One....million....troobs....WOOW

Best E3 conference of all time.

odd fellow

You will be sucked.

I remember watching this shit live on winamp

hi

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waaaoooow

was that his concubine

This guy has such a weirdly powerful voice, should be a voice actor.

You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby

store.steampowered.com/app/1665460/eFootball_2022/ play

You have been waylaid by enemies and must defend yourself.

YOULL BE SUCKED

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Gentlemen, gentlemen! Save it for the ring!
*pec slapping intensifies*

*slaps*

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Murphy's Law: The Conference

I miss E3 garbage.

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these games don't exist. they're all a psyop along with giant enemy crab game

Genji 2 is an action game that is based on actual famous battles that took place in ancient Japan

EXTREEEEEME

Kinect was one of the biggest lolcows
What a fucking mess it was and how retarded Microsoft was, Xbox is still feeling the ramifications of it today

MOVE YA BAHDY FREERY

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not funny

Same, it's been too long. The last time there was any actually interesting embarrassment at a conference was the Swedes sperging out about Nazis at the Bethesda conference, and now we don't even have that much.

came here to post this

>You have cancer

Segments that felt like an inescapable all-encompassing void in which your torment of boredom would persist eternal?

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story?

The one that was like 20 minutes of some dude playing a flute.

youtube.com/watch?v=I5mUapJTYyE

post the that faggot kid dancing

>This was E3 2012
>ten years ago
I would have thought it was like E3 2016 at the most.

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How the FUCK did Konami become such a joke?

Wow we love Kinect! Gee willickers!

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For me? It's the caffeine guy

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Was that the one with the paid shills screaming and applauding every 10 seconds?

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FIST BUMP

wolfenstein devs going "FUCK NAZIS" at a bethesda conference after a wolfenstein trailer, nothingburger

YEAAAH
youtube.com/watch?v=8srazeJkSbo

>we'll never get cringekino like this again
i already miss e3 lads

>try to frame controllers as being le bad to sell kinect
>surprise surprise everyone still wants to use a fucking controller

ITS CAPTAIN HOOK...............(giggle)

>calling otomedius shit

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>This shit
>Miyamoto Skyward Sword demo
>Tammy E3s in general
>"it's the media's fault for being unfair to us at E3"
Long term Nintendo was right to abandon it but they clearly did it out of embarrassment rather than media lies like they said

YEAAAAAAH BETHESDA WOOOOO

>pump millions into moneyhatting studios to create exclusive games or break Playstation exclusivity and bring it to 360
>massive success
>divert all funding into Kinect
>cut ties and dissolve studios
>force Kinect into next gen console and sell it for $100 more
>no good exclusives for Xbone
All to chase the Wii and it’s lightning in a bottle success

it was for the eso trailer that one shill kept going 'WOOOOOO' every 20 seconds for shit like 'we added 1 (one) new dungeon this expansion'

*toots*

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>xbone announced
>"oh by the way it has to always be online"
>"oh by the way its bundled with kinect"
>"oh by the way the kinect will always be turned on :)"
what were they thinking

i appreciate this in hindsight only because of the amount of twitter fags that got upset at a white guy doing the flute thing (even though he was literally trained by a jap in japan to do it). but the amount of 'FILL TIME WITH FUCKING MUSIC' at game release shows is TOO FUCKING HIGH AND ITS ALWAYS FAKE

Remember that time Ubisoft busted out a game of laser tag on stage out of nowhere?

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lmfao

Wasn't he like one of the 4 or 5 dudes on earth who knew how to actually play this instrument?

yes, he was trained by a jap master