Thanks for the key *dies*

Carian Slicer feels amazing to use and it does a shitton of damage wtf
Why doesn't anyone talk about this?

He and hyetta/Irina were corrupted by madness somehow. Hence why he drops the grape

>Doesn't decide to live in death
lame

>you're beautiful
>lives
pottery

>I am Iron Fist Alexander, and I will die a champion!
>*dies a champion*

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I just realized that's all his endings, except maybe Sekiro. He really needs to get away from the souls anesthetic if he is gonna grow as a director. Do scifi or something.

>leaves behind his life's work
>nobody fucking uses it and think its garbage
>completely nullifies almost everything a literal GOD throws at you

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>becoming the thing he swore to destroy

>hey tarnished, i care about your safety, give you useful information, teach you spells and i'm overall a swell guy to have with you through your adventure!
>dies

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died way too early, would've been fun to have a snufkin kind of character who you'd repeatedly encounter in the world and occasionally in the roundtable

more like
*dies like a bitch from two hits*
It was such a fucking disappointment how weak he was

>Thanks for the key boyo
>Doesn't elaborate
>Leaves
>Dies

>completely nullifies almost everything a literal GOD throws at you
Did people find out that you can nullify Elden Beast's annoying tracking light attack with this thing?

They don't truly die, do they? Destined Death is sealed and they will resurrect/reincarnate once their soul returns and gets shitted out by the Erdtree. The only problem is no one knows how long it would take.

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>hi tarnished, i am your female co-protagonist for this game, don't worry i'm not even fleshy, i can't die
>*dies*

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considering Yea Forums is still seething about elden beast nearly 2 months later
no

That would've actually been kino

>I am Malenia Blade of Miquella and i have known no defeat
>gets defeated

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It's unknown. That lore predates the golden order and the elden ring.
The primordial crucible erdtree used to be like that, but the current one could just be straight up be eating people and nobody realized it yet other than Marika.

>Oh boy I hope I live a long fruitful life and don't waste it doing nothi-
>*dies*

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Not really. They already have a character that does this, Rogier. D expresses his disdain for him as a result, so it's extremely unlikely he would do it himself

How does he die? He didn't seem that old, nor did there seem to be any struggle where you find him. Does spell crafting really take that much out of you?

What makes you think it will be any different? His AC games were the most grimdark of the series as well he's a true one trick pony hack.

Let me watch her

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Morale of his story is don't hug whores

It sucks how the roundtable hold becomes lonelier as you progress through the game… wish more NPCs would move in and out

>My apprentice! The academy of Raya Lucaria supports you as thanks for all your efforts to keep me alive!
>*m-my...a-apprentice*

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kys

>...
>*dies*

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Fia had nothing to do with his death. The godwyn face deathroots under stormveil got him.

I will never stop seething about Elden Beast being a colossal waste of time and a waste of a fight.
If you're going to make a non-threatening damage sponge, don't make it backflip a gorillion feet away every time you get close.

Irina = Hyetta possessed by something or someone.
Edgar the Castellan went mad in exchange for something.
Edgar the Revenger drops Shabiri Grape on death.
You fed Hyetta the Grape from Edgar the Revenger to further her journey.

May chaos take the world.

Works himself to death. Some people say that the other students murder him but I don't really agree with that since he's a student too

I refuse to tell her about Lusat's location

>Not helping the gnome put a sinful witch to justice for murdering thousands of cute girls

You deserve your ball of groans.

The real reason Yea Forums complains about the Elden Beast, revealed

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But omen are born, which means the Erdtree can still shit out souls. Right?

I will continue to repost this image every time this is brought up

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Sure, getting led on by the rotten undead whore had nothing to do with him dying to the undead related shit, if he'd stayed the righteous path of grace and killed undead on sight he'd still be alive.

I personally just hate running to the motherfucker.
Why could I just use Torrent in that fight?

>hey thanks for helping me with that long and complicated quest-ACK

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Isn't Irina's body still at the same spot even after meeting Hyetta?

I've never really complained about elden beast but it sucks that as a faith caster who refuses to used 'dark magic' due to paladin RP my only options are lightning spear and slow dragon lightning incants that probably won't land because he moves too damn much

You can't get a bunch of shit if you kill her. All you get from siding with gnomeman is a +25 stone

>i am a cunning deviant and a piece of shit and as you know, our kind always makes it in the end!
>*dies*

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Ever since Ostrava, I'd found Miyazaki's writing for NPC quests to be retarded. Like why the fuck does Ostrava commit suicide? Am I supposed to feel sad?
In a better-written story, Ostrava, upon realizing his father had become a demon, would realize that it's his duty as both his son AND as a prince of the nation to do what he can to take this demon down. And if he died in the process, it would at least be dying in the name of duty instead of a random suicide out of the blue, especially since throughout his questline he had shown no despair of the kind that would lead him to commit suicide.
In a better-written story, we the player should have found him bleeding out in the elevator ride leading to False King Allant and that would have justified a long elevator ride to the boss, because we'd be listening to Ostrava's dying words and him telling us how he did his best to beat Allant but couldn't. That would have also hyped us up for the boss.

He's gonna keep doing it so long as people keep fellating him for it. It doesn't matter what genre he goes into. People will constantly expect him to do this "sad=deep" shit and may even think he's selling out or losing his touch if he tries something different.

It's implied he's mocked by the other students for his work, hence his nickname the Bluntstone. Him getting stuck outside the Academy is just another mark against him, so it makes sense he would be unwelcome.

Hyetta won't even show up until Irina dies

JUSTICE

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Lol. I can immediately tell someone who abused status effects by them seething and shitting over elden beast.

You don't have to, you just chose to swing swords around

>boohoo world hates us
>makes videogames for a living with a large team at his beck and call to make his dreams reality

Maybe...

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Okay, that'd be fine and dandy if the game HAD a "jewel" as he puts it, instead of endless misery and death.

The fuck are you talking about?
Faith gets holy damage negation incants

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Hard to tell, can't remember if we have any concrete evidence of the Erdtree being parasitic other than Marika saying it is.

What do you miss?

Yeah but the few happy endings you can get in this game, like Boc and Nepheli, are undercooked. I'd care a lot more about Nepheli becoming queen of Limgrave if I spent more time with her but I saw her for 5 minutes max

this

Not him, but if your weapon is holy it heals the beast no?

sup

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the quest that really grinds my gears was when you have to kill some random rot worm and then find some invade queues to advance millicent's quest that shit is completely unintuitive and random and pisses me off

To me Diallos' story line was such a big let down. He was all hype about getting revenge for his girl, talking about "House Haslow is told in blood." and I thought he was going to be a bro with a cool story. Turns out he's a pussy that joins the people that killed his girl. Way to subvert my expectations! Sure do love post modern writing!

Who fucking survives? My major complaint about the Roundtable was it becomes a goddamn ghost town by the end of the game. Volcano Manor became my comfy zone because of this.

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>complicated
Her quest is one of the simplest. You cannot get lost unless you're not thinking.

That incant reduces holy damage afflicted to you

why does this happen to her?

My offensive options are limited and slow and that's inconvenient with my rp restrictions. I'm not complaining about anything else, and especially not all the support and buff options that I did make use of.

Singularly that dragon lightning spells are the best damage option for a faith caster but he moves around a lot and that means lightning spear is about the only offensive tool to use.

>everybody that fucks around finds out
>thinks she's better than it all
>fucks around
>finds out
would have been thematically weirder if it ended "well"

I think Edgar just met hurtta and is hunting grapes for her too

The only good plot he has ever written is Bloodborne. Sekiro is mediocre. Dork Souls and Elden Ring are trash.

Fair point
I concede

Rya if you spare her thought she ends up leaving the Lands Between

>Her quest is one of the simplest. You cannot get lost unless you're not thinking.
so how exactly did you find the sellia hideaway, smartass?

Rya, Nepheli, Ranni, and Jerren can all get "happy" endings even when you do their quests to conclusion.

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at least he redeems himself later trying to save jars. Too bad the "weakling wanting to fight anyway" is the same sad plot point as Alexander, so another example of elden rang reusing shit

The perfect body type

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One of the merchants in Caelid sells a note telling you about it

Who is between Melina and Fia?

God you are a moron. He's initially introduced as someone who wants to flaunt his noble house but stops himself in the most humble brag way possible. The instant things start going south for him he immediately flaunts the motto of his house as if its supposed to mean something in a land where he's already said it's meaningless. "The tale of House Haslow is told in blood" is supposed to be pathetic, not badass. This is transparently obvious even before his aspirations of grandeur lead him to get duped by the manor.

>Sure do love post modern writing!
Read the Greeks dipshit.

>>*dies*
they never even explain why or how he just ends up slumped in his chair randomly

But if he's RP'ing a faith paladin, it's not too far fetched to assume he has a holy weapon too.
So unless he switches weapon and resorts to lightning incants then he's fucked.

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The cutest summon

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>oh hey, i'm your friendly neighborhood werewolf bro
>*dies*

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Has anyone used the Prattling Pate, then told him he's not beautiful? I couldn't bring myself to do it, but I'm curious what his reaction is.

Varre

Portable turrent-chan

For me it's /ratpack/.

she can ride wolves if there's one handy when you summon her

Melina survives if you go frenzy flame, though she vows to kill you since you're about to destroy everything.
Look at you, can't talk about anything without taking things personal.

Alexander wasn't a weakling, he was a medium sized fish in the ocean who reached his limit and at the end of his quest he realizes that. Diallos is just intentionally as pathetic as possible

>One of the merchants in Caelid sells a note telling you about it
doesnt tell you anything except theres a door above a grave
you looked it up on the internet, don't lie

>The same people orchestrate an assassination on his elder brother who he adores and he still refuses to do anything about it

>Oh fuck is that the tarnished?
>Maybe he won't see me
>Oh god he's coming this way
>He might just walk past me
>>Yo

*dies*

Latenna, who also gets a happy ending

I think you miss two or three armour sets a weapon and a spell.

>Look at you, can't talk about anything without taking things personal.
If it easies your insecurities you can reread my post and pretend the attacks on your intelligence aren't there.

>check wiki out of curiosity
>nobody there has done it either

You obviously don't understand the main theme all his games have had.
The fact that he keeps reexploring them is the sign of a one note, but you are the pseud.

And this is why 2 has the best writing.

The only one that doesn't die is Nepheli.

How does it feel to know that your waifus die but mine doesn't?

>literally gets mad someone insulted his story, and goes with personal attack
>PLEASE RE-READ IT AND GIVE ME A RESPONSE

Bloodborne and Sekiro are both far from the souls aesthetic already.

She died when I killed her

She said that Lusat is somewhere within or beyond Sellia. I explored Sellia earlier already so I was pretty sure it's not there. I remembered that I fought a sorcerer near the Church of Plague. He was pretty strong, but did not drop anything abd I thought that was weird. The tomb behind him doesn't look special so I thought that maybe the entrance is somewhere nearby. Then I decided to try the rock behind that since it's big enough for a cave entrance.

>Thank you for giving me this needle to stave off the rot, friend. You have gained my deepest trust, and I will fight by your side.
>"please...look away while I kill myself...I took out the needle for no reason and want to die as myself..."

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If you say stupid shit I call you stupid, simple as.

Oh, please enlighten me to what his "main theme" is then.

>what do you mean they're going to draw tons of furry porn of m..
*dies*

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2 is more vague than any of Miyazaki’s writing I wish you niggas would cease to exist