Eating poop is bad

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From what I remember from school, carnivores poop is filled with dangerous bacteria.

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eating poop is bad is the same as saying that being german is bad

>eat poo
>get hanged

its pretty unsanitary
poop getting into food is like the most common way people get food poisoning

some would disagree

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it kind of tastes like earwax

I like how Dung Eater isn't even "le society, just want to see the world burn", the dude is an actual fucked up corpse-raping psycho. His voice acting is also fucking amazing.

Memes aside, does he ACTUALLY eat poop?

>scratch asshole while asleep
>wake up with shit crust under my fingernail and around the edges
>use tooth to scrape it out
>never got sick from it
explain mr know-it-all

luck

It is.
When will Americans learn?

he says "MUST EAT MORE" when you talk to him in the sewers

his own words
>Let me out! Let me out of here!
>Must eat more! Defile more!

youtube.com/watch?v=NTf2QsvOMUA

POOPIE

Why didn't anyone take his helmet off before they hung him?

they dont wanna smell his breath dude

You scratch your asshole while you are asleep because you got worms from someone else's dirty fingernails.

he died like most peoples in the intro but someone fuck up the law of nature and every tarnished came back to life

he had the shit eating grin the whole time

My asshole is always itchy. Should I get checked for worms?

get a douche if you have ibs. it really help when you have a bad case of the shit. help clean everything

People say the cut Omen horns are obvious but is he not supposed to look like a corny turd? Am I really the only one seeing this?

You should get your itchy asshole fingered by a doctor my guy. You might have a parasite.
That was my first thought when I saw him. That had to be intentional.

He eats your poop to defile your soul so that you can't return to the Erdtree and be reincarnated/have an afterlife.

speaking of poop I got furious diarrhea ffs I can’t leave the shitter. It’s been days already

He eat da poo poo

I'm amazed that a Japanese company managed to make the spot-on decision to make the literal shit-eating degenerate character come from Birmingham.

Yeah I don't get the hate. It's not very nutritious and probably somewhat unhealthy, but so are most things people eat desu.

I've finished playing elden ring so now please stop with the threads.

I've never played a Fromsoftware game and I don't understand why people are so obsessed with a tortoise that's a "dog" or a hangman that eats shit

THE CRAZED CACA CONSUMER

Makes ya wonder

Patch 1.04 ruined PVP further and FromSoft is severely out of touch with the community if Buffing everything is the way forward

youtu.be/Ba5sSUBD9U8

Why From?

Every time you take a shit about 50% of the mass is just pure bacteria and bacteria corpses. It's bad because despite the fact technically there is a lot of nutrients and energy still in it, it is not nutrients or energy the human digestive system can actually get to or use; most of the non-bacteria left overs are toxic products produced by the bacteria.

So, it's bad because it literally has no benefits. Humans don't even get the benefits that pap eating species like sloths and koala get.

Except he is. His entire motivation is to get back at society for "oppressing" the omens. He is also delusional and wants to be an omen, hence all the nubs on his armor. Dung Eater is basically a trans activist who wants to burn society to get his way.

No. He's a wannabe omen, and a serial killer. Most omen are locked in the sewer among the effluent of human waste. It's a name. Do you really think the Son of Sam was the son of Satan?

>reddit ring faggots can't even format memes properly

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now i will play your game

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I fucking hate the Lyndell Sewers so much. I'm on my third playthrough and i'm still getting hopelessly lost.

He's a disgusting Omen otherkin, he deserves naught but scorn by all

joyless contrarian loser

Not him, but it was fun the first couple of times until it was just blown way out of proportion

Try dropping rainbow stones as markers

I just realized every board on Yea Forums is a boss area with a potential monstrous user who is so corrupted by board culture they spend their life just shitposting on their favorite board.

the dung eaters are on Yea Forums friend, why are you here on Yea Forums

His ending is actually a good ending because he was fighting for all the outcasts, People were crude to Omens and Small Giants for no reason, and they deserved a better future

¡El Zampaheces!

>poop in the woods or wherever land betweeners shit
>some weirdo munches it up
>you’re cursed for eternity
????????

He IS an omen. Just for giants, not humans. He was born as shortie giant and mistreated by his own kind.

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