ELDEN RING 1.04 PATCH INCOMING

Nigger.

>fears
Malenia nerfs
>hopes
They finally unfuck their shader compilation
>expectations
Rivers of Blood nerf, small bugfixes, further casualization with NPC markers even if you didn't meet them

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Does the game still have the stuttering issues or was that fixed in previous patches?

>fear
they fuck my favorite shit up
>hope
they fuck everyone else's favorite shit up
>expectation
they fuck everything up

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I hope they buff poise and give colossal weapons hyperarmour so that I won't get my attack cancelled all the time.

Im expecting a rivers of blood nerf

Good thing Elden Ring has multiplayer

Let me access the equipment, inventory, and crafting menus while sitting at a grace already.

>fear
They nerf Malenia
>hopes
A way to save Millicent
>expectations
Bleed, Madness nerf

I wouldn't be upset about some indicators for quests, there's literally no way to find Millicent after she moves to Altus Plateau unless you haven't been there before.
She's literally hidden behind a bush so you don't even see her from the bonfire.

>>FEARS
They introduce more new bugs and problems than they fix.
>>HOPES
They rework the invasion system so that hosts can't afk farm anymore. Having the option to turn pvp back on would be nice too but that's super unlikely.
>>EXPECTATIONS
Random shit gets nerfed while random shit gets buffed and we end up with a meta where everyone wont stop bitching.

don't care about hopes and fears, i'm going to keep ungabungaing my way through everything

they add shit that's good instead of ruining shit that's good.

>Fears
They will add a 10% chance for your summon to sympathize with the enemy you are fighting and turn on you.
>Hopes
They will give me a million dollars. Barring that, making larger weapons more viable outside of constant jump attacking and improving Faith-related stuff.
>Expectations
Rebalancing of overpowered stuff, like Rivers of Blood.

Give me quality buffs.

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sitting at grace is like taking a shit. you need to make sure you have your phone and the toilet paper and whatever else you need ready before you sit down and start shitting. otherwise you have to get up mid-shit to get it, and things get gross, and it's all your fault for not planning ahead

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>FEARS
Asset streaming related hiccups won't be fixed.
>HOPES
Fix bleed, at least to a point where it isn't the best choice by a mile.
Fix some of the bugs, like the insta kill dogs or misplaced graces.
>EXPECTATIONS
They will nerf bleed, leave frost and madness untouched. Insta kill dogs and graces will be fixed. Probably break something else in the process.
The invisible magic projectile shit from the parry will be fixed.

Fuck this is actually true, quality is complete dogshit unless you're like level 300 and have both stats close to 80.

>They will add a 10% chance for your summon to sympathize with the enemy you are fighting and turn on you.
that sounds fucking awesome though

how about they make this shit stop stuttering instead of constant autistic balancing like it's a fucking MMO

1.) If you reject Malenia's offer, as you're going through the game you come across some other pseudo-maiden you can accept instead to let you level up, like Evil Malenia who takes you to the Square Table with Lady Gideon Ofnira, The Clinically Retarded and Fio the Life-Gym Bro who will offer to give you an epic high-five if you're feeling down, which boosts your vigor until your next death.
2.) Make it so that with some clever navigation, your can go from the Chapel of Anticipation to the Elden Beast and beyond without killing anyone, trash mob or boss.
3.) Have a joke happy ending where everyone gets together for a jovial family reunion over some food in the Chuch of Vows, and has a hearty laugh and friendly banter before you head off to NG+
None of these things will happen of course, but this is the future I desire.

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Patch Notes:
- Fixed a bug causing Malenia to gain HP when hitting the player
- Added missing NPC "Jarold"

>HOPES
Buff godslayer greatsword and faith in general
Finish Patches quest

I mean, now that I've typed it out, yeah, I think that would be pretty fucking awesome for a boss gimmick. Do you think it'd be better as a limited time thing, so you have to decide if you want to kill your summon knowing that it'll fight back alongside you in a few critically dangerous moments, or do you think it'd be better as an It That Betrays situation, where the boss respawns it if it dies and has it fight you too?
If we're going with a joke ending, I demand a massive dance party, with everyone in attendance. It can be to Smash Mouth or something appropriate.

>3.) Have a joke happy ending where everyone gets together for a jovial family reunion over some food in the Chuch of Vows, and has a hearty laugh and friendly banter before you head off to NG+
That would be nice

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>want to level up
>need a few more souls
>exit grace
>enter inventory
>have to find souls to crush in the right tab
>dont know which soul to crush for what amount
>crush one
>forget how much I needed
>exit inventory
>enter grace
>enter level up
>it wasnt enough souls
>calculate the amount I need
>exit grace
>enter inventory
>find souls again
>the soul you crushed is out of stock
>crush the next one
>it gave you 95% too much souls
>exit inventory
>enter grace
>level up
>exit grace

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I’m gonna say it. The classic From Software style of doing NPC questlines doesn’t really work in this game.

They will ruin the game.

>2.) Make it so that with some clever navigation, your can go from the Chapel of Anticipation to the Elden Beast and beyond without killing anyone, trash mob or boss.
Do zips count as clever navigation?

you can see how much you need on the status screen.

I'm still at the capital. Please don't nerf my 2kat INT build.

>fears
taunter's tongue still PITA to use so nobody uses it
ROB doesn't get nerffed
network disconnects still not fixed
quests still unfinished
no covenants
>hopes
covenants
more love to invaders
graces near boss gates get replaced by stake of marikas, summon pools moved further away from boss gates, this fixes the issue where I instantly go back to my world when I invade a host that just instantly enters a boss battle
better great runes
>expectations
ROB gets nerffed
patches quest probably gets fixed
nothing else is changed

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NOTES ARE IN BROS

>Adjusted the Malenia encounter according to the feedback
>A Quest was activated
>Enemies have been adjusted

>re-nerfed Radahn after re-buffing his nerf
>one other nerf to strength or some other stupid shit nobody asked for or has an issue with
>tee hee looks like you're gonna have to wait another month till the next update!

Half the broken shit in this game should have already been fixed Jesus Christ

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>everyone uses the same build because it's the only thing that can actually kill people still.
You mean the state that ER is already in?

Also why the FUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK can't you see your equip load % anymore?
Now you have to do the math yourself again while DS3 just showed you, it's so fucking stupid.

cunny

no
we need more "broken" bridges that let you skip Margit and Godrick and shit. We need to get rid of the fuck you wall saying you can't get into leyndell without Malenia for some arbitrary reason. etc.

They nerfed the buff that was renerfed while buffing buffs and bleed was buffnerfed so we can can expect nuffberfs from everything.

Bullshit
source?

- The ability for Zanzibart to forgive the player has been added

>They will add a 10% chance for your summon to sympathize with the enemy you are fighting and turn on you.
Miquella's boss fight in DLC will guarantee your summons turn against you

does this little girl really need to work her abductors?

Also forgot
>hopes
Disable equipment changing while in combat / invaded / invading. Fuck tryhards that cheese these games by doing gear swapping on the fly.

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>>hopes
>covenants
Holy delusional

It's not even 1 AM yet, he's full of shit

Retarded faggot.

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ELDEN BROS?!

>expectations
A large debuff to the Godslayer Greatsword and nothing else. Would be just my luck since I just got it to +10 and it's my favorite weapon.

Everyone crying about RoB is going to be in for a rude awakening when the band-aid fix nerf hits but the metafags immediately switch to the next bullshit ARC weapon.

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>effect applies to summoned players

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There's over a dozen good builds in the game that can succeed in invasions, I find it insanely gay how redditors are begging for status ones to be removed for no reason.
All that would do is reduce variety.

I mostly use arc dagger and swarm of flies.

>doesn't know what % means

Protip: make sure you aren't retarded before calling others retarded

>hopes
finally stop the stuttering so I can finally play the game I paid 60bux for

>fears
just shitty small fixes

>expectations
bullshiy, as always

GET FILTERED LIL NIGGA LMAO

Can you read? NTA but in DS3 it'd tell you your exact percentage, in your image it would've shown 57.5% which is more useful to knowing how much you can carry before being fat rolling.

Thanks for beta testing, everyone

>The mimic tear will become a duplicate of Miquella instead of a duplicate of you
>It will fully recover all of its health in the process

>Players will get booted out once Miquella's bewitching twig in full effect
>Hostile NPC AI will hijack the guest player's characters and gank on you

>covenants
I'm sure dung eater and the beast clergyman and maybe Fia as well started as covenant leaders before they decided to cut them out during development

ER has tons of fun builds that are viable. I hate you pvp fags and how you always end up ruin these games. Go and play actual competitive multiplayer games and whine about balancing here. This game doesn't need you and your ilk.

>Fears
Madness buildup nerfs fucking over posion mist worse then it already is
>Hopes
Major adjustment to bleed, removal of stun
>Expectations
RoB and Carian retaliation potency adjustments

It literally says medium load. It will say heavy load if you fat roll. Why do you need a percentage.

maybe they'll fix the fuck awful input delay
lmao

The quest system is great for people like me who dont care much about finishing quests and just like randomly stumbling across npcs in weird places and hearing what they have to say.

useless patch unless they
>fix pegasus glitch
>fix war cry move swap
>fix wrong warping
>fix the extreme load stutters
>fix the balance
>fix online connectivity
>fire miyazaki

This

I hope they restore all the obscene amount of cut content

Man shut yo bitch ass up, stupid ass faggot ass bitch. I don’t see any percentages homeboy, what you want me to sort that out myself? Nigga I ain’t got time to figure that shit out.

why not do all of that and more
>boss forcibly pops out one of your ashes against you, favoring the highest leveled
>boss assumes direct control of your summon, leaving it open for retaliation
>summon gets confuse/berserk status
>various ashes have various chances to turn against you until killed
>some ashes need to be fought to be leveled
>rare craftable can be used to flip the summon back to your side
there's some fun to be had there I bet. could even steal a little from code vein and have to dive into the memories of ashes and fight their greatest battles alongside them, or as them, in order to unlock new abilities

>covenants
genuinely why would you expect this?

Are Patches and Boc the only unfinished questlines?

NOT THE BLEED NERFS

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So you can know how close you are to the limit without having to waste time doing mental math? Are you serious? And some people are retarded and can't do math.
It'd be such an easy thing to implement and there's no reason for them to have taken it out, why are you so against it?

I hope they put the final nail in the pvp coffin. I've been hopped up on schadenfreude for a month and a half but I'm trying to OD over here.

>hopes
I don't, either you can't read or don't understand english

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that would break the AI

>FEARS
They """balance""" everything thats remotely powerful for players.
>HOPES
Let me ride torrent in the Elden beast fight
Stop malenia from healing by hitting a shield

>EXPECTATIONS
I expect what my fear is.

>fears
only balance changes
>hopes
add in more cut NPCs and questlines
>expectations
performance improvements and balance changes

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Uhhhhhhhh try equipping the thing you want and see if it changes to heavy? You literally don’t need it to be a percentage lmao

bleed niggers btfo

How deep would a tongue be able to go into her cunny