they spicified steve
Its over
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He was already one
fpbp
Its only a matter of time before they get to Jesus
Steve has always been ambiguous brown AKA honorary american
>Mamoa
Jason Momoa is Native Hawaiian.
Actually casting Polynesians like this is really common, here's Cliff Curtis a Maori playing Fire Lord Ozai in that shitty Avatar Film where he's playing an Ethnic Indian, thanks to it's pajeet director.
Isn't that Mamoa guy a pedophile? I saw a video of him groping some little girl
So he's the official mascot of Yea Forums then?
>Ethnic Indian
Never watched TLA but aren't they meant to be chinks?
Yes, but it was directed by M.Night, who just wanted to cram in India.
Fire Nation are Japs
They're Fire Nation, not Japanese, not Chinese. They have no perfect real-world analogue and take inspiration from many different cultures. Phenotypically, they're usually East Asian looking but don't necessarily have to be. In fact their overall aesthetics are probably more derived from Thailand than any other country
Taking a video out of context. That was his daughter who he was trying to hold back from something.
I don't know what's more retarded. OP calling him a Spic or this.
>Jason Momoa in a teal shirt beating up tall black me
ok
He wasn't though, he's just tanned or dark skinned. There's no ethnicity to a ambiguous guy with no background.
This is italianx erasure
jesus was a jewish man.
jews are the cousins of arabs
Italianx? Is that now a thing in america or are you just memeing? Dear god.
That wasn't his daughter. Guess advocating for CP is allowed on Yea Forums now?
It's not a thing you fucking retard
I do not care about aquaman or minecraft, but I know that this dude played the token Klingon / Jaffa equivalent character in Stargate: Atlantis
Jesus was from Israel, not Jewish, Jews today are primarily descended from Judeans who claim a monpoly on the legacy of the many different tribes of Israel who integrated into europe.
If Steve has no ethnicity then they can use any ethnicity to play him. There’s no actor with no ethnicity.
Unless you are implying white people isn’t an ethnicity, in which case you are retarded as the people who claim white people have no culture.
white is not an ethnicity retard. german, french, english etc are ethnicities. also minecraft steve was always a guy with brown skin.
steve wasnt african or ukrainian or irish because he can farm and fish
>Brown hair
>Blue eyes
Steve literally can't be anything other than white
When I say white people i mean white Americans.
I think Jason Mamoa kinda looks like steve minus the long hair, squarish features, squared shoulders, same complexion, it works.
That being said a minecraft movie will never be good so, rip I guess.
>steve wasnt irish
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite miner...
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to Ghast voiced by Jack Black* What a bummer..
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>*Steves wakes up giddy for the morning as Alex is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "Alex kidnapped" remembers to take up his wolf, whose alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, Alex has been-"
>Steve, portrayed by Jason Momoa "Wake up pal! It's your owner Steve! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Pet wolf, voiced by Charlie Day, "Just go on without me, man"
>Steve: "But together we are the ultimate minecrafters! Without you I'm just a... regular miner... crafter."
>A dog and his owner will find themselves
>Steve "What?! Alex is missing?"
>Wolf: "Really?"
>and maybe Alex
>Steve: "And the endermen took her?”
>Wolf: "Wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find the ender dragon
>Dragon: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Alex* "Wither Rose?"
>*Alex kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My ender pearls!”
>who might need to be saved from Alex
>Alex, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Anya Taylor-Joy "I keep inviting you to go boat riding, to play hunger games, to cake parties, and even to the Super Smash Bros tournament AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*enderman twerking*
>Steve: "Aaawkward.."
>this summer is going to be...
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*Villager doing a head spin*
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "craft" in the movie
>Crafty!
>The Minecraft Movie.
Steve should be played by Ryan Gosling
>obligatory punching trees gag
FPBP
this nigga spends ALL of his time in the deepest depths that his world has to offer and you're telling me he still has a tan? He's eyetalian at BEST
he's not playing steve, he's playing some other character and it's VA work anyway
I do think he would be a decent fit for a life action steve though
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REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO A REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO A REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO A REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO
made me kek
dagx
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it's just part time
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I also work in a mine down by the big lake
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HE HAS BLUE EYES WHICH SPIC YOU KNOW HAS BLUE EYES
He was tanned from being in the sun all day
>inb4 but why is alex white
post 2014 robert xbox headcanon
:baw: :baw: :baw:
what the fuck
Do you really think any adaptation movie will have any relevance to the game? There probably won't even be a character called Steve in the movie.
coconut bros… its over
literally not a single character in the game is the correct ethnicity, it's amazing
CunnyCHAD
Worse than that is already happening.
i cant wait for league of legends movie and fortnite movie and cs:go movie and dota2 movie
for me its the inevitable rdr2 movie
oh wait theres already two
Oh no, it's gonna feature this: youtube.com
ayo
hes based on tommy from VC isnt he
>"AAAAA My ender pearls!”
Kino
I thought Steve was black
>Out of context
I-I thought cunnychads only liked 2d lolis...this is making me uncomfortable...
>the way she bends over at the end
good fucking lord...
I always thought he was just tanned and covered in dirt
he's got blue eyes
I could see him as a spic though
Steve is a WHG
Are they going to address why all the zombies are Steve's race while the villagers and pillagers are another?
what about zombie villagers
steve was originally made for some vice city related project and was based on tommy vercetti. so, if anything, he's italian
Zombie villagers are clearly a minority and artificial creations by the natural born zombies.