gf/wife just as A Way Out was meant to be played with your best bro

Ikr? It's 2022 you dipshit boomers, marriage and love is just brain chemicals convincing you to reproduce, God isn't real and real love is filling a man's asshole with your spunk

A fictional story of two adults making it work doesn’t invalidate that divorced families can also thrive and do good. One concept just has a more emotional pull than the other.

Divorce unironically hurts your kids and turns them autistic.

t. lived with my single mom since I was 7

I played it with my nephew and we enjoyed it a lot.
get some family members to play

it's bad if it means it's gonna ruin a kid's childhood, dipshit

I think it is a good game regardless, just a slightly more impactful experience if you play it with your significant other (due to the themes of the game).

Played this with my best mate a couple months ago. It's fun and sweet, has enough of a challenge and competitive bits with the minigames that we went back to those a few times.
>DIVORCE IS... LE BAD!
They never say whether they're stopping the divorce or not, dumbass. It's just the two of them coming to more of an understanding as to why they're feeling unfulfilled in the relationship, and hurt their daughter due to their own selfishness.

I would rather have divorced and distant parents than together parents that fight every day.

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Because children with constantly miserable parents are so much happier.

Divorce is worse than paternal death for children

Just play it with your bf
problem solved

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>I would rather have divorced and distant parents than together parents that fight every day.
dummy
shoulda yelled "STOP FIGHTING!" at the coupla retards when you were 4, like i did
>t. nearly-wizard NEET with divorced parents

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Parental*

No, it's not.

I wish

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>love is just brain chemicals
Technically, yes, but so is hunger and yet knowing this doesn't make one less likely to starve after not eating for 3 weeks nor does it make gruel preferable to bread.
I know you are being satirical, but I still wanted to post that.

The problem with distant parents is that you end up assimilating more of your mom's personality than your dad's while you're growing up. If your mom is a fucked up alcoholic like mine then you're finished

The only game where "you didnt beat the game" is true when you didn't play it with your GF/BF. So many laughs and good moments where you recognize your relationship quirks in this game. Literally dont even think of spoiling this game untill you play it with your (future) partner.

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Get your cuck fantasies outta here

HIPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE

care.org.uk/news/2022/04/divorce-worse-for-children-than-bereavement-study-shows

>.uk

this but unironically

I accept your concession

>concession
kek gtfo esl

I'm sorry Mickey, but I've chosen to perish like a dog. I think that would at least make me appear noble, at the mercy of nature.

better to pretend to be happy around the kids than not be there for them at all

That meme is older than you are, newfag

The word you are looking for is "confession", my esl friend.

Unironically yes.

lmao

Lmao
Please tell me you're only pretending next

>his nephew is.... his girlfriend

kids aren't that stupid, they will notice that their parents aren't happy together.

You can't pretend to be happy 24/7 every single day of your life, user.

haha yeah

>has to resort to samefaging to cope
Sad!

Yes because at least those kids can mind their own business while the kids from divorced parents are being used as a tug-o-war.
I know friends whose parents have cheated on each other but the marriage is still going and I know friends who have been with divorced parents since they're kids. Which ones you think are more stable, successful and adapted?
It wasn't little Timmy who learnt fraternal love through being pampered to pick a side between his parents, let me tell you that.

heh that was pretty good

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>implying you even pretend to be happy

The second you have kids, you and your wife enter a silent contract that you are STUCK for at least 18 years. Breaking that contract outs you as a total piece of shit

The divorce is not the main problem, it's the step parents that pop up afterwards and treat you as a threat/competition. I basically don't have a dad anymore after my stepmom decided that she and her son were all the family my dad needed.

>Yeah my parents fought a lot
Is still a lot better than
>I only got to see my [mom]/[dad] every other weekend and for a week or two in the summer.

in my defense I have to pretend since I work at retail

so much divorced kids' cope in this thread lul

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I played it with my best friend. You do not need women in your life to enjoy a videogame.

To be fair, it is left to interpretation whether they stay together or they divorce.
By the kiss at the end, it is implied they are willing to try and make it work.

so yes, the morale of the story is divorce should only be done in extreme circumstances and you should try and make things work, for yourselves and your children, before relying on divorce

Divorce is bad and only a bitter faggot would say otherwise

Only if the dying parent is the mother. A dead father cannot be recovered from, because single mothers are highly prone to producing criminals without a proper authority figure in the house.