SEGA's Sonic plans

he means the advance games faggot

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I'm sure 2D games are still on the table, but they won't let any firthy gaijin touch it this time.

>>Sonic Origins, June 23rd release date. Expect an official announcement this Wednesday or Thursday. Amazing animation, sprite swapping, Knuckles in CD & Sonic 1. Metal Sonic in Sonic 1, 2, 3&K. Game has been finished for months. SEGA has been getting art and promo material finished for it.

This is happening tomorrow actually with preorders becoming available for all platforms.

Mania never got a sequel because Sega doesn't like it when foreigners make them look incompetent (which they are).

>tiniest sliver of Sonic news comes out
>all the underageb& come out of the woodworks to constantly post fake Sonic leaks all day long
Getting real sick of this shit.

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Would Knuckles even work in CD? Everything in that game is rounded so there's no proper climb surfaces, and you need to quickly build speed for time travel.

The only thing true is the first part of OP. Find out tomorrow.

I'm sure they don't care.

No he didn't.

3D character, stuck on a 2D axis. Massively different.

Fuck I want Advance 3 movesets with better level design and a soundchip that can handle the amazing compositions.

Actual modern Sega versions of Chaos Angel would be beautiful

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What the fuck is that filename

Tails was playable in the whitehead version of CD and knuckles was playable in the whitehead version of 1 and they made adjustments for him in that game.

Not really, but for different reasons.

1's level designs are either horizontal and open, or very boxed in. Climbing might make some sections a bit faster, but that's about it.

CD is a Sonic game that emphasizes exploration, so Knuckle's climbing would mostly just enhance a bunch of the levels, since you still have to work for positioning to build up speed and time travel which you can't do while climbing.

He does break Sonic 2's design though.

They kicked him out for being too good so I'm not sure if they're actually gonna bother with the adjustments this time.

Can Hoshino fuck off with adding metal to every single sonic game holy shit, also shadow had 2D sprites in sonic battle

>Fans fix the movie
>Fans fix sonic 06
>Fans fix 2D sonic
>Sega just uses sonic team

To admit that anyone is more capable of handling Sonic than Sonic Team would be dishonorabru.

fuck you Metal's the best villain eat shit

Metal and Shadow should be playable in every game.

What do you want Sega to do? Fire all of Sonic Team and hire a bunch of gaijins who don't know Japanese into permanent positions at the company? They already include the fans in their products more than any other company.

I want them to fire all of Sonic Team and hire a bunch of gaijins who don't know Japanese into permanent positions at the company?

Are we still pretending that Sonic Team didn't got absorbed by the inhouse developers at SEGA?

Are we pretending that Sonic Team isn't just a brand of constantly fresh recruits outside of Iizuka.

>Metal Sonic in Sonic 1, 2, 3&K.

As a boss or a playable character? Also, what IS Origins anyways? A compilation or a remake?

Even companies that aren't incompetent like Sega would never do that. Snap yourself back to reality.

>Don't hire competent devs
Valve did

There's no pretending, because that isn't the case.
For example, the guy directing Frontiers has has directed three other games already, and Frontier's producer has been around since 3D Blast. A majority of Sonic Team's staff have been around for years now, they're just incompetent devs. The fresh recruits are typically the ones who leave as soon as they appear, since almost none of them really care about working on Sonic games in the first place.

It's a compilation of the original games with widescreen. People are also speculating that it has other upgrades (music, spindash, characters, etc) but those don't have a confirmed basis.

>Will be similar to Bayonetta and Monster Hunter in terms of gameplay.
fake but would be interesting

Compilation of the Genesis games and CD

Just saw Sonic 2 and it had some cute and funny moments and Jim Carrey was god-tier

But holy fuck can anybody explain the wedding scenes? What the fuck are two black women who dont need no man vs The husband who ruined the wedding doing in the fucking film? I literally couldn't even believe what was happening, it drug what otherwise would have been a great videogame film into 7/10 mediocrity. Its like another movie invaded sonic 2 for 30 minutes and almost ruined the film.

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esg investing probably

Reviewers get weird if they don't see humans so they had to pander to them. I was warned in advance so I just pissed as soon as Sonic got captured then only missed how they got Tail's weapons.

Companies hire fans all the time in the real world. If you ask veteran game devs what is the easiest way to get hired they will probably tell you having modding and programming skills already. I'm gonna assume Japanese companies don't do this nearly as much, but it has always been true in the West and especially on PC>

>Metal Sonic in Sonic 1, 2, 3&K.
As a playable character or as a boss? If he's a playable character, then I hope he has a special gimmick, because in Sonic 4 he was a reskin of Sonic, aside from not being able to drown.

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But the human dad cop from Sonic 1 was actually one of the surpisingly good things about the first movie and they completely throw him under the bus and make him useless through the whole film only to highlight these two fucking obnoxious bitches who have literally ZERO to do with the plot of the film. It was like a b-plot that literally had no setup whatsoever.

Im not even a sonic fan at all, like I have barely played the games and I am honestly kind of annoyed at that shit. Holy fuck that was garbage.

Jim Carrey is mother fucking goated though and I can't believe they made sonic say "Rent free"

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>Reviewers were unironically seething that there weren't more human scenes

It's a bizarre segment that could have been rectified slightly if they just had Tails using his gadgets to save Sonic and Tom from the GUN agents instead, then we would have only been subjected to a 4 to 5 minute sequence where no Sonic characters were present for whatever reason instead of the ridiculous 10 to 12.

But I literally mean if they wanted more human scenes they could have found a way to include sonic's dad into the movie wayyy more. He actually had good chemistry with a CGI cartoon in the first and in this it feels like he doesn't even want to be in the movie and they completely throw his whole character and arc to the side.

Because muh representation or some faggot shit. I'm wondering how much money they got from Blackrock for it.

>blackrock
>muh black people

aww shweet louis a schizo post

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>What do you want Sega to do? Fire all of Sonic Team and hire a bunch of gaijins who don't know Japanese into permanent positions at the company?
Yes. The Japanese don't know how to handle Sonic.

No, they were "seething" that there weren't more family scenes between Sonic and Tom like at the beginning and end, since they thought those segments were better written than the rest of the movie, which I guess to a non-Sonic fan would be highly generic (it's literally just a straight-forward "race to the macguffin" movie that's been done thousands of times already).

>I can't believe they made sonic say "Rent free"
Do underage anons not realize that this phrase wasn't popularized by the internet.

You explain why the movie was randomly invaded by a mediocre Tyler Perry comedy for over ten minutes then.
Even the dumb dance sequence didn't last that long.

Do boomers realize that the internet literally can take a somewhat obscure phrase and give it entirely new context, therefore using that phrase implies you are in on the context and if you aren't you just come off as a dumb boomer?

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Some of this genuinely sounds so awful that it absolutely is real. The Origins stuff would be incredible, though, fucking shame this isn't legit.
OP today you won, crushing my spirit.

You realize you can just google this shit, right?

>Sonic Origins, June 23rd release date.
too early to be true
I expect it to be at least september

I think sonic battle has a 2d shadow.

Chaos Angel had the nicest music, despite the levels just being insanely slow scrollers.

>But holy fuck can anybody explain the wedding scenes?
appeasing to the not sonic fans of course

user I hate to break it to you but hollywood has been a festering pit of backhanded dealings, conspiracies, secret groups, and corrupt powerstructures since theaters have ever existed.

My guess is the production company wouldn't allow Sonic 2 to be made without including these extras and actors to be squeezed in anyway possible due to contractual obligations and tug from their agents, and ultimately just a piss-poor scripting job to include any of these characters at all therefore it's forced nature.

It has nothing to do with your schizo /pol/ conspiracies and it's more just a product of the soulless machine that is capitalistic hollywood. It's all inner-industrial politics and you have to play the game if you want a job at all.

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cough

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>hollywood has been a festering pit of backhanded dealings, conspiracies, secret groups, and corrupt powerstructures since theaters have ever existed.
whatever schizo

>2D game is happening next year. Will feature the main four, with Shadow showing up for the first time in 2D.
>what was Battle

>Do boomers realize that the internet literally can take a somewhat obscure phrase and give it entirely new context
The movie didn't do that though. "Living in someone's head rent-free" isn't something new.

>Will be similar to Bayonetta and Monster Hunter in terms of gameplay.
so needless grinding mechanics to gate content?

>Will be similar to Bayonetta and Monster Hunter in terms of gameplay.
lmao what the fuck is that even supposed to mean

>hollywood has been a festering pit of backhanded dealings, conspiracies, secret groups, and corrupt powerstructures since theaters have ever existed.
Meds. Now.

>It has nothing to do with your schizo /pol/ conspiracies and it's more just a product of the soulless machine that is capitalistic hollywood. It's all inner-industrial politics and you have to play the game if you want a job at all.
Shit involving Blackrock isn't a schizo /pol/ conspiracy and is exactly the type of "inner-industrial politics" you're talking about.

Im sorry, you are right in thinking the world is a corrupt piece of shit, but it's not as simple as pointing fingers at le spooky named asset manager for why le blacks are ruining the white race

It made for the perfect piss break.
My fucking ultra instinct kicked in as soon as I saw that it was just those two.

According to the playtester leaks, that's exactly how the game is designed. You fight enemy mobs in the open world to collect orbs that are then used a currency to unlock boost stages.
Sonic Team loves progression gates.

so another halfbaked disaster, amazing. how many more of these can Sega endure before they have to entertain a buyout? they don't launder yakuza money the same way Konami does, right?

DON'T CARE
REMAKE ADVENTURE 1, 2, AND HEROES

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>how many more of these can Sega endure before they have to entertain a buyout?
Just wait until their nearly billion dollar "super game" (that includes NFTs) fails spectacularly.

Look up "McCarthyism in hollywood"
Listen to Patrice O'Neal and Dave Chappele talk about their hollywood experiences.
Even just research about what evil godawful shit the Weinstein company did.

Its well known that the industry is a brutal machine where you have to make deals and commit to favors to get big. It's literally just another form of the Mob.

>You fight enemy mobs in the open world to collect orbs that are then used a currency to unlock boost stages
that sounds eerily similar to that sonic roblox game that recently just released, without the fight mob and boost part

>Genshin Impact but Sonic
this is so fucking retarded that i wouldn't mark this off as a fake

i wonder if they'll find yet another game to shove wisps in games that they're not needed in

Would explain why Sega decided to adopt it then, since it falls inline with their current "vision" for the series' future (i.e. generic open world games).