Do you have a job?

No, wish I had one. Currently a student.

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never
NEET til I die

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>only one post in this thread so far had anything to do with video games, and it was just the picture

I started 3 weeks ago, but I haven't been asked to do any work yet.

I love this little bird like you wouldn't believe

UNATCO?

i have a job, but i have no work

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I miss Triela

Currently working as a general physician while doing my PhD thesis work on lung cancer. Vidya is a great tool to escape this reality.

I'm trying to get a job but no luck send help

Yes. I teach English at a university in South Korea. I only work 20 hours a week but I get full pay and benefits. I also have a pretty Korean girlfriend (slim, no tats, no kids, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink). Life is good.

i play videogames

wfh chads
what are you playing?

Yes, students are writing their tests right now.
>t. elementary teacher

Do IT fags really never work?

imagine going to the doctor and he has Yea Forums open on his desktop

im "working" RIGHT NOW!

yes

Yes pharmacy technician.

Yes, team lead, motion design in a mid sized studio

I'm self-employed

Yes, armed guard/security

NEVER underestimate your job, workfriends. There's nothing as fulfilling in this life as doing something someone else is incapable of or simply doesn't have the time/qualifications for.

me too but I'm actually doing work most of the time. Too busy to not be, but hey, it beats waiting in traffic still

My job is to be me
And I do it for free

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Yup, sitting in my truck at a loading dock right now, waiting for my paperwork.

Yes, I'm on a meeting right now. I'm a systems analyst/manager of my department.

kinda, i make hentai for patreon bucks, i only work like once a week and i make more than most. i honestly think people who sub to my patreon are retarded, i sure wouldn't, but that doesn't mean i'm gonna stop.

Yeah, male nurse / support worker
I go to work at 8pm, play a pokemon game on my phone, go to bed at around midnight.
Wake up at 7am, give medication, go home.

Exploiting this job while it lasts.

I do helpdesk IT crap. It's not bad... get to work from home 3 days out of 5. Doing it for a very nice company too so full benefits.

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Yes but I'm about to quit in a fit of mental illness and go on neetbux for life (ie the 6 months before i rope)

If you get into a management position, not really; you manage your team and set up meetings with clients.

we work a lot when people manage to get in contact with us

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Fuck off with your data mining 77th brigade. Hermitage being a shit hole doesn't mean you can steal my data

A man needs his vidya and shitposting, what can I say?

Real estate management. My parents own rental properties, both residential and commercial, and since they're old they have me manage it for them. And it's literally a full time job, I'm not some dude with three two-family houses I have literally 100 tenants on the property where my office is and that makes up 1/4th of the rental space.

Fun thing is I was adopted. My birth mom was 16 so I really won the fucking lottery with the adoption.

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I just got a new one. Moving one from being a retail wagie to working at an insurance company. It'll probably still be soul crushing, but at least I won't have to be at work for 6:30am every day and the money is a hell of a lot better. And I won't have to listen to OAP's asking me to put their lottery tickets through the self checkout 15 seconds after I have already put their lottery tickets through the self checkout.

>when people manage to get in contact with us.
Having worked in both a first- and second line help desk, I simultaneously find you based while also wanting to bash your brains in.

No. It's over...

Of course, I'm an adult.

Thank God for Kemono Party. I get all the content for free that other retards pay for.
"Kemono Party! Havent you paid enough already?"

this is why I posted multiple times with fake data

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Yeah, I draw porn for a living.

I had that job but quit before anyone could figure out my resume was a load of bologna

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I'm a sex haver

How much does it pay?

Holy based

Which would worry me greatly. Anyone with a sliver of discernment and self-respect would've left this place long ago. If a doctor enjoys getting bombarded with psyops and falseflag in a vidya discussion, what does that say about his study group and sample, as well as his medical treatment being biased instead of optimal?
Medbro, leave and never come back. There must be somewhere else better to discuss the vidya. Use your research skillz to move to greener pastures

>filing out an application RIGHT NOW and im stuck because I have literally no references
God what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? They'll never hire me.

Can't blame you, I'd do the same, if I had the skillset and the chance. Though, I'll never understand people who pay for porn/pay for someone to make porn for them. Like, the internet is filled with porn and pretty much all fetishes are catered for and you can fap away without running out of content for free ad infinitum.

I'm the physician from above and I would not be surprised if you made more money than me. From what I've gathered, it is indeed lucrative to produce degenerate shit for degenerate people, lol.

does scamming kids on fortnite count?

Do you UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHH?

Yes. I work and and relex when possible. However, I'm always on call and work random hours because people want to work Saturdays, or M-F at 5am. I have two employees who are part time that don't help me with dick. My company won't let me fire them, though. So, I used to bust my ass but now I don't give two shits.

>Tax accountant.
Busy season is coming to an end so I don't have much to do at the moment. Might get some audits assigned to me later. Nothing makes me realize how pointless all jobs are more than accounting though. It's just pointless emails and covering your companies stupid ass mistakes with loopholes

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Lie. Everyone does, even employers.

I draw blueprint of machines. Mostly agricultural. Been doing this for 13 years. I should leave my country to get more money, but i don't want to leave my country.

>Fulltime author, screenplay writer, editor, game dev
>Part-time Blacksmith
I get three hours of sleep at night. Tops. These small breaks for lunch are all I get to shitpost.

well the patreon importer has been broken for over a month

give the manager a firm handshake

Just get by with nepotism bro.

And if they call the references? Then what?
I wish it worked like that still

Literally just blast out application to EVERY company. When I applied for my first position I used parsehub to extract all the job listings from our gov's posting site, exported it to excel, and then just bombarded every entry-level listing I could find.

I've been shitposting for almost 20 years on imageboards now. I'm beyond salvation, bro. Yea Forums is just one of those places where I automatically go when I open my browser. The best threads aren't even related to vidya most of the time, but I still enjoy the stupid nonsensical shitposting.

You better hope I at least have Yea Forums open instead of having Ylilauta open.

Oh well it will be fixed. Im a very patient person.

My area has way too little jobs for how many people there are. Do you guys have any tips or advice?

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How good are you at doing fake voices?

I sell kitchen appliances that cost more than cars to people

I fell for the "Costco is a great place to work" meme.

switchboard manafacturer. guys seriously if you want a job, and a trade where you require a above average iq look into it

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Not very

Depends on your role in the company and how much you're actively needed.
I've done helpdesk at a few companies and it can be like night and day, one had shit going wrong every day inexplicably and the other I had maybe 5 minutes of actual work a day with the rest on my phone

move to a place within commutable distance to a big city or marry into a rich family with a lot of land in the very northern or very southern states if you are a burger like me

Yes.
I'd rather just not work honestly.

Honestly I have no idea why people pay for it either. I have to assume it's some weird kind of 'exclusivity' thing they're wanting, but it's not even exclusive, all someone has to do is copy+paste it somewhere else.

>switchboard manafacturer
Don't you need at least a bachelor's in engineering for that?

I just got a new job and I literally only have like an hour of work a day. I make 100k a year and I work from home full time.
It's been about 3 months since I started and I thought the work would eventually pick up but it just hasn't. I feel like I'm cheating the system but getting one over on corporate America doesn't make me a bad person, right?

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>be depressed and reclusive for years after high school
>finally get a job
>start making money and feeling better about myself
>covid happens and I get laid off
>sit at home all day just like before
>get depressed again
Still struggling to force myself to look for a job again. My savings are going to run out eventually.

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>getting one over on corporate America doesn't make me a bad person, right?
God no, you get yours man. Always remember that the company doesn't even know you exist as a person.

No, haven't had a job 15 years. Past few years I've started making some extra money by doing this and that on top of NEETBUX and I make almost the same I would make in a normal low-paying job in my country

i'm a hermit living in the woods, cant remember my last job and i hunt my food

Sounds cool. How do I get into this?

Do you honestly think that asking 50 random pedos on Yea Forums if they have a job is a valuable dataset to literally anyone?

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How so? I have a guy that told us he worked in IT but doesn't even know how to do anything IT related.

I manage a Japanese hotel bar.

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How Internet?

Raw materials price is crazy for more than a year. How are they fucking you?

Don't associate me with pedophiles you dumb fucking tranny.
Pedophiles get the rope.

I configure and implement slot games to online casinos

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Specialist social worker in a psycho-neurological boarding house

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na i started an electrical apprenticeship straight outa school, though many workmates started older as labuores and became tradesmen by working up the ladder. so you can start as a bloomer np

i just listen to podcasts all day and design these systems with a pad and a tap measure, then build them out of huge slabs of copper. and this is only 1 part of the job

autists need apply.

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Yes, grave digger/handy man
Pic related, my life.

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