Actual Direct Leak

this just got interesting

you mean by length or girth?

>nothing from yandex or google
nice effort but they don't look like they belong in superstars

>Watch Fit Adventure
The fuck.

I'm guessing but outside of dk64 donkey kong has primarily been in 2D games so they'd want to differentiate it

they don't look like they fit in with the rest of the game's renders

either or

>professor Layton collection
Big if true

> Kirby Extreme Epic Yarn
why would they rerelease epic yarn a second time with a subtitle that doesn't fit the game at all
>Nintendo Switch Online GBC/GBA, features an exclusive port of Virtual Boy Wario Land
"oh shit someone with actual info dropped something big yesterday better slap that into my leak! but how do i make it look original? i know! i'll throw in a bonus game that doesn't have anything to do with yesterday's leak! i'm a genius!"
>Announcements you know are also there
i'd ask you to elaborate but it's obvious you just slapped this on the end to cover your ass in case you forgot about something people expected to see
like that new fire emblem warriors game for example
here's a (You) in exchange for never wasting your time writing garbage like this ever again

Then Kirby should have been called "Kirby 3D" or something. See how ridiculous this is?

And "epic" fits it?

kirby chugs cock

>A Link between Heroes
>Average normie googles this
>gets 3DS game
Nope. At least ALBW was different enough to ALLTP name wise, this is just changing one word

They deserve to die if they actually do sequels to some of the worst Kirby games.

>Kirby Extreme Epic Yarn
>Silksong
yeah no fucking way this is real

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This shit is less believable than Big Maring and yet you morons still bump it

>Donkey Kong 3D Country
whenever a non-western dev team makes a donkey kong game they never use the 'country' branding
>Kirby Extreme Epic Yarn
if they were porting extra epic yarn, they'd use the same name
>Super Kirby Battle Royale
>Watch Fit Adventure
>exclusive port of Virtual Boy Wario Land
did you even try with these ones?
>Professor Layton Collection
>Mario Kart 8 Wave 2
>Silksong
fairly likely predictions, though usually directs have more than just one third party game
>Nintendo Switch Online GBC/GBA
they're gonna wait until september when subscriptions are about to be renewed
>Ports of Mario Sunshine and Galaxy
never ever
>The Legend of Zelda A Link between Heroes
that name doesn't even make sense
>Nintendo Switch AX
when has nintendo ever announced new hardware in a direct?

when has a single direct even had this many first party announcements?

>Nintendo Switch AX releases next year, is bigger than the normal Switch
is it similar to the size of the new OLED model?
because if so that would be nice I hope it’s not ipad sized or some shit

yes
sorry for phoneposting

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what's the news?

you have AIDS

This shit is so stupid it could actually happen

>plays like 3D World

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>Professor Layton Collection
Yes please! I really hope it's the original trilogy instead of the prequel trilogy. Nintendo acquisition of Level-5 when?

>Donkey Kong 3D Country, Mario Odyssey team, plays like 3D World but with the DK cast
literally the only good idea I've seen in these fake direct leaks thread, have a (You) for your efforts niggerman

>A Link between Heroes

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>Nintendo Switch Online GBC/GBA
lol not happening with all the gba rereleases

3D Land. 3D World. Boom, argument dismantled.

mine cannot and its longer than a tp roll does this mean i have a big pp

>he doesn't know

>whenever a non-western dev team makes a donkey kong game they never use the 'country' branding
>muh patterns!!!!!!
Cope.

A new original top down zelda would be based and what I’ve been desiring as of late.

It was already leaked lmao

Zelda isn't Mario, retard

The DK game has been in development for a while. But this is very fake

I realize a comeback of these two isn't in the realms of impossibility, since they were namedropped as important 6 characters in Superstars' history log, but these renders are utter shit.

>Mario party DLC
>No mention of it being in the expansion pass
I don't think every Nintendo DLC is going to be but the casual game dlc is

And? Stop flailing.

Mate, the tip of my dick can’t fit even while soft

Mine's too thick on the middle.
I don't remember if it's also too long.

do we have any serious hint this DK game is real and no I'm not talking about trannyera "leakers" and their trust me bro tier sources

my dick can't fit in a pringles can and that's after taking an icey bath

Wow all of the same games, AGAIN! I truly cannot wait, fellow tendietards. Poggy!!!!!!

Sorry to hear that user, are you on disability?

Mine doesn't even go in the barrel of an M1A2...

Old can size or new can size?

how small is your toilet paper tube?
mine is at least as big as a half-dollar

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no but you'll be after I slap you across the face with my shlongus maximus

>"Silksong"

and that's how you know it's fake

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youtu.be/Lfqrz1C2BcU

Yeah, that’s the same size

>no ARMS 2
fake and gay

>you can switch between Link and Linkle to solve puzzles or fight enemies unique to 1 or the other