Why haven't you played Demon Turf yet?
Why haven't you played Demon Turf yet?
Hudson Flores
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Jayden Torres
beebz does NOT look like that
Levi Martin
Adrian Gutierrez
Why did they release the DLC as a standalone game? I've thought about buying the main game but now I dunno, I don't like them piecemealing it like that.
Jaxon Parker
I have only completed the 1st level so far, they seem to have streamlined it a bit, no enemies so attack button is gone, triggers do snake roll and hawk glide. Full screen chromatic aberration.
It all seems to be lollipop hunting, no cakes.
Andrew Fisher
She looks like that when you 100% the game obvs.
Grayson Allen
No, but she could!
Robert Sanchez
I hated the combat in the first game so thats an upgrade, but yeah its just like, a dlc-sized thing it isn't Demon Turf 2, but its fun, hope DT2 has no combat too.
Cameron Gutierrez
Thats not a demon. THIS is a demon.
Robert Stewart
Is it on GOG? If not, don't care.
Austin Ross
Better than the lolibait she normally looks like
Gabriel Fisher
I bet she fucks human males only
Dylan Carter
Demon Turd lol
Jeremiah Ross
She pegs them.
Nathaniel Jackson
Cause there's not enough porn of Beebz.
Luis Morales
My mistake, its the bumpers that do the abilities, you now have triple jump as standard too.
Carter Sanders
It was ok but the painfully unfunny dialogue killed what little motivation I had to keep playing
Caleb Turner
LOOOL! xDDD
Oliver Sanders
I'm waiting for my physical copy to arrive in ? months. I'll play it then.
Gabriel Gomez
looks like a shill thread
Leo Adams
kek
lmao even
Nolan Smith
>Andross Obama shows up in Hell
Ryder Wright
> Youtuber make review of it
Yeeeeeeeeeee user, maybe is not
Isaac Mitchell
Looks like some vaporwave shit.
Justin Lee
>Full screen chromatic aberration.
>in 2022
>a full decade after the meme gen
dear lord WHY? I thought were were long past that cancerous fad?
Anthony Kelly
*chuckles* You mean the Chaos Emeralds?
Adrian Wood
She is also now part snail and leaves a persistent trail wherever shoe goes.
Easton Hill
I don't know why this game keeps teaching me moves after the tutorial.
Anthony Baker
>When your husband's singing love songs in our lustful lounge
Daniel Edwards
Ozzy's ain't the place for sentimental sounds
Michael Flores
What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
William Walker
Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of luuuuuuust~
Nicholas Martin
Is the game any good? How does it compare to AHIT?
Elijah Lopez
Josiah Davis
Is she used goods?
Christian Carter
My face is her throne.
Justin Reed
Give me a thrust
Ya show me some lust
From the groin to the bust, in desire we trust
In the House of Asmodeus
This is like asking how Metal Gear Rising compares to Metal Gear Ac!d
This game is more like Super Paper Mario but with more spacious, explorable environments.
Josiah Russell
No image of her used to advertise it looks like she looks in the game.
Adrian Jenkins
Little imp, you came here to sing your, serenade
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage
Well, we've got a sayin' that's popular in dese parts...
Evan Carter
Both are 3D platformers, I think it's a fair comparison.
Julian Rivera
ONLY LITTLE BITCHES, STRUM THE STRINGS IN THEIR HEEEAAAARTS~
Cameron Cox
if this game is like paper mario then paper mario is like doom
Charles Stewart
You wanna hang around our lustful town?
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around.
Here we sing about wants and desires...
Both Sonic Lost World and Super Mario Odyssey are 3D platformers, are they fair comparisons?
Easton Garcia
>are they fair comparisons?
Yes
Josiah Reyes
Super Paper Mario, you absolute illiterate shit.
Angel Martin
Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fiiiire~
Xavier Wilson
I wanted to buy it but I'd rather not after seeing your post
Brandon Perez
You were never planning to buy or play this game, OP's post gives absolute no reason for any person, schizo or not, you're a zoomer retard trying to emulate what you've seen other people here say and do without the context behind their actions. Get raped by an uncle.
Elijah Evans
looks shitty
Camden Rodriguez
So give me a thrust
Show me some lust
From the groin to the bust, little imp you just must,
In the house of Asmodeus
So come on sing us a song
Make sure the subject is kinky now
Make it GRAPHIC and tackily long...
(Be sure to rhyme song with schlong!)
Go ahead! Your mic's on...
Cooper Campbell
I actually was, after watching that guys review movement seemed to be really fun, but now I'd rather pirate it, please stop coping pretentious Yea Forumsirgin
Xavier Clark
Base game is less eye cancer, still not a pretty game.
Samuel Morgan
OP literally just asked why you haven't played it yet and you responded with you aren't playing it now because of their post.
Fuck off, retard.
Andrew Adams
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Charles Myers
>coping
>pretentious
>Yea Forumsirgin
Cooper Gomez
YA WHAT DO YA WANT, PISSPLAY? BONDAGE? BUTTSTUFF?
Asher Cook
You think I've read his coombait post? Are you dumb or something?
Yes retard, if "lol dude I know everything about you you never wanted to buy it haha lol I am so epic, here's paragraph for you" isn't being pretentious Yea Forumsirging for you then kys and fuck off
Angel Nguyen
>You think I've read his coombait post? Are you dumb or something?
It. Literally. Asks. Why you have not played the game yet.
And you then claim you 180'd your opinion on buying it to pirating it.
You never planned on buying or playing it, you fucking whelp.
Joshua Thompson
Porn fucking when?
Hudson Hill
>two sentences are a paragraph
Unironically the common core, smart phone raised zoomer generation, everybody. The epitome of a zoomer.
Lincoln Murphy
>normal platformer thread devolves into a stealth Hazbin Hotel thread
Henry Baker
any drawfags wanna make an attempt? she's pretty cute
Lucas Ross
Yeah bro, I guess his words really meant something instead of being genericpornthreadtemplate#19485, fucking retard
Cameron Brown
>why haven't you played this game
>FUCKING COOMBAIT POST
wut
wut
Gavin Gutierrez
>takes every single word completely seriously and literally
Yeah nice post retard, can you shut up now?
Noah Myers
Yeah I can try
Gavin Bailey
He literally just asks why you haven't played the game, you legitimately unmedicated schizophrenic.
Xavier Cooper
Stop samefagging already, you fucking coombrain
Jonathan Miller
>p-please stop posting
Holy shit, you zoomers are the most cucked generation in recorded fuckan history
I bet you're feverishly reporting every post you disagree with like the underage faggot you self-evidently are.
Zachary Moore
Are you really this stupid or just pretending?
Xavier Brown
Yeah bro okay, you are very hecking epic and old and mature, I get it
Sebastian Howard
You're arguing I'm the OP now?
Okay, let's humour this. Let's pretend I am the OP; You are still hilariously, impotently wrong about everything that was said in this thread including the original post. You, by your own ignorant and infantile admission that's completely unselfaware, admitted you never had plans to ever even play this game, buying it or pirating it. You never will play this game. You're a shitposting, unsupervised child to the T.
Ian Rodriguez
Whoa bro, that's a PARAGRAPH and those are SCARY to illiterate common core beaner zoomers
You expecting them to read that much English and shit, zamn
Thomas Richardson
>I wanted to buy it but I'd rather not after seeing your post
>post is literally just, "Why haven't you played Demon Turf yet?"
Troon.
Hudson Ward
Meds
Robert Parker
>Thread about demons sabotaged by an underageb& being scared of full sentences and suggestive fanart
Holy fuck, reminds me of when some Youtuber claimed finding women attractive to be "creepy", just how cucked are you children, lmfao
Christian Morris
Nice breakdown schizo
Lincoln Wright
Yes, take them. You obviously need them with your completely retarded interpretation of basic fucking English words and being raised by a single idpol mother. The fact that you even claim that you want to pirate a game over buying it just because someone online asked people anonymously why others haven't played the game yet, proves what a fucking fuck up of a fuck you are as a human. Your mother and her boyfriends failed you. You are not our responsibility. Either a hero or seek professional help. You're textbook schizophrenic.
Thomas Wright
Malding faglord kek
Matthew Taylor
And now the schizophrenic has melted down and will be incapable of anything but regurgitating buzzwords and memes, still not once even attempting to justify why he claimed he was going to buy a video game until a thread asking why more people aren't playing that video game was made.
Juan Harris
Keep seething lol
Logan Nguyen
>potential Helluva Boss thread on Yea Forums raped by a retarded, schizophrenic zoomer dying on a molehill
Jesus fucking Christ
William Phillips
Glad I derailed your thread, mad tranny
Thomas Johnson
WHERE IS THE PORN AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!