Coffee is bad for you

uoooh currency erotic

The AVERAGE corn syrup consumer.

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>coasting through life, everyone asks me how I do it
>tell them its just the caffeine and hard work
>really am a prl-8-53 fiend trying to keep everyone else down so I can continue coasting
where my prlerbros at?

these are just short term affects. I like to be stupid every now

feels good to be a corn syrup chad

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Your brain burns a lot of calories. Corn syrup is metabolic rocket fuel.
The problem is your pancrease has a hard time keeping up.

I can't find a single mention that corn syrup does anything for the brain
what is this fucking shit

yeah and?

I've been taking it for 3 months, what's your dosage?

>feels good to be a corn syrup chad
>posts an image of a bag of "Russian sugar"
what did he mean by this

The 'Israel Institute of Medical Science' returns no results except a link to /pol/ and OP's chart isn't found in scholarly publications - only reddit or Yea Forums posts.

So a serious question for the actual scientists out there: Why does OP gargle cum from the balls of other men on a regular basis?

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t. seething coffee consumer brainlet

What happens if you give a retard PRL-8-53?

How do I read this?

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I'm just shitposting user, although now I am tempted to try it out despite it being basically unknown what it actually does or what the long term effects may be.

So why does every teacher in the world use coffee

Just wait a year and it will be good for you again

The Buddha didn't

>nose cope

>Things that every person, even the most retarded people, regularly encounter at the store and recognize are correlated with lower IQ.
>Things that only people willing to do research, have the money and agency to seek out, and are even prescribed as medicine for with disorders linked to higher IQ correlate to high IQ.
Get this stupid, midwit shit out of here.

>big coffee wants /pol/ to want you to think that the jews want you to stop drinking coffee so you'll drink it out of reverse psychology

this

>study: effects of fabricated bullshit graphs on message board responses
itt: lab rats

damn...

Any survey will account for biases you fucking idiot.
Not that OP's pic is real, Yea Forums bait threads are the source.

>OP is a fucking retard who cant read a graph
pay attention to the red line fuckwit

It's a bad graph as it's implying left of the line is causing a decrease

nah, you dont need to wait that long. and if you're smart, you'll slowly ramp up the consumption instead of starting out with some ridiculously high
>start with like 1-2 mg dilutions per day
>increase the amount whenever you no longer feel it working, up to 200 mg
>at that point, stop taking caffeine for two weeks so your tolerance returns
>repeat
>dont eat chocolate anything, avoid coffee, tea, etc; your only source of caffeine should be from your dilutions
you basically get the full effects of caffeine for a year at a time if you do this

daily reminder:

>almost all psychiatrists will now do remote video appointments
>this means you can get a doctor from almost anywhere in the world
>your insurance company's web page also probably offers a search function for finding ones covered by your plan
>saying you are desperate and want to try a stimulant like concerta or adderall ER will almost always work
>if it doesn't you just book another video chat with a different doctor
>pick up your prescription from your nearest pharmacy
>profit

the red line is a minimum effect threshold, values to the left of it are simply not significant enough to say it has a positive effect, or any effect for that matter

Doctors are not allowed to prescribe controlled drugs via video appointments and controlled prescriptions will obviously not be valid across countries.
Did you even think this through at all?

>melatonin is bad
NOOOOO I JUST WANT TO SLEEP PLEASE

No I mean in a year all the studies and experts will claim it's good for you, then the next year say it's bad again.

I don't need to be an adderall fiend to be in the top 99 percentile of most online games I play.

But will it make me feel good though?

Damn that's a pretty big drop from caffeine

I never tried adderall but I use ritalin for ADHD and it's literally just slow-absorption cocaine. A common side effect is euphoria even with low dosages but you'll develop a resistance in a few days.

Unless the study seeks out biases in order to present skewed data you fucking sheep.

It doesn't even specify if the effects are positive or negative. This graphs is completely useless without the accompanying article.

pro sleeping tip
>lay still
>relax your entire body by pulsing and then relaxing your muscles starting from your feet up to your neck
>stop moving your body, do not move at all
>stop thinking in words, only think in visuals, let your mind freely and unconsciously change from scene to scene
went from taking 1 hour to 10 hours to fall asleep, to falling asleep consistently in like 5-10 minutes. its like fucking magic

He doesn't need that gay russian sugar because he has his corn syrup.

>ran out of ritalin and too lazy to go to the doc
>feel a CONSTANT urge to eat the fattiest things I can imagine
I don't remember being this much of a dopamine fiend before ritalin, I was just depressed as fuck.

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Does it honestly matter of the graph is true or not? The point is to start a conversation, not to battle over its legitimacy.

>I'm a stressed, nervous wreck and an overthinker that desperately needs psychological evaluation, so you must be as well.
You're an idiot, dude.

>1 hour to 10 hours to fall asleep
Jesus user, what the hell

You got a link to the actual paper?

lmao

lol

This is how all of the political elite in the western world currently govern and operate and it's why our civilization WILL die.

>Doctors are not allowed to prescribe controlled drugs via video appointments

what country do you live in ? i quite literally did this just a few months ago, i got a prescription on my very first video call with a new doctor

Yeah that's what I thought.
>anyone using IQ as a serious metric
They'd be laughed out of the room.

¿VIDEOJUEGOS?

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It's not just a very questionable study, but it's an edit of a very questionable study, where various compounds are swapped and with a few creative additions like corn syrup.

>Source: Me

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>Using the thing with over 100 years of scientific data and replicable results as a serious metric
Yeah, they should use proven things like gender. Imagine tossing out an entire field because it says men and women are different and most whites are smarter than most blacks.

Rent free

>look up one substance on the list: ginkgo
>"there is no evidence to support that consumption of ginkgo makes you smarter/increases IQ"

Then you start with "I think coffee sucks" instead of pulling out a fake picture out of your ass

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IQ is about as useful as phrenology and chiropractors

JOHNNY B GOODE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>he doesn't get his neck and spine snapped at least once every week
ngmi bro