Today will be my day

Today will be my day.

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why

Calculator says it's today plus order time is getting to right when I got mine

My day will be in December

Sorry user

the shit deck is already a flop, can't run any games in good quality. this is just the steam link 2.0. Watch it get discontinued a year from now

Cope

If it were a flop, you would just not buy it and forget about it instead of going on Yea Forums to beg other people not to buy it.

3.5 hours.

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Three hours

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Where is the promised ramp up?

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How is Ark?

You're at least a few weeks away, I'm pretty sure I'm today and I got in at 1:30 EST.

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2.5 hours.

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w-wet pea smack ?????

Not a smack barm pey wet

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1.5 hours.

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The calculator gave me different dates for the same values. I don't trust it.

I'm selling mine tomorrow, made a $400 profit from buying it

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The Deck was a flop, just cancel the preorder

Are you 512? You should cancel. They suck.

Fair enough but I'm also relying on reports based on when people got it and when they got their reservation in, and the queue jumps like ten minutes each drop for a 256

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Hope you enjoy it user, I love mine

just fucking bump me up the queue already!

Smart move. These are early models that are still pretty flawed anyway. If you wait and buy a later one it'll be better anyway.

Bitch im running ptde without dsfix it looks glorious

I was Q1 and got pushed to Q2.
Now April is almost over and I still haven't gotten my mail.
How much was it delayed?

That calculator is just a rough estimate

The reports are not.

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Little over an hour

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>256 gb
Thats like 5 games lol

I don't play many AAA

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It's not Monday you dummies.

Do you think they'll sell these?

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Suuure.

Look at this dummy.

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guys mine just arrived, most emulators work but since retroarch on windows is not case sensitive while on linux it IS many of my bios files don't work, including those for ps2, saturn etc, does anyone already have a system folder already correctly setup?

>RetroArch
>For PS2
Nigger what

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i failed to make pcsx2 work in desktop mode.

>being AAA zoomer

it's for me

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What happened to the Artifact poster?

Say "aaaaah".
>Install PCSX2 Flatpak from Discover
>Open Konsole
>pkexec flatpak update --commit=84bdc9896bb9e5b9c47024d899fdec7bd1243d2724359b119f64970bbf96ee29 net.pcsx2.PCSX2
>Save this pastebin.com/raw/cCPWTXu7 as PAD.ini inside /home/deck/.var/app/net.pcsx2.PCSX2/config/PCSX2/inis
>Put your BIOS files inside /home/deck/.var/app/net.pcsx2.PCSX2/config/PCSX2/bios
>Add "PCSX2" as Non-Steam Game from the list inside Desktop
>Turn off Debug > Show Program Log
There, now it works and doesn't flicker constantly in Deck UI mode.

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Happens on Thursdays too

Why buy a steam deck if you nerds don't even leave your house?

Just install EmuDeck

Couch

It's very annoying to get emails from Steam about games on the wishlist being on sale while waiting.

>just install some "just werks" solution that doesn't really werk most of the time
Fuck that, only Redditors refuse to take five minutes to get their software working by themselves.
>H-HAHA UR WASTING UR TIME!!!
It means I'll be able to fix what's broken myself instead of flailing like a spastic when updates inevitably break things.

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Because I do actually travel and I like to play with my phone before going to sleep so this will replace it. I will also play porn games while laying on gf's fat butt for immersion.

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What are you talking about retard? It just installs the emulators/bios for you. You can still open the emus and move stuff around independently. But Have fun fucking around with them so it doesn't flicker, you faggot!

>Put your BIOS files
did you completely miss the part where i said that the ones i have are all misnamed/misplaced?
i guess it's worth a shot

I don't need a 670-LoC script just to press eight buttons, move a bunch of files to a folder and stick me with the developer's ~sane defaults~ that suck shit
EmuDeck doesn't actually manage downloading or even installing PS2 BIOS files.
archive.org/download/RetroarchSystemFiles/Retroarch-System/Sony - PlayStation 2 (PCSX2).zip

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Can you say that again, but in a way that doesn't guarantee you're wearing tranny programming socks?

Half hour

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Mine is arriving this Saturday

256GB is nothing.

512GB is also nothing and overpriced af
smartest decision is to
>buy 256GB for fast boot times/relevant programs
>insert 512GB SD card, best price per GB or a 1TB SD if you really need the space now
>have fun with your deck for 2-3 years and replace the internal SSD with a 2TB or 4TB SSD which are now cheap

>Enables MTVU, Vulkan, 2x upscaling, Aggressive CRC hacks by default on PCSX2
>Installing Ryujinx is disabled because the retard that wrote this has no idea how to download the Vulkan branch of Ryujinx
>Installing MelonDS is disabled seemingly no reason
>Forcibly installs Flatseal and makes the user enable host filesystem access instead of running "flatpak override net.rpcs3.RPCS3 --filesystem=host"
Holy mother of shit, was this written by a fucking inbred?

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15 minutes

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Is it happening today?

Yeah, drops are on Mondays and sometimes Thursdays. They haven't missed a Thursday so far but it is posaible because Valve says sometimes when it comes to double delivery dates.

Yes but not for me.

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