Good morning user

This isn't enough for me. She needs to kill my enemies + select friends and family for me as well

That boob mole is the hottest thing there

Yeah, and women just want a second father.

Yes

Ever notice how this mommy fetish shit is alwats just wanting a woman to baby you and simultaneously give you sexual pleasure and emotional support

Shit tier fetish

yeah seriously women need to step it up cause they slacking

>A man gets pleasure out of being productive and providing
What kind of fucking cope is this lol

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Excellent post, excellent taste.

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I just want one to cook my dinner.

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What the fuck do you want then?

Typically seeing the fruits of labor gives a feeling of accomplishment and success for men. For most women this is accomplished only when they have children.

>t. roastie
>meanwhile, it's okay for a man to provide financial support, emotional support, sexual pleasure, housing, and submit to all my demands all while claiming we're equal in the relationship
lol

Yeah that just sounds like a fucking cope.

Yes, I don't care.

>>meanwhile, it's okay for a man to provide financial support, emotional support, sexual pleasure, housing, and submit to all my demands all while claiming we're equal in the relationship
Never said that. Take your meds.

>"you want someone who provides and does everything for you while you numb yourself with distractions"
So what women look in men?

It is what it is.

That's reasonable if you're providing somehow as well

Women literally want this from their partners

you don't need to say it for it to be true for women

>itt a bunch of mad roasties
Lmao
LOL

Tinder and dating apps have fucked modern relationships up so bad I can't answer, but typically later on they want a man to provide all the resources they want while also making decisions for them but letting them think that they made it so they don't get their egos hurt. In general they want an exceptional man even if they are below average themselves.

Unironically I want the opposite of this. I want to treat my gf like a princess. I would provide for her, give her footrubs/backups, give her bubble baths, give her my jacket when she's cold, take care of her when she's sick, etc.

maam, i dont play video games, that shit is for children. i just shitpost about them on v

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what's the point of sleeping in the same bed if you aren't cuddling or having sex
its more comfortable to sleep on separate beds
and the room gets wasted because women make up and clothes take up all the space

where do i get a wife like yours?

And then you'll get called a sexist fuck
You can't win

But no for real I want that too along with her supporting me when I've had a long ass day

Footrubs/backrubs*
Sometimes I'd also like her to reward me with things like letting me lay my head in her lap while she strokes my hair

>good morning
I fucking wish. /n24/ bros we're not gonna make it.

Best relationships are like where you both treat each other special like that IMO

I don't care anymore. I'll do whatever the fuck makes me happy.

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Incel freak

>What a lame fantasy. You're just asking for what every woman asks of a man

>wanting all your needs fulfilled is shit tier
A post so bad, I'd almost believe a woman wrote it.

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Nice reading comprehension weeb subhuman

How'd you meet? Married how long? Does she peg you?

>be me
>be 5'5
>have 5'11 mommy gf with massive mommy milkers
>shes a shitposting australian who loves video games and warhammer 40k

life can be great sometimes, even for ppl like me...

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I'm not taking advice from you, Carl.

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Dating apps, 7 years, yes

>tfw old and just want to see voluptuous women in my age bracket
>always has to come with this good boy tendies lemme change your diaper bullshit

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toasty roasty

but I can't cuddle and fuck my mother

You get to be close to another person. Of course you can always get one of those double-breakaway beds so you're right next to each other but have your own individual mattress. Best of both worlds as long as neither of you snore.

>dating apps
I don't believe you

I just feel numb, sometime I wish death would come soon so I can stop living in this world

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that was true in the past, but there's really no benefit to contributing to society any more.

It's not just dating apps, it's the entire social media ecosystem. A below average girl can post a video on Instagram and get 500+ likes and a fuck ton of DMs of simps trying to make a move. No wonder they all feel unreachable.

>yes

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Never had a mommy fetish. After having me my mom hit the wall. Mostly by gaining wait. I was her 3rd though, so I don't really feel bad about it.

>yes
You fail.

this isn't what i set out to do (it evolved over a period of time), but i would say look for women where their ego is tied to their job success/earning

at an office job i was working part time a long time back. together 9, married 7, and she's fairly vanilla sexually

Gaining weight*
I'm retarded

ngmi

True yeah I wasn't really considering how unproductive it feels to work in an office for someone else. We'll probably see a return to form in the next 50-100 years once things crash and things are less disconnected. Maybe sooner.

I want a mommy gf because my mom is an abusive piece of shit and I've never known what being loved and not living in a hellhole feels like
I'm a about to be a 25 year old handholdless virgin

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God why can't I get a yandere mommy dommy gf that chokes me with her fat ass if I sneak a peak at the Help Wanted. I want her to drag me out of the interview to her SUV. Slap some duck tape over my mouth, and shove me face first into the drivers chair. Just so she can sit on my face the entire ride home. I don't even know how that would work, but I just desperately want to get humiliated by a sadistic mommy dommy that can man handle me and make me her bitch.

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This is probably why.

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>but i would say look for women where their ego is tied to their job success/earning
Thanks, that makes a lot of sense actually. Will keep an eye out for this.

I feel bad for lesbians on dating apps. They don't have it quite as bad as straight men, but still

i used to feel insecure about this until the DDLG thing became so normalized. now it's pretty apparent that a portion of the population do just want their partner to take care of them, provide a sense of security, safety, and stability. and it doesn't have anything to do with gender.

You don't have to answer if it's uncomfortable but do you ever feel weird or insecure about not providing financial resources? Like do you ever think she doesn't value you as much as if you were working or worry that she'll cheat on you?

My life peaked when I was 12.

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