Stardew Valley

Linus Best Boy Edition

How are your farms going, bros?

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Jas!!

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For me, it's Vincent.

He looks like Robin Williams in Jumanji.

I want to play but there is so much to do that I don't want to play. Wat do?

Does anyone know where to fish stingrays from? The wiki just said "the pirate cove" so I'm over by that one shipwreck on the island. But all I'm getting is lion fish.

First you have to build the beach resort. This unlocks a path to the southeast. In the new area there's a semi-hidden spot to the east; that's the pirate cove.

Do not sell your first prismatic shard (or give it to the museum). Check the trash cans often. Try to get a horse in year 1 because walking is horribly slow.

Thanks for the info.

I don't like strawberries.
What is the point when you can go hard on summer crops instead for an entire season or two?
I am not going to sink cash into a payout next year, since I get bored and quit winter 1 every time I play.
At least the fall fruit from the merchant has same year returns.

Did they ever reveal what the secret of the second basement is yet? The one that has a skeleton and one of those iron maidens?

essential breeding mods?

>Do not sell your first prismatic shard (or give it to the museum)
why?

They're hard to get, and you need one to make something useful.

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Don't forget to check out user's new Recette mod.

You need one for the best sword in the game. Any shard you get after that you can donate

Things I've learned after 100 hours of playing

Everything is fucking pointless and time consuming outside of winemaking with animals coating more money than they make being the worst offender

Are magma caps good for anything? I've just been selling them.

They're a nice source of energy in the volcano dungeon and you can trade them for pineapple seeds to get a pineapple farm started.

You also need one for the movie theater.

Is that from the island trader? I haven't found them yet.

Is there a mod that let's you kill villagers? I fucking hate all of them. I want them to die.

Keep paying the parrots golden walnuts, later upgrades are only available after you buy off the first ones.

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>two exclamation marks
Whoa, calm down.

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Do what you want to do, ignore what you don't want to do. That's the nice thing about stardew.

>mention capitalism in op
>thread hits bump limit in 2 hours
>talk about stardew in op
>thread hits 30 posts in 2 hours
This board ain't right

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>you respect my way of life

Being a freeloading piece of shit? Or a drug addict?

You're not the only one

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>animals coating more money than they make being the worst offender
Get a product price balancing mod. Makes variety worth it.

You can do that straight from smapi with console commands. The command is literally "kill"

It's an option really, you don't NEED one for the movie bundle. I did everything but the shard

is linus mentally ill? that kind of dialogue makes me think so

>for numerous weeks try to figure out how to make the kid modded characters stop breathing from their heads
>fucking vacuumed the official discord and have irreversible mental damage from it
>person asked same question in last thread
>just change disposition to child lol
>"no way, it can't be that easy"
>it works
I'm happy and seething at the same time. Thanks man.

>I'd just like to interject for a moment

Probably. His garbage eating stunt shows just how selfish his lifestyle is in the end, no matter what his initial reconnect with nature hippie intentions were.
Separation from society is impossible if you're going to squat in some neighbor's backyard and rely on their handouts.
Linus just seems like an idiot for acting the way he does.

any mods that let you fuck her? asking for a friend

Bros I'm scared, the tranny jannies are here...

>never fucking ever

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Just in case you didn't see my post, get it here and follow the instructions to enable the scenes.

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An RMS Linus portrait replacer would be gold

rate my farm

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Looks weak to anal

ow, my fucking eyes

what fucking soulless shit is this

The findom mod is the only good thing about this game.

Linus is too poor to be a drug addict. Nor is he a freeloader, as he spends the time and energy to collect the food he eats out of the garbage cans. Think about how much we waste as a society, user. Truly, we were the monsters all along.

>in the last update they let you marry the literal who faggot darkie adventurer with no personality other than "heh I kill monsters heh"
>instead of this snarky semen demon
SVE dev is an absolute fucking faggot which is well established, but he crossed a line.

>GARN

Rulla garn am I right?

>just change disposition to child lol
>"no way, it can't be that easy"
Same deal with making them marriageable. It is that easy. I mean, you have to add dialogue for it, but enabling the ability is just a single word in a character's disposition.

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Why do you think she's posted at the top of every thread like that?

>provocative outrage bait gets people’s attention
Welcome to the internet

Too saturated and overall simplistic, but I like the more detailed character sprite.

it's not SV, just some "not-asset flip" game steam just recommended to me

That's obvious, just giving thoughts on why stardew has yet to be dethroned.

subtle

Haley is better than that.

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sovl

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How to make a good looking AND practical farm?