Resident Evil Village, but (You) are the main protagonist. What happens to you Yea Forums?
Resident Evil Village, but (You) are the main protagonist. What happens to you Yea Forums?
Cameron Price
Owen Fisher
cogita
Asher Bell
>Run out of breath after running for 10 seconds
>Sweat constantly
>Act autistic to the few people I talk to
>Cry a bit randomly (but not in public)
>Drink any alcohol I can find
>Kill myself as soon as anything horrible happens out of sheer despair.
Ayden Howard
Die on the meat hooks
Adrian Perez
I live happily ever after with my insect harem.
Xavier Barnes
I second this
Nathan Martinez
I leave
Michael Hall
I die during the first village attack.
Colton Morgan
I die. I'm not some super-mold man. Even if I did survive and made it to the castle i'd die of fright cause of the insect swarm sisters since I got a thing about bugs. Can't even play certain re6 mercenaries maps cause they spawn the insect swarm boss and that throws me off. Even if I survived that there's Donna's section which chucks your greatest fears at you which would then cause me to die of fright cause she'd just make me hallucinate about the giant swarm I fought earlier.
Brayden White
Freeze to death in the first 15 minutes of the game.
Dominic Murphy
Get caught jerking off and get stabbed
Jaxon Lee
>get chased by Dimitrescu
>fall over
>struggle to get up because hurt ankle
>turn over and look up
>watch as she unbuttons her dress as I slip and fall
>cry out in pain and fear as she turns around showing her huge pale bottom
>try to shuffle away on my back but get nowhere as she speads her massive buns
>shout for help but can't speak as petrified as she lowers her enormous hips onto my injured pelvis
>cry and beg for mercy as I feel her gray anus engulf my not erect penis
>try to reach for walkietalkie but fail as I ejaculate into her rectum within 10 seconds
>die
Joshua Perry
Only one that might work on is Daniela. The other two would kill you guaranteed.
Eli Gomez
I'm much chadlier than the average Yea Forums autist so I'd take my chances. In any case I'd still be more than happy with just Daniela.
Jacob Gray
I willingly get raped by Lady Dracula.
Austin Brown
>speedrun and glitch into Alcinas bedroom
>undress
>hide in bed
>wait and giggle
Also nice thread yesterday. Good to see other Alcinachads around.
Adrian Walker
>I die. I'm not some super-mold man.
Yeah, if we play this with the assumption of no mold powers than we probably all die after being impaled by Heisenberg early on. Definitely bleed out if we make it to Lady D taking our hand off.
Dominic Morgan
We would all die from blood loss when half our hand gets bitten off. Either that or shoot ourselves from the pain.
Luis Jenkins
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Tyler Russell
If I can somehow sneak my way to Castle Dimitrescu without getting torn apart by werewolves first? Go as beta as possible once either Lady D or one of her daughters finds me in the hopes they'll find me cute like a pet. I'll probably die quickly.
Cooper Martin
Form a relationship with Bela, and get her to convince Lady Dimitrescu to ditch Miranda and let her know Miranda doesn't give a fuck about her or her daughters. Would also get Heisenberg in on it since he already hates Miranda anyways. Moreau and Donna are probably happy serving under Miranda, it would be pointless trying to get them on your side.
Angel Brown
I die. But boy i will die a warrior's death.
Until my last breath i'll be fighting for some vampire mom/flygirl pussy/ass.
Elijah Morales
based warrior mentality. Go and get that monster bob and vagene ;)
Liam Phillips
Anyone who claims to be a chad is the opposite
James Miller
That's nice user, I don't care. I don't talk like that in real life, but to communicate with you autists and have you understand me sometimes I have to sink down to your level.
Brody Butler
I swear my eternal loyalty to Lady D
Hunter Cruz
>Form a relationship with Bela,
Based.
>and get her to convince Lady Dimitrescu to ditch Miranda
You and Bela may have a hard time with that. Lady D drinks the Miranda kool-aid at least as much as Moreau and Donna, and it's questionable if her daughters would win out for her, I hate to say it.
Now Uncle Karl on the other hand is definitely a good ally to have. Ethan really fucked that one up actually.
Brayden Taylor
Delusional
Waifufags are never chads
Camden Sanchez
Die immediately, never even get to see dommy mommy
Jack Roberts
I save Donna and she becomes my wife.
Adrian Nguyen
You´re admiring 2D waifus. You can´t simply "sink" to the other autists in this plane of existance.
You are a part of it.
Connor Myers
Cope and seethe if it makes you feel better user, again I don't care.
Juan Anderson
>Waifufag thinks he's above anyone else
Dominic Brooks
I marry Bela and live happily ever after.
Aiden Jackson
It really really bothers you that some people like the girls and yet are still not ugly, socially awkward, incel, etc doesn't it? Like some people are having their cake and eating it too and you can't.
I get why you're so mad about it that you're still going with this, but you have to let go user.
Angel Murphy
>REtranny thinking he isn't an incel
RE is incel Capital
Follow a better series like chainsaw man
Jaxson Cruz
I would probably get to the house before the village, be pissed about the cold and walk back. I'm practically safe at that point. Any further I'd be dead, a lycan would have killed me.
Jeremiah Sanchez
We all gonna die in the car crash.Ethan survived because he is moldman.
Jackson Rivera
I kill myself the first change i get. I simply would not be able to deal with being in such a god awful piece of shit game.
Caleb Campbell
I die almost instantly because I don't have bullshit regeneration powers like Ethan.
Oliver Lewis
REcels can't comprehend enjoying a Great series like csm
Landon Anderson
>Mogs your entire story and characters
RE waifus are shit even compared to csm background characters
Landon Clark
>it's questionable if her daughters would win out for her, I hate to say it.
True. I wonder how much she actually loves her daughters (if at all), and not just sees them as prized pets. Lady D does fit the cat lady stereotype well, I think.
Landon Gomez
Hope REcels know that they can't compete with chainsawGODS
James King
Oh and I'd probably call the cops on some dude busting in my shit like he owns the fucking place and killing my wife, and stealing my kid. Now I'm out miles away from home beat up because somehow my wife isn't my wife and there's just a bunch of crazy shit going on. Would probably call an uber(it's 2021 in game), go home, have a couple of beers and try to process what the fuck just happened.
Benjamin Stewart
>csm will make REtards kneel and beg for mercy
Austin Collins
Also OP is gay for not telling us the complete starting conditions for the scenario, like:
-Is the player aware of the complete story like in real life or are you starting fresh as canon ethan?
-Can you prepare, choose and bring your favourite boomsticks into this story?
-Do gay people feel pain?
-More shower thoughts.
Daniel Turner
Considering Ethan couldn't even survive with mold bullshit, I imagine I'd die a lot sooner.
Owen Nguyen
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Bentley Turner
Cope REtard
shit series can't even compare to csm or fire punch
Samuel Roberts
Chainsaw autist will REEE over this but it may be up to you to save them on your "playthrough" user. Remember Miranda wants them dead anyway.
Me? I'd have all 3 of them transform into fly form and smuggle them out in insulated bug jars.
Jeremiah Davis
its funny to make if they looked like this in a western game you faggots would be calling them ugly and having man jaws
Owen Nelson
ChainsawGOD you mean
Levi Wright
alright so in serious terms i first break into the old hovels and steal as much clothing as I can, making use of any water to wash the filthy rags and trying to find the cleaner clothes in cupboards and drawers. It's going to be pretty cold and will only get colder as time goes on. I avoid open spaces as much as possible and try to gain entrance to the cellars and attic areas of these houses for shelter where i build a quick makeshift bed from various clothing, bedding and furniture. hide this in a corner and remember the place, mark the building with something and have a plan to get back there. there are a few guns in the village, get one as soon as you can and take as many knives and blades from the hovel kitchens, something long and sharp, try to find a whetstone or something to sharpen the blades as they are likely not very well cared for. move quietly and swiftly, hug corners and hide behind cover, you should always be moving in the periphereal of any area, not the center, with practice you get an intuitive sense of this.
do not even attempt to enter the castle. you will die if you do most likely. hide in the village outskirts near the road and wait for chris and his team to arrive at night, slip away and flag down a member of the BSAA for evacuation and get the fuck out with your life. best chance besides just legging it out of the village and back to civilisation.
Samuel Perry
drink milk. produce cum
Andrew Morris
Pretty good plan but do you have a missing daughter in this scenario like Ethan does? Do you leave her to her fate?
Daniel Lee
>slip away and flag down a member of the BSAA for evacuation and get the fuck out with your life
I'd probably be too scared to do that just for fear of being mistaken for a hostile or if it's simply a clean up team. I'd probably die from roaming lycans by trekking it back to another town so I'd probably wait until everything is cleared out. How far away is the next town, anyway?
Easton Gray
>do you have a missing daughter in this scenario like Ethan does?
He doesn´t have to because OP didn´t specified the scenario in detail.
Thomas Evans
Given how they just crashed into the village by chance I'd say the road was probably in a mountainous area dotted with hovels and tiny villages, the time it took to get there and the distance travelled implies that it was relatively close to where Ethan and Mia were living, some valley region near a small town, absolutely doable, I've done much harder hikes myself.
Dominic Phillips
I regenerate my bodies disability/damage because now I am le mold man and then I fuck shit up because literallytooangrytodie.jpg and there's ammo fucking EVERYWHERE
Nicholas Ward
REtrannies....you may now Kneel
Gavin James
Post chin
Caleb Morales
So once again, OP is a faggot.
If you didn't have to find your daughter, and especially if you knew what was waiting for you in the village, then yeah you would have zero good reason not to fuck off and get as far from that valley as possible immediately.
Can't promise that a few lycans wouldn't follow you in the woods anyway though, like the random stray zombies who mauled hikers in the Arklay mountains.
Benjamin Thompson
the Lycans would find you before you could wait it out. All it takes is just one Lycan to spot you and you're fucked