Malenia
Malenia
David Butler
Carson Rivera
Blade
Adrian Anderson
Of Scarlet Bush...
Jeremiah Nelson
have they fixed her yet? real pain in the ass chunking her health while she saps yours for free.
Evan Richardson
She's cute
Joseph Watson
Wdym? She only phantom heals in coop. It's a prank by Miyazaki. He really despises reddit.
Dylan Sanders
Blade of Miquella
Caleb Price
She looks much better in the cinematic and in fanart, she should've been more beautiful, to say nothing of the odd bodily proportions in these games. Covering her eyes was an odd design decision too, one of them should've been intact. Her voice seemed a little weak too, but she didn't have enough lines to tell.
As a boss she wouldn't even be that bad, if not for her Waterfowl Dance. It was slightly annoying that the game forced me to heavily change by build, but oh well. The game practically begs you to cheese it just a little bit at times.
David Robinson
From loves weird proportions, look at Renalla for example.
Rot and scars is a censorship in a sense. You can't have a gigantic Valkyrie fight you full naked so everything sensitive is conveniently covered.
If you want to imagine a "normal" Malenia - take a look at Millicent. She is the most successful clone of her.
James Moore
Let me solo her.
Jace Jones
Alexander Brooks
Reddit took the "joke" too far.
Jaxson Price
Honestly showing off her pubic hair and both nipples would've made her nakedness much more impactful. If just in case you protest that it's too sexual (if you think nudity is always sexual, that's on you) they could have absolutely made her more rotted and disgusting just to counterbalance that and make her more repulsive-yet-beautiful. It would be a bold thing to do, but that's what FromSoft is supposed to be.
Luis Morgan
It's really just her head that's off
Carson Kelly
do maleniafags really let someone solo their waifu...?
Dominic Baker
yes, and i co-op at Malenia's daily. hard to do my job as a summon with half the flasks.
Alexander White
Do we even know what a Malenia GF would be like?
Noah Foster
>Honestly showing off her pubic hair and both nipples would've made her nakedness much more impactful
I would die cumming then.
This is a big no no, we both know it, even if tasteful. Blood and violence - good. Female nipple, pussy - bad.
Kayden Wright
Let me FUCK her
Levi Young
Wyatt Williams
>job
Seriously? Why do people even summon for this boss when spirit ashes exist. And it's not like she's a required fight to beat the game.
Hunter Mitchell
Parker Reyes
fucking kek. this guy is infinitely better than the original
Jose Gonzalez
>doesn't even look at him
Lucas Hall
>falling for bait
He's a Yea Forumsbro making redditors prostrate themselves and ferment at the mouth.
I don't know why he makes you seethe.
Evan Ortiz
Mason Richardson
I'm not mad at him. Quite the opposite I posted that to show that he just loves fighting Malenia and her design and shit but r/EldenRing took it the wrong way and overforced it.
Adam Scott
>shitty aids baby with a gimp arm, leg, carved out eyes and breast cancer
>killed a bunch of people on her way to fight Radahn
>couldn't even beat him in a real fight so she YOLO nukes the continent like a baby, killing hundreds to thousands more and turning one of the only generally good people in the entire setting into a mindless beast
>fails to kill him anyway and needs to get carried back to her shitty tree to take a nappy nap
>presumably did all this to either help her brother achieve godhood or save him; failed either way and he gets sodomized by an ugly tentacle bastard
>LARPs as an honorabru warrior that has NEVER lost (except for the time she lost really fucking hard) a fight
>becomes the literal goddess of cancer
>dies having failed to accomplish anything of note besides making everyone's life worse
Definitely one of the most pathetic characters in Souls history, up there with shit like Gwyn and Vendrick. Maleniacucks only like her because she's a woman
Luis Gutierrez
>t. radahnny simp
ew
Joshua Bennett
dilate
Hunter Cook
Ur mad, lady?
Cameron Turner
I summoned my mimic and spammed flies.
Gavin Brooks
Literally worst female in the game, looks AND actions
Angel Moore
>he doesn't know
Nolan Richardson
>still no boss playable boss
these modders are slacking
Samuel Barnes
i just like fighting her, man.
Brandon Allen
RADAHN
Andrew James
CHADAHN
Maleniatroons fear him
Aaron Evans
>not the first post from this IP
Stop shitposting and self-fellating, dilating freak.
David Miller
Btw the spamming blood flies host named """gigachad""" got destroyed a few seconds later lol
David Johnson
Nice projecting, but i don't have an oozing axe wound unlike yourself.
Aaron Scott
You do. I can smell you, transformer. Your insecurity.
Jayden Parker
>This is the kind of cope trannies have to resort to to live with theirselves
Quite sad honestly
Landon King
>this thread
Robert Morgan
>not the first post from this IP
>anti-Rot Stacey trannies are THIS pathetic
lol
Blake Green
>This is the body of a tranny
Reminder very high amounts of estrogen are liinked to linked to liking traps.
David Myers
>liinked to linked
tranny seething so hard he can't even spell properly lmao
Owen Perry
>brap
Jayden Evans
mkay, post your soulsfu fren
Bentley Gomez
you just posted him
Dominic Allen
Bullshit, real men fuck any hole they can get.
Colton Lopez
The mark of a True Lord.
Robert Sullivan
Nobody would a trannies axe wound tho, only utter degenerates without self respect
Colton Ortiz
manliest man who have ever existed (Romans) fucked every hole they could find and thought it was manly to give but not to receive the cock, no matter is it man or woman. I'll think I'll go over the likes of Caesar and Crassus over random user on random imageboard
James Murphy
He/him
Chase Richardson
>Degeneracy doesn't apply to alpha males
Idiot
Ian Martin
no, alpha males define what is and isn't degeneracy. rid your mind of church propaganda.
Christopher Nguyen
Due to the nature of my job I have 2 gfs right now I would fuck Malenia in a heart beat lol
Grayson Ward
Would I catch rotAIDS if I french kiss Malenia?
Kayden White
They got lazy. Just look at trailer Ranni to ingame Ranni. Malenia got off well im comparison.
Juan Clark
radahn won
Elijah Bell
>manliest man who have ever existed (Romans) fucked every hole they could find and thought it was manly to give but not to receive the cock, no matter is it man or woman. I'll think I'll go over the likes of Caesar and Crassus over random user on random imageboard
>Early romans
>Conquered the known world
>Fidelity was prized, homosexuality and promiscuity viewed as subhuman and death-penalty worry
>High-minded virtues constantly enforced
>Fast forward to late stage roman
>Romans start enjoying boylove
>Empire immediately collapses in their weak arms
>Get slaughtered and raped by barbarians in mass
Historylet
Jacob Wright
>impregnated his fat assed little sister with 5 kids
Yeah I'm thinking he won
Jason Brooks
Radahn only canonically impregnates Leonardo (horse)
Henry Butler
Nah he definitely metaphorically impregnated Malenia
Tyler Kelly
>Radahn is a trannyfucker
low-T user
Jaxson Moore
>tranny tranny tranny
Did your parents call you a tranny every day since your childhood? You sound unironically mental I hope you kill yourself very soon
Nicholas Wilson
Her physique is supposed to be olympian. Taller people have larger bodies in relation to their heads