*autistic metal music playing*

*autistic metal music playing*

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would you play local MP with the jesus crew?

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If I meant getting to fuck Kelsey.

Is Kelsey still vising the old folks?

This webm fucking hurts

it makes me horny

I fucking love metal music bros

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>hey welcome back guys, today I'll be reading the dreamcast hidden gems list from racketboy.com

Joe Biden type beat

Hidden gems

Drunken masturbator Paul knows his way around a woman.

kek

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Kelsey is 27... I thought she was in her 30s

Doesn't this guy sell the games he talks about on his website?

Anyone itt play Elden Ring? It's a bit of a hidden gem, but I think its pretty good.

I hate you so much it's unreal

but it does

He has three TV's and it's set up in a way that you can tell he only ever uses the really big one with the modern games attached to it.

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>detolf in the back
hope it fucking explodes.

already divorced

MJR is a poser, Reggie is the real deal.

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Looks like the beginning of a disgusting porn nobody would want to watch.

reggie will still be playing jrpgs when he's 65

Here is the room Reggie plays games in. Big TV too big for the room, and sits on this shitty very flimsy little chair. Quite based.

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Reggie's house tour is such kino
He has like thousands of dollars of weeb games but sleeps on a dirty mattress on the floor

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based reggie is a real nigga no poser bullshit

I recognize that CRT. Fuck that faggot.

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Based nig, would be buddies with.

Man i see this shit and it just looks like an insane amount of upkeep to keep it all clean and looking good

Is he like gamester81 where he doesn't play anything and just collects?
someone explain this, qrd

actual metalhead gamer here, ama

thoughts on mjr?

he's a buffoon and a basic bitch

>people here like MJR or Reggie

Can't believe they had sex.

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>metal jesus is an autistic collector
>kelsey lewin is a enterprising business woman who owns a game store
>metal jesus befriends her by going to her store all the time
>invites her to be in her videos
>she does to plug her store a bunch
>eventually MJRs channel grows and he has like a whole crew
>MJR's creepy 40/50-something year old friend hits on 20-something Kelsey
this webm always cracks me up because that clearly disgusted looking normal dude in the background was Kelsey's boyfriend then husband, they recently got divorced

he's a total retard and a low-iq conman (like most youtube collectors) but I find his videos inexplicably comfy

Goddamn that must have been awkward as fuck.

From what I can gather from watching his videos I think most times he just plays enough to get some footage. For playing I think he just plays arcadey games that are easy for him to figure out and whatever very easy AAA is big at the moment.

My favourite bit is when the fat girl got drunk and tripped over the wires, and broke MJR Gamecube.

That hand gesture at the end was to tell him to stop, wasn't it?

metalhead gamer here, forgot my image

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The dorky as fuck one? Please post, sound cringe enough to turn my face red.

the videos with her boyfriend/husband are cringe kino, he very clearly hates being in MJR's videos and around all those people

lmao

>everyone except the beard face has got a blow
life is not fair

Im glad someone is continuing my legacy
T: original author of autistic heavy metal music starts playing

Dangerous levels of comfy.

Soul

Imagine watching him over gamester81

I want to smash the chubby blonde girl like she smashed that GameCube.

ok gamester81

post pls

I would love to freaky friday with metal jesus, I would fuck his wife and the babes he brought in

lmao, I finally found the vid. mjr is talking about it in vid.

Holy based

youtu.be/wvd-73clV6E?t=116

Does MJR keep Reggie around to not look racist? Seems like a thing he would do.

Maaan if all blacks were like Reggie, no one would be racist

When reggie made the video where he called out the tranny for having a hissyfit at gamestop and adressed it as a male, mjr ignored him for months and didnt invite him for videos.

Cool as fuck desu

Based Reggie

Metal Jesus
Arlo
Papa Geno
Spawn Wave
If you aren't subbed to these channels you don't belong on Yea Forums

Heres the reggie vid
youtu.be/UPH2pO1fV1k

>forgetting the god RGT85

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>spawn wave
He definitely has the right style where he gets straight to the point and doesn't hang on a topic for too long but his voice is annoying as fuck. Also you forgot gamester.

>be a shame if the price of this game quadruples after this video huh kid?

Counter:As long as you aren't subbed to gamexplain and good vibes gaming you aren't a faggot

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RGT is dead inside

I would never sub to anyone that fucking ugly.

Oh my god its RICHARD SIMMONS

Spawnwave is fine
>zero bullshit
>actually mods consoles
>does competent teardowns
>actually plays games
>doesn't pretend like emulation/hacked consoles don't exist like 90% of gaming youtubers