Realistically how would you fight a dragon?
Realistically how would you fight a dragon?
Easton Parker
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Carson Hall
depends on the dragon, especially the gender of the dragon
Lincoln Nguyen
w/ my dick
Kevin Cox
How did they know?
Jaxon Richardson
Penis in cloaca.
Jacob Smith
With Christ as your strength.
Jacob Price
It's impossible, which is why they are mythological.
John Fisher
Logan Russell
I really think its interesting that in modern movies, tv, games etc dragons are always depicted as these absolutely massive Godzilla monsters when in most medieval sources dragons are depicted as relatively small
If I was generous I would say at most dragons could be maybe as big as an elephant, depending on the species
Eli Clark
Of course it doesn't make sense to go sword and board against a dragon, because they can just kite you forever. Ranged weapons or grounding it somehow are your best options.
Kayden Stewart
Female dragon? My dick, simple as that.
Male dragon? Depends if I am raiding his lair (plenty of time to prepare countermeasures) or if it's a random encounter (almost no hope).
Easton Diaz
Machine gun or a anti air missil system, heat seaking missils, a lance, a bow or magice. Mabye a light saber thrown with the force. A nuke or a skeleton dragon. Plasma or laser or rail gun. A fighter, a UFO or helikopter. If it was a shape shirting dragon like Ysera or alexstrasza my dick
Liam Flores
They're dragons. Dragons are only powerful until someone needs something from them, and then they're weaker than newborn kittens. Dragons are jobbers that never amount to anything and whose only purpose is to get wrecked for the sake of glorifying a being of actual significance.
They are basically the bull to the human's matador. They can never win, and even if they do they still lose in the end.
Dylan Miller
Luke Smith
Fuck no. With their size, mobility and fire breathing, they'd firmly fall in the category of animals I'd only shoot from cover.
Camden Evans
Was Turin's sword even long enough to slay Glaurung?
Julian Murphy
>leave a trail of gold coins over to a ditch
>stab it in the heart
>bathe in it's blood to become invincible
>???
>profit
Jackson Ross
Ballista would be your best bet, assuming they aren't the one magical weak point type, if so give the luckiest guy a sword and hope for the best.
Charles Russell
I have to hand it to Skyrim because I feel they absolutely nailed a realistic size of a dragon
Inb4 seething Wyvirgins
Camden Scott
Monster Hunters has many ways to kill a dragons, and ways to prevent dragons from flying, like tiring them out or flash bang them.
But we already know why you made this thread.
Robert Nelson
Forgot pic, although depictions vary a lot. Turin stabbed him in the belly.
John Davis
Do you guys prefer dragons that are basically just powerful animals like a lion, bear, or crocodile or dragons that are sentient or capable of speech
Lincoln Stewart
If female, by applying hug directly to belly
If male, by applying hug directly to belly
Daniel Ward
Cut off its front legs so it become a wyvern.
Juan Fisher
Why, i'd defeat it with my peenus weanus of course :)
hahaha! :D
my weeeeenus peanus! :) hahaha
Hudson Reyes
Drone air strike while its not aware. I'm not getting anywhere near that fire breathing thing.
Jacob Ramirez
How do you categorize a dragon from other mythical and or fanyasy reptiles
Are all dragons reptiles but not all reptiles are dragons?
Jeremiah Garcia
I think it's a waste to include them at all if they're just another dumb animal.
Anthony Baker
A very large fire prood net, harpoons and penetrating weapons if it's during the medieval period. Just turn a siege weapon in to a giant crossbow pretty much.
Jordan Thompson
Wolves and bears used to exist in England but they were all hunted to extinction there
I don't mind having rare and dangerous animals in the realms
Jaxon Bennett
>What is a ballista?
Bentley Sullivan
there isn't really any way to categorize them, but almost every culture has dragons of some sort
they're more of a concept. size, power, wealth, that kind of thing. even people are sometimes referred to as dragons in writing just because they're very powerful and rich.
Kayden Reed
Does it have a long/big neck?
>Yes
Aim for it
>No
Does it have wings/can fly?
>Yes
Aim for it
>No
Aim for either head or leg
Just like any other animal
Liam Campbell
They are of the class Draconids in the phylum Chordata with different mythologies represented by lower groups
Kevin Hill
Yeah, but that's nothing to be excited over. It'd be too dumb to be a real threat.
Evan Fisher
probably just shoot it until it dies.
i mean, why do you have to use a sword and shield to try and kill it?
Joseph Morris
Like a honey badger donald trump: grab them by the balls
Caleb Bell
That's pretty epic dude!
Blake Garcia
I prefer the intelligent ones since they tend to have some class to them. Smaug was pretty cool, for example.
Logan Green
Could a single person defeat a dragon 1 on 1
Hunter Parker
>how do you hunt a dragon
>you don't
>*runs away*
Witcher was based for this, if an army supplied with balistas can't take on a dragon then one asshole with 2 swords and some basic magic doesn't have a chance in hell
Kevin Davis
It's just a big crocodile. Just wear armor so it can't bite you and stab it with a knife or something with good range of motion. Unless it's magical too with impervious scales and can breathe fire in which case you're probably fucked.
Zachary Davis
Assert dominance by penetrate cloaca
Lucas Bennett
Maybe a small dragon. Any larger than a bear and I'd doubt one guy can win a melee fight. Also some dragons have scales tough as steel so that's almost a non starter.
Parker Collins
Here's your Sea Dragon bros
Camden Moore
Adrian Diaz
could a single person beat a wooly mammoth? No. A dragon is 10 times worse.
Ryan Roberts
Lincoln Gomez
en.wikipedia.org
Kind of pushing the limits of what could be considered a dragon
Jaxon Robinson
>dragons are always depicted as these absolutely massive Godzilla monsters when in most medieval sources dragons are depicted as relatively small
medieval art isn't proportional
Kevin Allen
This but like unironically
Michael Perry
"Fairy tales are more than true – not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be slain"
Dylan Jackson
>when the boys weren't invited to your sleep over
Colton Harris
>as with most any animal, the eyes are obvious (if difficult to hit) vulnerabilities
>as with crocodiles and alligators, the inside of the mouth is not covered by any armored scales or protective skin
>if we are talking about dragons with wings, then the thin membranes on the wings will likely be easily torn to prevent it from flying
>many reptiles have larger, harder scales on their topsides with their more vulnerable and softer underbellies being far less protected
Charles Thompson
There are tons of dangerous animals in the world but I think the two most horrific looking ones are Leopard Seals and Orcas
They literally look uncanny and disturbing
Carter Mitchell
Why'd they build such a small castle?
Ryder Garcia
I stab it through the fucking heart with my sword and my arm sinks into the wound up to my shoulder and i get bathed in its blood and gain its power
Angel Nguyen
I like it when theres a more common fodder dragon, something like drakes that are the size of a bear/lion/crocodile. but then theres also the super ancient magic powerful gigachad full dragons that you rarely encounter
Ethan Ward
>He doesn't know about the Giant Wars of Orleans
don't they teach you anything in history class?
Nicholas Howard
poor tax policy
Jayden Robinson
>England killed the last Dragon
You're welcome guys.
Elijah Morales
The king had a big schlong so he didn't need to compensate with anything
Jacob Young
Look at this dumb idiot
Christian Thompson
How could he remove his armor without stabbing himself?
William Brooks
by a squire you pleb
Ryder Wright
Fuck you England, I want dragons back.
Joseph Rodriguez
The Witcher also solved this problem. Poison some meat, wrap it in sheep's wool and leave it out in the field with your herd. Turns out a giant beast is still susceptible to poison.
Levi Bennett
Jacob Howard
Isaiah Myers
Venom dragon shows up. what do?
Colton Carter
play masterduel