>still no fucking Hatchet video game
Why is Nintendo so fucking retarded
Still no fucking Hatchet video game
Lucas Morales
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Colton Brown
literally just play botw and stay on the great plateau for the whole game
Chase Taylor
There is, its called Green Hell
Jose Baker
Minecraft
Ethan Cox
I recently reread it and it's not nearly as good as it was when I was a kid. I was disappointed how a lot of the major survival stuff was skipped over. It would have been cool to learn HOW Brian made the bow, or how he cooked the fish instead of just filling the book with scenery and flashbacks
Cameron Lopez
FUCK THIS BOOK!
James Powell
There was a Bass Pro Fishing megacenter in the valley. They glossed over that.
Jace Long
The Long Dark
James Wilson
There was a straight to TV movie that tried to do that. But I barely remember it, save for the flashback of the kid punching through a window, and the dead pilot underwater.
Samuel Brown
that book sucked. Why? because fuck you thats why. I didn't get forced to read this in middle school growing up just to be laughed at by game devs. Hatchet? More like My ass itch because this book fucking SUUUCKS.
Kevin Hall
honestly not so bad for a book everyone was forced to read
most """classics""" are turbo dogshit
Levi Jenkins
>check wikipedia
There's four more fucking books in the series
wut
Ayden Gutierrez
>trips of truth
i read this book again last year after last reading it on 3rd grade and it's fucking awesome.
Josiah Ward
>still no silverwing videogame with rad magic bat echolocation spells
Isaac Peterson
>comes back to society and finds a cute girl
>can’t assimilate and goes back to society
Was he autistic or is this just a white people problem?
Evan Jones
The Forest literally has you survive a plane crash and the first thing you grab is an axe. Then it descends into horror but whatever.
My Side of the Mountain does a better job explaining the details of the survival shit. Like how he made salt balls and a log trap to kill a grown ass deer.
Ian Powell
need more masculinity boosting YA books
Alexander Morris
I was forced to read this book like five times due to teachers thinking it was a great idea to do it despite it being done the prior year, and also switching school districts.
Landon Bailey
>a book about a white cis male surviving alone in the wild
There's no way this book is still taught in modern schools
Elijah Ramirez
I remember the sequels getting weird and he meets himself from the future
Gavin Butler
better than reading shakespeare plays or great expectations for the 2000th time
Thomas Sanchez
Yeah, the river is like a what if story and it’s okay
Brian’s winter is pretty good
I think I hated the return though
Haven’t read hunt
Thomas Sanders
A Midsummer Night's Dream is pure kino tho.
Andrew Gonzalez
Adam Cruz
How would a video game based on this kino be?
Elijah Rogers
The winter book is just a what if scenario. And the other two are literally ntr fanfiction
Jayden Rogers
>why are there no survival crafting games
Nigga what?
Easton Edwards
>leave society
>live in tree in da woods
>lifes good.
>make homemade fishing hooks, tan leather
>train falcon you raise yourself
Its not fair bros.....
Gabriel Perry
Nice book, read the first one as part of class and read the rest of them myself because I liked them.
That guy sure liked eating animal fat.
David Harris
Like a better, edgier version of De Blob.
Ayden Edwards
Boring since the first half is in black and white and the rest is just fallout before the collapse
Thomas Torres
we need to return to monke
Ryder Clark
>I don't realize walking sims cover the themes of the giver every other release
Wyatt Turner
>Be underaged kid
>Your job is to give elderly people sponge baths
>Fantasize about giving your childhood friend sponge baths
Yeah, sounds pretty based
Jeremiah Bell
did he die
Jack Myers
Mason Thomas
What games instill a sense of forced White Guilt into the player?
Jackson Adams
>slaughter a turtle and use his shell as a bowl
Cooper Peterson
He did not as the garbage sequels reveal
Lucas Bailey
Read the sequels
John Cooper
>Nigger kid
Wow, seems like a racist book.
Look at that racist artwork. Very uncool, Library of America.
Nathan Baker
i would kill the game dev for making fun of me like this. I will NEVER forgive Mrs Elizabeth my 7th grade english teacher for getting angry at me for reading the book in two days instead of reading it with the class. She gave ME and BOOK to READ and then got angry because I read it. Stupid bitch. I will never let go of this grudge.
Lincoln Cox
Isn't this game some early access non functional pre-planning stages of code that isn't even a game yet?
Zachary Phillips
Liam Watson
pic rel
Jace Anderson
Ah, this was babby's first serious book for me. Don't want to touch it again because I'd rather have the fond memories
Aaron Martinez
I didn't feel white guilt reading Things Fall Apart but it was a really fucking good book.
Gabriel Stewart
You need to find that fucking bitch Mrs. Elizabeth, kidnap her, strip her naked, drive her out to the woods and hunt her with a bow and arrow.
Kayden Lopez
fahrenheit 451 book when
Brody Thomas
I read it in fourth grade at the recommendation of my favorite teacher, Mr. Miller, and I still have the copy of it that he gave me with a hand written note on the inside cover. It still holds up.
Ayden Cooper
>and hunt her with a bow and arrow.
Robert please refrain
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>Between 1971 and 1983, Hansen abducted, raped, and murdered at least seventeen women in and around Anchorage, Alaska; he hunted many of them down in the wilderness with a Ruger Mini-14 and a knife.
Brandon Green
No, it released a few years ago. Even has dlc
Adam Allen
THE GOAT
Christian Collins
I have literally never read a book that I liked.
Hudson Young
>zoomers pretending they read the Hatchet
Embarrassing thread
Ryan Martin
Isn't that just any cyberpunk?
Matthew Wright
The movie is decent too
Nathan Evans
I FUCKING HATE THIS NIGGER-KIKE BULLSHIT
Parker Bailey
I'd delete this immediately, son, unless you fancy the idea of running naked through the Alaskan wilderness while a drunk and horny old man glues a wig to your head and chases you down.
Lincoln Hall
>mfw I’m boomer aged and never read this
>read it this year
Damn it was pretty good. The hound was scary
Justin Harris
LOL so epic 4th wall break, amirite?
Wyatt Ross
>The hatchet
Its just Hatchet asshole.
Samuel Davis
C:DDA Innawoods Camper
Benjamin Wright
Brian’s winter is better.
John Garcia
>ywn have a cute librarian girl to cut your hair for you
Jeremiah Bell
Guy couldn't really mesh with society again and got addicted to wilderness survival.
Joshua Cruz
>but it did get worse
Gabriel Butler
Things Fall Apart was kina kino
Now that's something that'll never get vidya lmao
Cameron Ramirez
>Airplane finally rises out of the lake
>He finds a gun, tons of food, matches, etc
>Set to survive for life
>Flips the blackbox without knowing what it is and gets rescued a half hour later
Even as a kid I felt disappointed that he found what was basically a treasure trove, but was then just rescued.
Colton White
Would it just be a walking sim with Holden's inner monologue?
Anthony Bennett
>most """classics""" are turbo dogshit
Tell me more on how you don't read any books, psued.
Nicholas Kelly
Anyone else read pic related back in middle school?
Ryder Long
What was his fucking problem?
Austin Robinson
A game where you just meander around whining about your privileged life and undiagnosed mental disorder? Sounds like some tranny shit.
Jace Morris
Yes, except it would be passed through an AI parser using Terry Davis audio
Luis Diaz
White guilt is a meme. You aren't supposed to feel guilty, you're supposed to feel horrified that people who saw themselves as the peak of civilization could so easily stoop to such abject cruelty in the name of that very civilization. You're supposed to realize that the consequences of that 'civilizing' project continue to play out to this day, and that while it isn't our fault, it is our responsibility to recognize it and avoid perpetuating it further.
Xavier Nelson
>read it at one school
>transfer to another school
>have to read it again
>Retards at the new school all call the Socs "Socks" and not Socs like the first part of the word Social
That still bugs me.