He's better than you will likely ever be

He's better than you will likely ever be

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He died 300 times to one boss. He's not better than me.

But I'll never be gay.

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Do I even want to know why that puppet ash is being memed now?

the only thing Melania has going for her is the waterfowl dance attack and I know how to dodge it perfectly. It's easy to dodge when you are far and even easier when you are close IMO. Her second phase flower explosion is easy too. just run passed her at the beginning. I also did it without using frost+bleed katanas. Pssshhh

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who

Literally who?

lets go solo bros

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LE ZANZIBAR

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It's a reddit meme and doesn't have anything to do with the ash, its just a guy that solos malenia for people.

He uses katanas so no

I carry fags through redmane castle boss when I get bored. I have a massive hammer and a massive nose.
I ask for nothing in return.

I do not give a fuck in the slightest.

He's not. I beat her with a non-enchanted broadsword and some chain mail.

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Actually over 400 times.

>it's a reddit meme
90% of Yea Forums threads in a nutshell

I really dont understand where this popped up from, is it just people circlejerking over heckin wholesome shit? I feel so lost why its even noteworthy in the slightest

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Yes the Jarwight Puppet is based and I am tired of pretending he's not.

>Make this same thread but for the last 2 days
>Always claim 'this makes Yea Forums seethe!'
>Goes back to discord server showing screencap of miniscule amount of replies
>Does this as revenge for the sneed posts
Just a heads up, you're not a woman and you'll never be one. Despite what doctors and even psychologists have told you, you're never gonna be a woman or even look like one.

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damn this guy really loved his cheetos

PvEfags will always be shitters compared to PvPchads.

Redditors being zealots about something again gee wow

based

eldentrannies achieve another milestone of trashing Yea Forums by porting reddit into the catalog. wonder when they'll start tripfagging en-masse and posting tiktok footage

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Horrifically based

>It's easy to dodge when you are far and even easier when you are close IMO

I don't believe you. I know it's definitely possible to dodge up close, but easy? Tell me your secret method, O wise one.

>rivers of blood
>any meme-katana
You simply did not beat it. Seeing every other faggot cheese with these is getting tiring.

You can dodge waterfowl even when directly under her, when you see her body jerk you roll into her, then roll backwards, then repeat roll into her each time she dashes
Don't even get hit doing this

How do so many hosts get their hands on rivers of blood when they're still in Liurnia or even Limgrave?

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what the fuck

>turns out he was some bland normalfag with a bunch of shitty videos on his youtube channel

dont go to /wsg/ user

Me because I looked up a guide on how to get it when I got to the church of ellen, I skipped everything until I got it then went back to limgrave to do the dungeons and bosses with it on

I beat malenia with STR weapons so I actually am unironically better than him

Remove the third panel and "know, but he."
Then you got my situation

This is getting out of hand.

what who??

>I know, can.
What?

cares

You're just mad that he's famous and you're just another anonymous face in the crowd.

What I'm saying is I can

If it's easy to dodge, then what's hard to dodge? Soldier of godrick?

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that's a big cat

omg omg yes! i was so excited to sign this i knocked my funko pops over on accident, but i dont even care

Cringe

Was there a weapon or incantation that lets you do the Erdtree Avatars' golden ground staff pound into beamspam move? I remember seeing something like that but I don't recall if the Staff of the Avatar can do it or not.

So you cheeses Morgott?

Is marketing for the underage people.

Who?

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Ash of war golden lands

you do own your own Living Jar right Yea Forums?

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Exactly what I was looking for, thanks.

nah printer broky

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The erdtree Greatclub also has it by default but its scaling is worse than other hammers you could slap it on instead

>instead of seething like this maldling user
>used this snide bitter meme to have fun

Myrmaldon of Regret more like.

whachu gonna do about DAT

it does make me seethe, though

only one posting tiktokshit here is you, nigga.

What is it about this pot head that mindbreaks Yea Forumsirgins so viciously? Do you really hate seeing other people having fun that much?

>muh video game ""skill""
lmfao

He solo'd her with more health due to 2 summons while the average incel on this shithole site was malding for weeks.
Reddit mogs Yea Forums again...

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what mindbreaking?