Used a condom

I have erectile dysfunction :’(

not vidya!

>End up being some Tinder chick's rebound
>She tries to put one of the condoms she had for her ex on me
>It's too small (guy must have had a micropenis)
>End up doing it raw
>Somehow didn't catch anything
Every tiny pain around my crotch made me freak out for a month.

I don't have sex :(

>lost my vCard to a coworker who was infertile and got to bust inside of her over and over until she got back with her bf
Good times

I am in high school and my prom is this Friday. I'm praying that I lose my virginity then. I'm being too hopeful though because I have no close relationships with any girls.

>who was infertile
You just have a weak seed.

get the fuck off this website

You didn’t fly.

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Doesnt matter had seggs

I've lost an inch worth of hardon length in 2 years and the only time I really truly enjoy masturbation involves cock bondage and nipple play while looking at anime girl porn.

Fordyce spots, user?

Do you think you're just going to go there alone and someone will fuck you? Why?

I'm 18

penile papules
10% of men develop them
beneign

BAHAHAH faggot I hope you spill your spaghetti and go home crying with your dick in your hand.

>Fordyce spots
looks like it yeah

just use hand sanitizer, you don't need this shit

It still makes you an adulterer to have sex outside of marriage. And inside of marriage it would never last forever without a proper wholesome life in Christ together till the end.

get
the fuck
out
before it's too late
>awww but i'm already a big fuckin loser i suck so much cock
don't care, fuck off

Correct.

>I've lost an inch worth of hardon length in 2 years
Same, my dick is bending to the left and it aches whenever at +20% boner.

Never used one in my life. Made sure all the women I fucked were on the pill and have them no reason to assume I would stick around if they hopped off it. Use to party in the city every weekend on drugs. Buff.

Was fun, have no STDs, even met a nice girl that I sort of dated for a while. 4 years later today, I haven’t had sex and am pursuing Buddhism.

Feels good.

playing with fire
those bitches are born pregnant

this nigga looking at penises on google images

I'm going with a few friends
this will probably happen
too late user, I was told that I'd be here forever once I came here

Christ can suck my dick, fucking lazy Jews should have killed that nigger right the first time around. Should’ve burned the corpse and ground his bones into fertilizer.

>tfw sneeze in sunlight
>can see polarized light
>have stinky asparagus pee
>have papules
Its a weird feeling knowing you are the lamest x-man.

how do i find degenerate gamer gf

Does anyone else have "short" foreskin? It does not go all the way over the head but it covers the underside of it

Men don't have virginity because every man has had his penis in a woman

I just googled that and I'm thankful that I don't have that, looks like the aforementioned Fordyce spots.
I'm so sorry papules bros.

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To be fair, the other user is blatantly incorrect. You’re already here, talking about how you hope a girl will fuck you even though you have no prior relationship with any. You’re a fucking loser, and venting here won’t change that.
It won’t stop after Highschool either - but hey, the bullying might?

Cool, I guess I can still be a wizard if I only have sex with condoms for the next 12 years.

They go away with time.
I'm in my 30s and I had them when I was in my 20s. btw, girls don't give a fuck about it, I thought they were going to freak out about it, thinking it's some std but nope, they still suck it.

i'm a 30 yo khhv
fuck you

Dude they were so fucking hot, tho both were kinda nuts. The last one at least was mainly and got her pregnant once, thank god she got an abortion.

I'm 28 and used a condom for the first time last night.
It was a non-lubricated condom so I could fuck my daki without getting it cum stained.

>has no foreskin
you didn't beat your dick

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Genuinely get the fuck out of here
You are shitting out your golden days by wasting them here

I've never seen a condom IRL, much less used one. Not that I ever needed it

did i lose my virginity if i ate a girl out but couldn't get it up

>I've lost an inch worth of hardon length in 2 years
Nigga what?

Just go to an amp or something at that point

>I've lost an inch worth of hardon length in 2 years
Lose weight and you'll get it back.

I have never seen a vagina

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Speak for yourself, i have a big dick that looks like a mutant worm.
Due to it's size, i've never been able to get it fully erect.

user if your yearbook let's you put your own quote, don't put anything

>didn't creampie
you did not lose your virginity

>3+ years of raw dogging my gf nightly and pulling out
>sometimes say fuck it and creampie
>no scares
looking back, it was super fucking dumb and I got lucky.
would do it all again

i'm 30 years old and still a virgin. and i'm obese and have never had a job. it would probably take me a minimum of 2 years to actually get laid if i decided to start investing the effort right now. it would take me 12-18 months to learn to program or get some skill that wouldn't make me want to kill myself from shame (like bagging groceries with 18 year old coworkers). it'd take 12-24 months to find some chick to fuck so i can stick my pencil dick in her and move extremely awkwardly and cum in 2 minutes and then she'd never call me back.

>just use hand sanitizer

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I realized that literally a month after I graduated and I still sort of regret my lame ass quote. Should have been nothing

>Fordyce spots, user?
So that's how they're called. Yet another reason not to get laid

>not knowing your GFs menstrual cycles

There is only a brief period where she can actually get pregnant. Once that passes, cream to your hearts content.

I have these very tiny bumps all over my penis head that gave it a weird leathery appearance that you probably wouldn't notice unless you looked really closely. Thought it was normal until I googled it and found out those were papules as well. Dicks are fucking weird