One copy of Elden Ring please

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That's a big nose

Godskin noble

Excuse me fellas, gotta go do some sit ups, squats and push-ups, and maybe go for a 10k run ontop of it.

Looks like necromorph goo hanging off the walls of the Ishimura

Showing up in some sick ass Godskin Noble cosplay to buy your copy of ER? Based af.

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do amerisharts really?

What kind of actions could possibly lead to a "person" to turn out like this?

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how can black men even compete?

looks like theyre already in elden ring

Somebody send Dr. Now after him

being american

no one can actually be that fat right?

THE LOATHESOME BURGEREATER

dude put some fucking trousers on jeez

playing dwarf fortress

Bad parents

W-whats in the bag? O.o

Monstrous Size Has No Intrinsic Merit, Unless Inordinate Exsanguination Be Considered A Virtue

I’d rather die than live like this

>thinnest American

shower or grower?

>Plays Elden Ring
>Looks like a monster from Nioh 2.

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>average sword/shield main

american moment

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OP HERE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT ELDEN SHART NOT MAKE FUN OF AMERICANS ALRIGHT?????????????
START TALING ABOUT FLOPDICK SHITSTAINRING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

imagine being a delivery man, and seeing that thing answer the door

Those are things called "Americans".

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THE LOATHSOME BURGER EATER

>come inside user, the tip is on the counter...

Wtf, there are more of them?!

>cherrypicking

>This is 9/10 in USA
I don't get it

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He looks semitic

>cherrypicking

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Took me a moment to realize what I was looking at

Are you proud that you posed this?

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lost at t1

Of course his hair is dyed.

THE LOATHSOME BURGEREATER

DELETE DIS

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>Those are things called "Americans".

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Best thread on Yea Forums right now

Usually some kind of mental health issue

Is this real?

Can he jack off? Or does he require two sets of virgins rubbing themselves all over his penis just to find relief?

>FILTERED!!!

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>Have burger friend
>Tells me he got back to healthy weight
>Congratulate him, ask how much he lost
>"About 20 lbs, I hit my goal of under 350lbs"
>Know from earlier that he is 5'8
>Tell him that I am happy he managed to reach his goal, but that he really should lose try to lose more weight in future
>"Nah my doctor told me I am healthy now"
>He doesn't walk anywhere, just drives everywhere because he lives in suburbs and there is nothing to do
>Tells me that his friend weighs 400lbs
I don't understand. What is with the American culture that makes people such bolls

If the toes were not in this picture I would not be able to tell which way it's even facing

it's not his dick

This is me except I'm not fat. I love working on old computers.

350lbs is considered slim in most part of USA

...Please don't tell me that's his colon.

Bruhhhhhh

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So this is the indescribable mass Lovecraft spoke of.

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Let me guess, some fucking big bee stung him?

I watched the Not Just Bikes videos and saw how you cannot move at all from suburbs unless you have a car.
I have no idea why America doesn't even have cornerstores in suburbs.
My American friend told me that suburbs are "comfy" because you don't have to fear criminals coming there.
It is such a strange country.

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it's fat, these people get so fat that the body doesn't know what to do with it so they develop new shit that hangs from the body... idk man google it, im a ESL faggot who doesn't know how to say it so a braindead amerifat can understand it.

Is that a mega hernia or wtf?

Please stop posting this webm of me

in 2019 (or 2017 cant remember) USA military declared they couldnt reach minimum target of enrollment that year because 79% of people between 18-35 years old were out of shape (overweight/obese)

Most americans dont live in suburbs the majority of America lives in your head

Suburbs are shit, only mildly better than cites. Small towns are where it's at.

Get that mutant fifth limb taken off freak!

I thought it was his dick pillow?

Stunning and powerful

>me, when sis says tendies are ready

How in the hell....?

Look at how close together those shitboxes on the left side are.
13430 Summer Rain Drive wants nothing to do with the redneck poors over in 1579 Anna Catherine Drive, guaranteed.
This design is working as intended.

Is this where the meme comes from? No way, I thought that was a joke. Oh god

It's my massive cock. It grew too big from the excessive testosterone, itself caused by hating women online incessantly day in and day out

>tfw felt like a fat lard at 6'2 and 253 pounds
I'm 225 now and I still feel fat

Both have their advantages, but yeah I do like small towns better than suburbs. Hell you can just get a large backpack and ride your bike from house to grocery and have rice, eggs and shit when you come back.

oh no...black bros....

kek

God damn. It really is kind of fascinating that real life is indeed far more disgusting than fiction.

I think a fat guy has a liposuction and all the loose skin has no fat to hang unto, hence that.... monstrosity.

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I wish but if we show any real cherrypicking liberal would come down screaming like mad.

>Levine

>First name: Levine
>Family name: *Expensive mineral*stein/burg/man/berg

>10/10 in bongland
Like you don't do the same thing to other people in other countries

>I has a Big D, but at what cost?...