I miss this Lara

I miss this Lara.

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All she does is just steal shit, and she's british.

>make lara thread
>latter 90% of the thread is horsefucker thirst posting
why bother?

You have to post during non-zoomer hours. Like on school nights.

only nuLara related to horses
og lara is into /ss/

I like old Laura and new Laura, but I feel that she might damage her own asshole at some point. You got horses, and an insertion fetish that seems to be bordering on the line of being dangerous.

Yeah this. Real Laura fucks shotas

Edit: ok I get it, I mean Lara

I hate nu-lara so much cause it made finding actual Lara stuff more difficult.
Thankfully they started using classic in the tag.

big titballs tho.

user Spring Break started.

We might be getting her back for the new Tomb Raider game, seeing how the devs has been showcasing her classic outfit more
Made a statue out of it too

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Fuck.

>steals valuable artifacts
>destroys historical sites
>kills natives
>wanted criminal

Well, she’s british.

ss fags are fucked in the head

She did shit just because she wanted to and had fun, that was great
>randomly exploring the Great Wall of China, end up fighting flying monks in a bunch of floating jade islands after having visited a tibetan monastery, explored an upsidedown ship at the bottom of the sea and annihilated an italian mafia in their hideout
Even TLR's plot starts when she fucks up completely on her own long before Von Croy is introduced. The most personal a classic Lara game got was AoD and it was really just used as the hook to go after the Monstrum than anything else, certainly not to the same level as her mommy/daddy figure/daddy issues that she has in Legends/Survivor.

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Did this image format get reused?

They should amplify these qualities to a 100 with nu-Lara while making her character more experienced and I would play them

Big cringe

To me this only makes OG-Lara extra hot.

I'd like this pic except they used nu-Lara's necklace for some fucking reason

They're literally into little boys, so what do you expect

shes busy breeding with african men

It's 2022 and motherfuckers are still calling her Laura.

It's Lara you illiterate dribblers, it's always been Lara. Who pronounces Laura like Lara?

"Science" believers believe:

- Universe and time came from nothing through random chance
- Life came from inorganic matter (never replicated even in a lab)
- That first single-celled organism turned into all life on Earth through random genetic mutation and you are related to a potato
- Irreducibly complex biological mechanisms like sexual reproduction from asexual organisms can be formed through random genetic mutation
- Horseshoe crabs were practically the same 400 million years ago but you were a fish
- Lining up fossils of similar looking animals is proof that one evolved into the other
- Modern humans existed for 200,000 years but did practically nothing for ~196,000 years and then suddenly started building amazing civilizations and leaving documents/records

i thought those fancy new captchas were supposed to prevent bots

Tomb Raider?

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Well, what's your theory.

Maybe don't spout nonsense like the Earth/Universe being millions of years old

so, based?

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>T. believes the earth is 2022 years old

Lara Croft?

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Either one, I don't care.

>nulara necklace

says the guy who spouts a copypasta like a bot

Damn, she's fucking perfect.

Earth?

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Actually, it's only as old as relevant to the person. Earth exists only because you willed it to exist just as Earth exists only because I willed it to exist. It will cease to exist when you die just as it will cease to exist when I die. Everyone exists because everyone willed them to exist. Everyone exists, everyone is a mental thought brought form. Both is and isn't.

You're all my tulpas, earth is my dreamscape

Yes.

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she sounds based

>tfw you realise it's been long enough for this shit to come back around
I just wanted to look at Lara lewds.

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And that's a good thing.

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To be fair you otherwise just believe the same thing but with God

I am the little boy

I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Square announced a new Tomb Raider game that will run off UE5 and I fear its a continuation of the nu-trilogy. Which would suck.
Nu-Lara is just boring, and her gameplay is Uncharted with crafting. No tombs get raided, Lara is just a template action girl.
This new game needs to return to the sweater, shorts wearing, red circle glasses, dual pistol wielding Lara that fought dinosaurs casually and had an ounce of an entertaining personality.

Damn right she is.
youtu.be/uuaGphysc4s
(I don't have the webm saved, apologies)

nularafags be like that user.

She has massive chesticles, twittard's opinion is invalid

Lol

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You just know.

REMINDER COOL LARA IS COMING BACK FOR THE NEXT GAME. THE DEVS SAID IT.

This is what no pussy does to a mf

You said the same thing twice

Lara is a classy british gal that doesn't afraid of anything

Shut up and stare at tiddies.

Thing is she doesn't WANT to kill all this shit but it attacks her so she has to. OG Laura even gives the hit man sent after her in 1 (the original not the remake anniversary) a chance to live by trying to play him off and flirting. He chooses death.

Original Laura is canonically someone so damaged by trauma she only feels excited or alive when she's risking death. The archeology stuff is just her passion for history inherited from her father combined with this.

It's too late
She's already been #HORSED

Yes

Cool Lara isn't coming back, nu-Lara is artificially being turned into her after three nothingburger games

Good morning sir

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/ss/ is a manlet fetish, why would she be into anything other than muscle Chads?

>drops you into the middle of a winding mysterious map full of secrets
>no music, just ambient noise and lots of tense silence
>minimal HUD
>precision climbing with high stakes risk; falling will set you back a few minutes rather than a few seconds
>gunplay is based around chipping away at an enemy's health while you acrobatically dodge their attacks. You goal is to bait them and not get cornered in the process
>blood
>basically feels like a tough as nails survival horror
>extensive secrets to be found in every locale
>that pointless-but-fun thing where combining rolls and jumps in different orders make Lara do different flips. Maybe it gives you i-frames that let you dodge attacks better
>is actually sexy. Breaks AAA ground by being fucking hot (for boys and girls)

TL;DR: just make Anniversary with better graphics

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Lara X Guts is best Crackship

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