Everyone loved Crazy Taxi 20 years ago sure but why is Sega dumping a fuckhuge budget into Jet Set Radio of all things? Only Amerisharts liked it, and even over there, both JSR and JSRF performed far, far below expectations
Why not pour some of that budget into something actually deserving, like Valkyria Chronicles?
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JSRF is a cult classic that's spread to popular culture and will absolutely succeed.
>Valkyria Chronicles?
Literally what
>Valkyria Chronicles
literally who
Dilate tranny
It's a cult classic. Nobody owned its original platform and it's found worldwide success through the remaster and emulation.
Becouse they already have Valkyria Chronicles fans, what they dont have is JSRF and CT fans
Fucking retard
Kys trannime weeb.
For what stating the truth? Valkyria Chronicles fags will buy any shitty game with their waifu in it. Other people don't care at all about it.
Anime website
Anime is closely associated with weebs.
And weebs are closely associated with trannies.
The "weeb=tranny" angle is a libtard psyop.
>Yea Forums no longer understands the concept of love.
Back in highschool my gf at the time ordered me a custom mousepad with this pic for my birthday. 8 years later and I'm still using it
Who says I don't?
jsr was probably the best non-arcade game on the dreamcast. It hasn't aged all that well but at the time it was groundbreaking.
Whale-tail turns me into an absolute animal
Don't throw stones in your glass house, tranime weeb.
Dude Rhyth is like 13 she wouldn't be THAT much taller
>Why not pour some of that budget into something actually deserving, like Valkyria Chronicles?
Didn't the last game flopped and killed the franchise forever?
Gorillaz looking ass
Great taste user, such a shame it went out of style.
Not in the midwest it hasn't!
I hope they actually bought Bomb Rush Cyberfunk and that's why we still don't have a realease date
Gum is so lewd
Because it's going to be a super game made of two different games, featuring people playing the jet set radio portion and people playing the crazy taxi portion of the game.
JSRF Gum yeah but to me JSR Gum was cute because of her expressly non-sexualized aura. The fact that her bare legs were visible at all times yet personality wise she was pretty much just one of the guys makes her weirdly endearing
you mean you hope they brought the talent from that game to help develop a new JSR
Mew is for ____
God I wish that can was my nose
Gum is canonically a heartbreaker.
I think we already have a decent sequel coming
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>Beat got to rail the fuck out of this shit
>Tab got to rail the fuck out of this shit
>The fact that her bare legs were visible at all times yet personality wise she was pretty much just one of the guys makes her weirdly endearing
I think that's what makes her so lewd in my opinion. She's not slutty like JSRF Gum, but that kind of innocence combined with her bare legs and that short dress do things to me.
jet set radio is just cool tank girl-lookin punks skating all over cities and doin graffiti over everything to piss off the cops while the coolest beats ever made play
why aren't there like sixty of these
The fact that Sega posited a female character that was canonically a total slut while also being kinda cool is really neat
Jet Set Radio making a comeback + being successful would force nintendo to add Beat in smash like they should have in their “celebration of gaming” crossover, since JSR is the most influential cel shaded game in video game history (not the first though, since Fear Effect came out before it)
Splatoon seems inspired (rip off of) jsr
I get you titfags and while I disagree I fully support your point of view
But even so I will die a slave to girlbutt
>Smash
Go shower, groomer
>perverse lady with the tendency to abandon a guy in 10 minutes after winning his heart
Joke's on her, 10 minutes are more than enough for me
>making a comeback
NFT metaverse games are not, in any sense of the phrase, considered "making a comeback"
JSR and Crazy Taxi will have their brands tarnished forever with this money-grubbing plot.
>Joke's on her, 10 minutes are more than enough for me
>dat over-shoulder glare
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
smash isn't for the "most influential" gaming characters lol, it's just for the people my mom would know about and whoever's game nintendo is trying to sell next
and terry
You said go shower?….you know what? I did shower, right after fucking your mom’s sweaty and dirty ass pussy, bitch. She bought me my copy of smash ultimate too, cuck.
ARE YOU OK?
ANNIE
i love playing as terry around my friends who don't know what a terry is and just having them try to guess what he's saying in any of his moves
what a guy. what a hottie
>Valkyria Chronicles
They've had 3 chances to try to iterate and improve the series and they've failed each time. It's clear they have no idea what would make for a better VC game, they just repackage worse versions of the first game. VC has tons of untapped potential but at this point it is absolutely clear that Sega will never explore it, even if the series sold well.
>VC has tons of untapped potential
lol
With sega’s cancerous leadership right now, how fucked is Skies of Arcadia if they set their sights on it?
no one at Sega remembers that they made a game called Skies of Arcadia
no one outside of Sega remembers that they made a game called Skies of Arcadia either desu
>like Valkyria Chronicles?
>game is hybrid of turnbased and real time
>you can move toward positions and then stop to shoot
>enemies can shoot you while doing this
>your AIs can't do the same during enemy movement turns
Japan fucking sucks at these games and VC needs to stay dead.
Man, imagine if they made a Jagged Alliance or X-Com style campaign for it and had maps designed for actual tactics and not glorified fucking puzzles. VC could be so much more than it is. More money and more games aren't going to improve the series though, Sega clearly has no interest in trying to improve the gameplay considering they haven't managed to do it even once.
Sega's "Cancerous" leadership has been based as fuck for a few years now
>People cried for a new 2D Sonic, they got it
>People cried for a House of the Dead revival, they got a remake
>People cried for Panzer Dragoon, they got a remake
>People cried for Alex Kidd, they also got a remake
>People cried for Shenmue, they got their third game
>People cried for a Streets of Rage revival, they got a new game
>People cried for Monster Boy, they got like 3 separate brand new titles
Unless you're a weeb Nu-Sega is based pls dont be mean
What? Your AI troops do shoot at moving enemies. And the mechanic is essentially just a take on interrupts which are a pretty common feature in turn based infantry tactics games.
>Valkyria Chronicles?
Sakura Wars is better
Since when? I remember playing 1 and that wasn't a thing
They funded very little of that, in most cases all they did was license out properties they don't care about.
So apparently this is part of their super mega game project whatever it's called, and they want it to be the next fortnite which will make billions per year, so an online multiplayer for both jet set radio and crazy taxi is definitely going to happen.
However, Sega is also filled with a bunch of old out of touch retarded executives, so what this will mean is micro transactions, season passes, nfts, and whatever money making scam will be popular in the future is 100% included, so no one should be excited. Those are 2 out of the 4 in their "project", and apparently there's an FPS game as another one, so who knows what the fuck that'll be about
Skies of arcadia did get a new figure for one of 2 heroines in the story and the other heroine and main character are getting figures later too.
There might be hope
sega is dead to me until they localize the sakamoto ryoma yakuza game
Not that user but that's a better choice than trying to revive franchises buyers don't care about. And no, no one cares about whichever franchise you're going to reply with, but feel free to name two that you think they should revive instead.
Balan wonderland is all the proof sega needs to keep nights buried
Also forgot to mention they're also going to go for cloud gaming as well. They really are trying to be the most greedy pieces of shit out there
>WE DIDN'T MAKE IT SO FUCK YOU IT'S NOT REAL AND WILL NEVER BE REAL
vs
>WE DIDN'T MAKE IT BUT WE KNOW YOU GUYS WANTED IT SO WE LEASED IT OUT IN ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
hmmmmm............