Friend is online

>Go online
>Every friend has coordinated to send you dick pics
At this point I'm wondering if it's a joke or not.

>that good feel when I have a friend I’m close enough to that when they go invisible they immediately DM me and say “I’m here if you wanna chat, just don’t wanna deal with other people right now.”

>friend is offline all the time
>stop trying to guess when to message them and just stop completely
>now wonder what to do with them

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>interacting with people
That's on you.

nobody has ever said this to you incel

>Not my problem
>0 friends
Yeah, it's really not.

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>friends keep making excuses for not adding me to their group chat

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>friend constantly tries to argue over every topic or thing for the past C number of years being friends
>Invisible: On

>friend
I wish.

Based.

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>Trying to play video games
>People keep messaging me

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You are not a cute anime girl, if you were, this wouldn't happen to you.

friends?

wokada miku feet

I'm always on invisible mode because I'm scared of people messaging me, how the fuck do I know how to talk to people?

>go online
>nobody messages me
day 730....

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I’m here if you wanna chat, just don’t wanna deal with other people right now.
?

>someone message you
>it's porn

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If you removed that gay ass anime pfp and quit posing as an anime girl #3928492849293 every fucking reply ERPing every second you exist I'd be inclined to add you to the group chat. Faggot.

>he has online 'friends'
>he has online 'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend'
>he uses gaming platforms as social media
bullet to the head

die mad

I have 1 friend i speak like 4 times a year and its always like we never stoped talking, weird stuff.

Thank fuck I have friends that appreciate and respect me.

I just post lewds and people are always trying to add me to their friends list
Still 0 friends

>someone messages you
>its to join the group chat
>they're streaming porn and everyone is fapping to it together

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>pedo trannies larping as gook cartoon children again

sigh...

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I never understood this. Why would I want to know another guy is looking at porn and nursing a half chub? Like, alright, you sent me Miku with a cringe blowjob face. Good to know what greases your hog? What am I supposed to do with this information? Am I supposed to say thanks? I don't find it arousing, and if I did it'd be weird that another guy sent it to me while it's arousing him. It's so strange.

so true

mood bestie frfr

>someone keeps replying to your post with pics of lewd anime girls for some reason

>old friends are online
>you haven't talked to any of them in years
>you haven't made new friends since
>you don't feel like messaging any of them because they've long moved on

When I learned English in school 18 years ago I was told it was normal in English-speaking countries to use "they" when it's unclear whether you are talking about a man or a woman. That was way before all of that gender shit took off. Was I lied to?

>fapping with strangers online
Who would do such thing?

>start playing game friend is playing
>he stops playing

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>ukrainian friend starts spamming flags in your profile

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No, you're right, they're just mentally ill or underage.

I'm thinking it's time to purge all the steam "friends" that just sit on steam all day not playing any vidya and send a wall of text the second they see you play anything.

ha ha yea right crazy lol!

>make one forum thread

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I am literally a cute anime girl, my story arc began yesterday when a tiny pink fairy materialised from a drawing in my notebook.

I just dont want my friends to know im playing some cringey ass game like awesomenauts :(

Context, user. How many friends do you have where you don't know if they are a he or a she?

Be less of a sperg

No you're correct, fucking Shakespeare used the singular they. It's just the usual Yea Forums language policing.

how do i get invited to this

Touch ass

"They" is the polite way to address someone in most languages.

I hope you kill yourself

i used to be like that, but now I don't have friends, no friends no problem

OP has shit friends or is shit themselves.
Exactly, why would I want to be bothered by someone.
Trannie.

>ask friend if I can join a group chat they're in
>yeah sure I'll invite you
>they never do
>ask someone else who knows them
>uh I don't think I can because I'm not an admin [Lie], ask [the person I've already asked] I think they're an admin
>ask the first person again, but much more directly
>uh I'm not an admin let me ask them
>actually I think there's gonna be this whole other group chat they're going to make
>ask again why I can't just be in the main one
>uh well I wouldn't want anyone to be uncomfy they don't know you we're all close
normalfags are literally evil

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lets be friends