Games with this feel?

>Ahhhh save me black people i did this for you aieeeee

test

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Maybe, I'm not very strong but I'm agile and know some jiu jitsu but I'm not entirely confidant

Trick question, I always have a gun.

You mean a burglar with his bare hands? Probably not considering the fact he's confident enough to break into someone's house with only his fists as weapon

*erratic wisps*
It’s personnel kid

post gun on head

if I'm sure he's alone yea, otherwise no

i did. it was not really a burglar more like some fucker gave my address to his dealer who he owned 600$ in speed

if the guy's not carrying a weapon or fucking massive, probably
I train at a boxing gym and perform quite well in sparring

tf2

If I can ambush the burglar, then maybe. With a kitchen knife, I know I can stab the burglar several times before he can react. Afterward, it's a matter if my adrenaline can overcome his adrenaline as we both fight for our lives.

Easily, I spar with friends and my dumb schizo ass roleplays break-ins all the time when I'm alone. I know the perfect positions to ambush people and where to aim my guns at and also what to do if my gun jams and what objects to throw. I even psyche myself out when one of my cats makes a noise downstairs that it's a burglar to keep myself mentally prepared if someone actually breaks in.

I have way too much shit to protect for me not to be prepared

If he doesn't have a gun I'd have a decent chance. Guns aren't common in my country. I'm 6'2 and of above average physical fitness also I have a german shepherd.

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I'm the man with a gun

This article is stupid. Most people are more afraid of taking aways other person's life than losing their own. It's a common thing that could be seen with conscripts (eg in ww2).

Imagine living in american and being shot to death because someone else had a bad day, lmao.

Resident Evil 8, Donna Beneviento's house.

Pajeets.

If someone breaks into my home, they have already proven that they signed away their will to live. They assessed the danger and followed through with it anyways. I will protect my family and destroy anyone who poses a threat.

I got two guns right here
*kiss* *smooch*
OORAH

MGR
I've learned cqc (no joke, the real cqc/cqb) so I can try

kek

That only applies when fighting other people for reasons beyond self preservation, killing a soldier from an enemy country isn't the same as killing a guy who personally attacked you

reminds me that one time a burgler sued the man his house he broke into, after he wonded him.
just amazes me

anything with "death from above" meme
>Tenchu
>Assassin's Creed
>Sekiro
>Prototype

>mfw I live in the basement and the entirety of my house is just a decoy
>superglued and nailed random shit to the tables and ground just to fuck with them
>wallet glued to the kitchen counter
>expensive looking vase (lmao $5) filled with flour on a high shelf
>broken flatscreen TV that I filled with sand so it weighs a shitton
Honestly if they don't give up after being jipped by my decoy house then shooting them might be a mercy

>burglars dont exist in first world
naive firstie

Mass Effect 2 as a Vanguard

>Implying I havent gone through the scenario 1000 times in my head with numerous household objects

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>No tripwire/pulley system made from knitting yarn and tinker toys
>No conveniently placed bucket of marbles
>No ancestral Zweihander. auf Vordermann bringen!
Don't come crying to me when they find your buried treasure. You did bury your treasure, right?

>Using a kitchen knife
>Entering into close range
>Not attacking from behind with a kitchen knife duct taped to a broom as your dog distracts them
NGMI

A difficult question. I've never been a victim of burglary or witnessed one, so it's hard to say how things would turn out in a third world shithole.

No, boating accidents

Why do American men LARP this hard when it comes to the second amendment? You'd think that they're determined fearless killing machines that'd stand up to any threat. "We need guns to defend ourselves against crime and the government!" is what they yelped out for years online. But when the moment where all those words were to be turned into deeds came around, an election stolen and a government compromised, these "men" scattered like a pack of stray dogs the moment a security guard shot a bitch. All this badass talk, yet not a single American patriot across the entire country stood up.

What compels them to do this?

Go hide in a closet while Mohammed has his way with your wife and daughter.

user, you know that Europeans are actually doing what you claim you would do right now, right? They're actually offering their own lives to protect their families and neighbors over in Ukraine. All that without two decades of second amendment LARP online.

>tfw learned crafting
>tfw if I combine scissors with broomstick I can craft "Journeyman's Naginata"
>12-34 physical attack
>26% evasion
>12% chance to crit
call an ambulance, but not for me

my house is filled with booby traps

Manhunt

But I do have a gun.
I'm not gonna not use my intruder deleter.

I always have one ear free(headphones wise) to hear any suspicious sounds, an axe, sledgehammer and a spare knife(just in case) next to me on the table/next to the mattress if I'm sleeping(guns illegal) and some heavy shit stacked next to the door so that even if they break it it will still take time to open and I can prepare. I also have a shitty rope setup in case I need to quickly get the fuck out out of the window. Just need to throw it out, put on the gloves and slide down which the stacked shit+door should give me enough time for, can always ditch gloves shit is happening too fast since it's not too high up but if I'm home I usually wear them anyway. For outside I have a small hammer that fits on the inside of my jacket. I have some butterfly knives too but after getting the hammer I don't carry them anymore since a hammer is easier to explain in case I get frisked. I think I'd be mostly all right unless a riot broke out but you never know how those things go.

>booby traps
We call those shemales

I live in a 4th floor apartment, I've been sleeping in my living space instead of the bedroom for years now, meaning they'd have to come in here to get my stuff. I have chronic insomnia, I sleep maybe an hour at a time max and wake up if a fly farts within 100 paces unless I'm dead drunk. I couldn't flee without jumping out the window or fighting my way past them so I'd have no choice but to fight. I've been in enough fights to know how it goes, I'm pretty confident I could get to a knife and stab them before they knew what I was up to, otherwise they get lucky and I take a bad punch and go down. If it's more than one person then I'm fucked, but I'll still do what I can to make them regret it, if I can slice up one of them before his accomplice puts a blade in my gut, that's one less home invader in this world, and maybe that's a couple of folks that don't get robbed and beaten in the future, I can go out like that, it has some meaning, even if it just scares them enough to not think it's worthwhile in future. Anyone who tells you to fight fair in any situation like this is a retard by the way, get a weapon, if you can't get a weapon do whatever you can, go for the balls, go for the eyes, fight quick and dirty.

Dishonored

Yes. I have a bow and arrow near my bed.

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>gun
you didn't beat the burglar

He might make pass the trip wire arrow trap but he definitely will not make it pass the moving wall trap

I thought people would post more edits of the op pic

Pretty sure what user means he is because he lives in the only first world he won't be without a gun. All the third worlders will have to depend on the largesse of their police force not siding with the criminal, if that police force even shows up.

do i get a gun
do they have a gun

Dead rising

Kek

Unless they're armed with a gun then absolutely. I just grab my short spear and run him through.

>broke into your house
Jokes on you I haven't locked the door to my house in over three years.

FF14 PvP ninja

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Sure, my dogs will get him. I doubt he'll even have the balls to get inside the house.

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polearm CHADS
range > all