Why are these assholes so condescending? The deck is shit

Why are these assholes so condescending? The deck is shit.

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based tech nigga

D E C K E DRAW

wait they the same nigga?

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He's also an apple shill so he doesn't have much credibility as a tech consoomer.
That being said, I wish I had a Deck. Sadly they don't sell them to my country yet.

>Why are these assholes so condescending?
because the deck is shit. They are basically pic related

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>Steamdrones unironically bought a grey Switch and brag about it

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>playing your switch, all nice and peaceful
>guy sits down next to you with some kind of handheld
>fweeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>just ignore, it's okay, he'll probably-
>FWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Switch has barely any power and is completely out of date that's why

>Nintendo niggas be like
AHHHH 'M GOING INSANE, I GOTTA KILL MYSELF
>Steam niggas be like
Big money, big deck, big dick, big bitches

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So that dickhead from E3 playing the flute sat down next to you?

Why is tech nigger such a sussy baka?

>He's also an apple shill
You don't watch anything apparently. He uses Macs, but has been an android user forever. Strange combo, but whatever.

if that flute plays switch games at 9fps, then yes

They is same my man

Where did he stole those Switch and Deck?

Pretty sure people aren't buying it to emulate switch

>Pretty sure people aren't buying it to emulate switch
where've you been the last six months?

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He makes a $1.80 per 1000 views. His vids get 3-4 million views each, and makes over a 100 a year. He's been doing it since was a tween. You do the math.

All the Steam deck threads I read were talking about lower generation emulation

>9fps
Why would a flute run games better than a Switch?

user, it was literally being called a switch killer for months

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But not a switch emulator. No one seriously believes it could properly emulate switch games, right?

People stll underestimate the power levels of Nintendo IP. It's wild. Only Skyrim and Rockstar have reached Pokemon and Mario levels. And Nintendo reaches these numbers with just one platform or two per gen.

Pretty sure the deck isn't powerful eno to properly emulate the switch, or maybe at 720/480p 30fps

top row on the right

Etika was a cool dude. I found him while playing Feng Lee's Attack on Titan. Rip.

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The Steam Deck no more a threat to the Switch then fire is to water.

*than

>put fire close to water
>water boils and evaporates
>fire wins
?????

The Switch is an ocean. The Steam Deck is a barely lit match.

just boil the ocean with the sun

Devil's curliest hair

>setting up a camera shot that complicated for a youtube tech review
just demonstrate the device on a plain background, i fucking hate how every channel starts implementing stupid live-action "skits" once they get too popular

Did they say you can install Windows on your Steam Deck so you can play other games?

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Inferiority complex. They have to constantly remind switch users that they exist.
We just look at them and shrug.

kino

He actually heavily criticises the deck in the video and acknowledges that a lot of it doesn't make sense as a consumer product.

I like it, it's nice being able to appreciate the effort some people put into their job

alpha

Cute pits

Racist

i consider everyone that owns a handheld a subhuman autist and i laugh at them in publich "haha what are you 12 still playeing your gameboys?"

Bro rocket league is on the switch this clip is fucking dumb

>apple shill
no he's not. guy shits on apple constantly

What's the joke, that he stole those consoles? I'm a PCfag so I don't get it

I think that the steam deck is really loud, and the switch "guy" looks uncomfortable, then the other one gives him the "yeah, I farted so what, COPE" kind of look.

best I can surmise. I'm not down with this tiktok shit

Steam deck is a PC console I thought?

>Why are these assholes so condescending?
It's the mentality of Apple fans, it's the new thing, they will love it because of this status, these people saw the Switch as the same thing, the lastability of such devices doesn't matter.

It's a Valve console, it's different imo. I'm a PCfag and won't be buying that shit

lol no you dont, we both know youre an ugly and socially awkard loser. nobody plays handhelds in public either, only phones. you dont go outside so you wouldnt know

fair. i guess i'm just used to valve being a pc company.

Are video games for black people now

Im a PCfag so I don't care about your little girl feelings.

what feelings are you talking about?

Don't impersonate me, you whoreson. I'd never fail to use an apostrophe

A lot of people say deck's fans are loud and really high-pitched. It'd be a nuisance to anyone in your closest vicinity.

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It literally does though? Every game worth a damn xan be tweaked for full performance.

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Why are you posting nigger garbage?

give it back, jamal

>that pic

I don't get it, just buy a switch and play metroid dread on it?

The point is that it's possible to do, not that its a reason to buy the deck

Then that has nothing to do with videogames and you're just a nerd playing enginnering.

except the switch emulator works like ass

Deckbros what are you playing currently.

For me, its 13 sentinels in yuzu.

dread runs on my phone. The deck gets single digits on something like mario odyssey.

wew lad

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deck can play more games

>buy Switch
You can only play Switch games
>buy Deck
You can play PC games AND emulate Switch games
I personally think they're both trash so whatever

what the fuck is that switch layout? epic game store??

seething

y he bite