Pick an item, faggot

A true psychopath would choose the blood which makes you "godlike" and evil.

borgar

i already rejoice in making others suffer because this is Yea Forums, but i will still take the potion so i have godlike powers to do it with

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>Get the ring
>Use it to kill old people without karma loss while I case their houses
Gotta get on that grindset, son.

What kind of a "General Shop" is this?

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I imagine you could live an interesting life with the pendant depending on what being loved means here. How much of their own agency would they be left with? Would I be able to ask anything of them and have them do it? That's not necessarily how love or worship always works.
I could get to the bottom of some conspiracies, travel the world for free, stuff like that. Live as isolated as the pendant lets me.
I'm also interested if I have to be recognized to activate the effect in someone or will I be loved even through anonymous interactions? Would just seeing a picture of me, hearing my voice or even just seeing my name lead to the person loving me?

Gimme' that blood potion so I can lose my sense of guilt and pursue the field of business to create a multi billion dollar monopoly that's too big to fail and too interwoven into the system to break up.

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what kind of fucking general store is this? these are EXTREMELY specific items

So, is that an actual character from some game, or is it just furbait for "vidya"-threads?

Unironically the blood. You either live to be happy or die throwing away your life. The happiness of others shouldn't matter unless that lead to your own happiness.

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Pick the burguer, share it with the cute shopkeeper.

Demon Blood
I'll kill all the niggers and chinks and all the girls who rejected me in high school and play video games until the sun burns out alone in my cool skull volcano lair

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that's the storekeeper from Fermunda Quest 2

the ring.

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Get the ring and don't wear it until you're ready to die or are extremely old.

take the blood and then steal the burger
what the fuck is this cat thing going to do about it

Magic egg, use it to create Midna, fuck Midna until I collapse

>equip pendant
>become rich off of instagram/youtube doing whatever because everyone loves me
>chill on a yacht for the rest of my days drinking with my friends and paying their way through paradise
doesnt sound so bad.

Burger, no drawbacks
I feel like choosing the egg and spawning a waifu is the endplay here Again, portal gun, waifu get

The ring and then I help people euthanize themselves peacefully

The pendant. I could do a lot of good manipulating people into killing themselves or making them help their fellow man. Is it good to manipulate people? No. Do I give a shit? Nah.

>use ring on one person
>can never use it on someone else since you can't unequip once used
Kind of ruins using it for a business purpose.

Pendant so I can convince the world to create everlasting youth, then I will spend the next 100 years waiting for technology to advance to the point that I can make the ultimate video game, and the code monkies will make it for me. Oh and I'll use it to get the potion and burger, because that sounds like a nice meal
Bas- wait is that German Yea Forums? Nuke it from orbit now!

>all the items besides pendant are dogshit
nice balance there faggot

In a non-battle royal type deal and/or for a short term plan Monster Eye and just become something with the ability of everything listed within the limits. If literally a battle royal thing and/or for the long term Flesh of the Old Ones is the only thing that make sense. Even when you lose you still win. This one is horribly unbalanced.

Magic Pouch and hope the people who get the other stuff are smart enough to just walk away and abuse their powers on people who don't have magical stuff. This one is far more balanced. I can see an arguement for blue fruit or the scroll as well depending on your goals.

>ring
>have to wait a full day for it to work
what awful design.

burger fuck you
Flesh and use the knowledge for the world's benefit and to try to protect against those that'd abuse the other items
Blue Fruit seems best for personal use and for the benefit of those around me.

>You can summon any weapon currently in the world, and you know how to use it
Unlimited Davy Crockett works.

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>tumblr

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crystal feather obviously
always go for mobility, + bitches love a guy with wings

>Monster Eye
>You can become any creature you want
>Can't be stronger than the army of russia
Oh come on, don't gimp me like that.

Computer
Internet
Groceries
Gym
Doctors

Easy 10 million for what is a complete upgrade to my current life.

I would take the Pendant because all I ever wanted was to be loved

Get off your high horse, you worthless shit stain.

The burger, please.

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i get the burger and the red drink to wash it down with

Computer 2
Internet 3
Groceries 1
Doctors 2 (if they also provide any additional medical supplies/devices, IF NOT, audio equipment 1 and luxury furniture 1)
Sex 2

Fucking easy. Gym is pointless, you can work out in the apartment with makeshift weights or bodyweight exercises. 1 bag of groceries per week, assuming it's a full large paper bag like pictured, can easily provide you with great

-Computer
-Internet
-Windows
-Groceries
-drug
-drinks
I've already spent a good portion of my life like this, minus the drugs and booze. I think I could manage it like that.

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>gives the option of a gun
>limited ammo
>no shooting range
cringe

Monster Eye.
Magic Pouch.
Computer, Internet, Windows, Groceries, Plates, Pen and Paper.

>no windows
You're going crazy in a few months.

wait fuck, lemme swap the windows for doctors

Give me ONE reason NOT the pick the false Savior Pendant

The only purpose of windows is fresh air. But it's the Trump Tower, they got that shit handled.
The view would be cool but not worth 2 points

>no matter what you do or respond to their love
You're just asking to get kidnapped and tied up in some billionaire's basement for the rest of your life.

>destroy the woman
>her daughter comes to have sex with you every week now

You need to stay connected to the real world in more ways besides the internet man, imagine being imprisoned in a room for 10 years with the same unchanging illumination and never once seeing the sun rise or the sky so you don't have a reference of what it looks like outside your bubble. It's going to fuck with your psyche eventually.

>no natural light
yea you're going insane in a few months

>would gladly sacrifice their lives for yours
"I'm going to kill myself if you don't let me out"

>Computer
>Internet
Now you no longer need tv because you can torrent, consoles because you can emulate, books nor sheets of paper because there are pdfs and there are internet radios.
>2 plates of any dish you want
This makes the other 3 food options worthless
>4 points left
I've never had any medical problems and I don't think it would change so I wouldn't waste it on doctors.
Now it's a choice between gym (why would anyone pick sports room when you're there alone) windows or sex.
At first I was going with the gym but you can exercise without equipment, living without sunlight will fuck you up so that's a must, woman too but sex isn't even that important, it's the contant with another living being that will prevent you from staying a hermit after you leave.

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