GENESIS 8

If this literal who slays the trannyfucker...

He only plays ultimate, he's washed

JMOOK WILL SURELY LOSE

society endorses his autogynephilia

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ludwig comes across as an unlikeable person irl

Blessed image

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he has to win it for her...

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>bruh like ummm shout outs to papa johns man shoutouts to drugged fox

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SEND JMOOK YOUR POWER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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MY FUCKING DICK

Fuck hbox and fuck you.

I am a 24 year old virgin and I fucking hate women

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When was the last time Shiek won a major

>$56,000

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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based brandon

Mang0, Leffen, Armada, and Plup would obliterate this Shiek. How is this even a game?

NEEDLE CANCEL TURN FAIR???

women are great, just don't fall for their tricks

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>female
Sex =\= gender remember? If you're gonna make up rules stick to them

TRANSGENDER ENDER JMOOK

right?!?!? insane

>56k
KEEEEEEK

how is this happening

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I hate him and Mizkif. I don't understand why people watch them.
>t.moonmoon viewer

HAHAHHAHAH HE FUCKS THE JEW TRANNYFUCKER IN A 7/3 MU HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

I say this when Plup somehow lost to this guy. He should have gone for the Shiek mirror.

THIS DUDE MAKING HISTORY

jmook is playing extremely well

Kek hbox mindgames

>literally who top 8
We've gone from the 5 Gods to the five clods. The absolute state of melee.

how does a man make sheik look this sick?

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Wait Jmook is dating a tranny?

Someone post the e-thot sleeping around with the top players.

BRO WHAT THE FUCK

>scar reference
>american psycho reference
>AUUU UNNNG OOOOOO
>AHHH NO NO AHHH NOOOOO NOOOOO
commentary

no IBDW is and bragged about the sex on stream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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GENESISTERS

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shiek was always sick.
we've just been cursed with boring players.
except plup

No, IBDW is

nigga what

Congratulations to Zain on his Genesis 8 win.

MOMFUCKERS??? WHY SO QUIET???

no, IBDW, and he's a fucking jew that unironically fucked his own mother and took that shit to twitter

idk who the hell this jmook guy is or where he came from but he's based af

Is there a twitlonger on Shannon cheating on KJH or something like that or how is it now?

CAN'T SPOOK THE MOOK

GET
FUCKED

>feminization
what a bigot

PUT EM TO BED

sweedish snaipeer

JMOOK IS OUR FUCKING GUY

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DUDE

WHO THE FUCK IS JMOOK
WHO THE FUCK IS JMOOK
WHO THE FUCK IS JMOOK
WHO THE FUCK IS JMOOK
WHO THE FUCK IS JMOOK
WHO THE FUCK IS JMOOKWHO THE FUCK IS JMOOK
WHO THE FUCK IS JMOOKWHO THE FUCK IS JMOOKWHO THE FUCK IS JMOOK
WHO THE FUCK IS JMOOK

HOLY FUCKING BASED
I hate jews so much it's unreal

It's no coincidence that Jmook is a chad looking dude.

MELEE IS SAVED

Jesus kek

Jmook is /ourguy/

ibdw is such a fag holy shit

I hate you too.

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DEMOLISHED
CAREER OVER
FUCK OFF

fucking raped.

GET FUCKED CODY

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Jmook successfully Moky'd this. Congrats to Zain

TRANS RIGHTS SET BACK ANOTHER 50 YEARS TONIGHT

Looks like Sheik is back on the menu

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very oddly long hug

>IBDW autistically holding his hand and forcing him to hug
kek maybe one day he will be as funny as hbox

>all these newfags that dont know jmook

Based Jmook making Ibdw complain on twitter after this

thank god, fuck iBDW (AKA i Banged Dad's Wife)

never even fucking heard of this kid before today but LETS
FUCKING
GO

I think I have a new /my guy/

J FUCKING MOOK!
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0

>ACK

Man, I thought Shiek was dead prior to tonight

THE LAST DOPE SHEIK

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MELEE IS FUCKING LIVING

Cody visibly devastated

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This dude is actually gonna win it all

bros that was pure ludo kino

He's
>White
>Attractive
>Charismatic
>Funny
>Successful
and you don't understand why people watch him?

i be dicking wounds

>zoomer grand finals

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i love when homemade waffles refers to a 3-0 as a "30 clip"

>drugged fox
so many overhyped washed out foxes over the years

esports. was worse in 4/Ult but we'll never return to the comfy-levels of early '10s smash ever again. Luckily there's not enough money in the scene for people who don't just love the game to bother playing it, cause that kind of commoditization would be the end of it all.

he already got 3-0'd by zain

zain wins lol

Waiting for a twitlonger from IBDW.

That sheik is SICK

twitch.tv/ibdw/clip/PoorColdbloodedFiddleheadsKlappa-pWCUVnDmn0sUrCSy

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Jmook can get 3-0'd by Zain for all I care. He already won.

>does something no man in the history of this 20 year old game has ever done and reaches GF of a supermajor without being even close to predicted/seeded to be there
>doesn't even pop off
What the fuck is this dude? is he a cyborg? People like Axe have been trying to do what this guy just casually did for literally over a decade. Sfat, S2J, Axe etc all players that have yet to do what this guy already reached

SWNBAW

>new age Marth vs new age Sheik grand finals
K I N O
I
N
O

No it's not. Melee is a tired game with no new meta or exciting developments. There are no new players rising up to beat "the gods". It's like Yea Forums getting excited for MvC 2 or Tekken 2 tournaments. It's pathetic.

god tier recovery

>t. assmadBDW

its entertainment for teenagers. get a life bro

Yeah. He just sits there and talks. I don't understand it. The new age Jtv streamers suck. I want video games.

what got hgod crying

>Melee community latching onto ludwig since he brings along the zoomer viewers
Ugh

based lud

I don't watch streams looking for boyfriend material but you do you

LMAOOOOO

He secured the run back. Its time to download.

>twitch.tv/ibdw/clip/PoorColdbloodedFiddleheadsKlappa-pWCUVnDmn0sUrCSy
what the fuck is this?

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It was 3-1 and while I don't think that he'll in, that's a huge step for being new to a tournament of this scale.

why

>tranny brags on phone about having cum in their ass to stranger
unholy and disgusting

>all this retards calling zain zoomer marth

how new are you?

Ok zoomer

who the fuck is jmook

oddly homosexual post user

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the face of MELEE

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We've had skits with Lud before he blew up.

Honestly zain needs to win this grands. If he gets mindbroken once again after jobbing at 2 summits i dont think he will ever recover.

jealous incels LOL

Jmook ? no one know him and he's doing a funcking godlike run

He didn't really git gud until recent years so yeah he's basically nu-Marth.

Feels good to be on a non-Jobber team

but who asked about his sex life?

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won a 40 person online ultimate tourney hosted by a random chilean

>Beats Plup and iBDW with Sheik
Does Sheik beat Fox now?

Ludwig came from melee became a millionaire and now supports melee. Fuck off newfag.

Hopefully the ender of ibdw’s career.

bro the age of 5 gods is dead melee will be thriving once hbox dies in a car crash

>jealous that he had to settle for fucking a crossdressing man in the ass
I'm so jelly bro

Jmook a household name now

I actually don't like Ludwig at all and find his personality grating.

archaic boomers with carpal tunnel and brain damage.... how can we cope that these young strapping east coast swarthy MED BVLLS taking over

This is the least hype MC they could've gotten wtf

>Jesus resurrects on Easter
>Melee Shiek resurrects on Easter

KINO

I Bang Dick Women
I Blow Daragmar Willy

god I hate this colossal fucking faggot
Based J “3-0” Mook

>Around 10k less views than Ultimate final
Smeleesisters....

>I really listened to this twitch clip of a Jew fucking a tranny
Never change Smash niggers

am I going crazy or was Jmook gameplay peak Sheik and a clear display that her meta can still be evolved? Can't even bring up Plup because he's going m2k ways of bringing up Sheik only for certain matchups.

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nah that was dope

you are such a seething virgin it's unreal

ludwig is annoying but it's undeniable that he's helped bring more people to melee and didn't abandon his roots when he got popular
can respect him for that alone

all of that, but
>and you don't understand why 4channers hate him?

Its unreal how new age melee players can just train in uncle punch and develop an almost entirely new playstyle in - essentially - total secrecy.

This isn't jmooks first tourney but clearly no one has any idea how to deal with hit personal skill set. I am not an IBDW fanboy in anyway and I think its really clear that IBDW is the 'better' player, but the reason tournies exist is to skill test everyone at the same moment.

And this weird ass sheik isn't missing these tech chases and he is just putting people in the fuckin' trash can.

not bad actually. i expected worse

ibdw bros...

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the ult guy was much worse

100k less actually
half the viewers were french, they fucking LOVE gluto

Is there a twitlonger on Shannon cheating on KJH or is it just shitposting?

worst thing ive ever seen thanks

Eh if he beats Zain maybe.

A new do for The New Age of Slippi Zoomers.

open secret. Who the fuck do you think would make a twitlonger about it? The whore about her being the whore or KJH about him being a cuck?

its real, fucking KJH himself was here last summit ROFL

I'm jot even anti mask but how the absolute fuck can you justify making the most popular players and now the absolute grand final players wear masks. just fucking lol. LETS PUT TYSON IN THE RING BUT MAKE HIM WEAR A FREDDY KRUGER MASK!!! melee tournament organizers are all on estridol and have such weakened immune systems lmao

IBDW just dash dances and waits for mistakes. Jmook made no mistakes. Jmook is clearly the better player. You don't beat fox as sheik on fd twice that dominantly without being the better player. That matchup is hell

Nobody can substantiate it. Dramafags are insane best to ignore them.
See? le open secret!

I still can't believe Glutonny made it to 2nd place I thought he was done for with the Wario nerfs.

I'm a huge mkleo fanboy, but I wanted Gluto to win that one for the fans. The way he lost was tragic.

they should be displayed in some art gallery with the caption "crying wojak mask"

thank god this guy got removed from the bracket.

lmoa based

get fucked midcarder marks

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They're not forced. It's self enforced faggotry.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
I'M MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ALL THESE FUCKING LOSERS WHY AM I A HANDHOLDLESS 24 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

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I'd like to know more about Jmook from his local scene, I've never heard about this guy outside of whispers from actual competitive players

Yeah that's the only thing I like about him. But it's counterbalanced by attaching himself to Jerma like a parasite.

Did Jmook just fucking try to bow to Zain rofl

I don't get it because they are very clearly not near each other

As insane as Jmook's run has been, I'm curious how he would've fared against hbox or amsa since by all accounts puff is a bad matchup for sheik and there's no way he knows how to play against a Yoshi on Amsa's level.

i dunno bud you sound pretty buttdevastated at some dudes wearing cloth on their faces

because you make posts like this

Who /pol/ here

Everyone at this tourney who isn't Zain and Jmook are totally failing in terms of execution. This is like the first "real" super-national-mega-whatevermajor in 3 years. And everyone is nervous as FUCK. And the people in the top 3 are the ones who dealt with the nerves the best.

Cawdysisters....

ummm sorry but there's STILL a pandemic going on sweaty you need to wear your mask and get your fourth booster

Judging by your endless spam for the last few days, I'd say it probably has something to do with autism.

Congratulations to Zain for winning Genesis 8!

zzz

The Wario nerfs ended up not even being that bad so he's fine. All it did was make up tilt waft a little harder to hit but it didn't even get rid of the combo.

jmook goes for unorthodox timings and spacings (particularly with delayed dairs and instant nairs) but you can't underestimate the mental game. ibdw beat himself once he lost steam and let the crowd cheering get to him

>hearing all of this KOF music
shit's throwing me off

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Yea Zain downloaded him hard last set. It's been fun Yea Forumsros.

jmookbros...

why are they wearing masks kek

Damn. This is a wash.
At least he killed alphabet man

You just know these tits hang to her belly

Zain should go Roy for the BM

It was night and day watching Zain play IBDW and Jmook, he's just playing so freely against Jmook it's not even a competition

I'm hoping for a miracle, but 2nd place is still insane

Just get a smash player bf like everyone else.

smash players are really ugly

he is a Sheik solo main who didn't job

yes you absolutely can dab on Plup and M2K shitters rn

who

zamn.

jimmies rustled

>That face
Tranny?

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UHHH JMOOK SISTERS??? HOP IN VOICE CHAT ASAP

Jmook please

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>Now I’ll show you the wall that you can never scale with hard work alone

why is every woman a complete fucking whore and posts pictures of themselves online
society is collapsing

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because jmook is a literal ninja
zain is just a fag

I’m glad to see Zain not choking. He’s so good but his mental game has let him down so many times.

wait....is that...ARMADA!::!:LL!:":"?

You hate to see that
sort of thing happen...

I wanna give her the Ice, if you catch my draft

toph and scar are the type of dudes to write 5000 word apologies about this

Better to lose against one person twice at the end than two different people I guess.

fapello.com/shannondorf/

thank me later everyone

Every Melee event some motherfucker posts censored nudes of Chelly, and every Melee event I die a little more inside because he'll never sauce us

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how the fuck do you get a boyfriend
faggots are disgusting and you can't admit you are gay

post hands

Seems like the nerves finally got to him. Doesn't help that Zain had some time to download his moves.

gee thanks

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Meh
I’m satisfied with IBDW being btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=hL85zSVtgG8

>saved by whispy
freeze stages

I completely agree with your assessment that jmook didn't make mistakes. I think that if ibdw and jmook play melee for the next 5 hours ibdw would win 70% of the games and an overwhelming number of the sets.

But the point of my post is that in tourney you don't have that kinda time to figure things out. And the thing I am trying to comunicate is that more and more players can become EXTREMELY proficient and develop playstyles in isolation in a way that hasn't ever been possible outside of the last 3 years.

IBDW was missing waveshines on FD because he was choking HARD and jmook hit like 90% of his tech chases.

jmook looks really solid. Just needs to stop choking and sd'ing

he looks like he's been trapped on an island for 3 months

Idk, you can definitely see him go for different combos sometimes ending up with down air or shit like that where he would have just ended them with the waft before. That being said, I always love watching him and Leo play, that top 8 was a treat.

>Crowd is dead silent
Zain is killing melee.

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Which is more alive? PM or 64?

What a steam roll

cringe grand finals

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how did she get so bloated

Fucking gross.

wtf

SOMEONE SNEAK JMOOK A XANAX

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>its real

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terrible day to have eyes

wood

Too many stinky incels in this thread

lol its over

It's over

damn.

they have no mic on the crowd

melee killed himself years ago, ultimate is way hyper

>went fox
gg zain is your winner

If you dont have to check twitter of the players after every match its not peak grand finals.

It's ogre

>Switches to Fox
>When Zain has murdered dozens of better Foxes on his way to Grand Finals
lol
lmao even

IT'S OVER

>going fox against zain
It's fucking over.

was this from when he was saying every character in the game beats fox on fd?

>think you'd do better as Fox against Marf
lmao lol

>Counterpicking Zain with Fox

>tranny fucker eliminated
>sheik, who I hate, gets eliminated
well, it could have gone worse

tis ogre

is samus viable.

>both ultimate and melee GFs were absolutely awful
holy shit

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I have had better games on slippi while on ketamine than the grand final of genesis 8

What went wrong?...

Congrats to zain for not losing his cool. In a tourney of everyone choking to fucking death zain kept it together.

Shoutouts to jmook for taking out the trash.

reminder sjw witchhunts are not about any moral sense of duty but nepotism

who is she and why is she related to melee?

youtried.jpg

Zain is the only thing keeping it legitimate

He is gatekeeping jobbing shitters

sure

that was a wet fart

disgusting but id still fuck her.

the quick 30 clip

>Switches to Fox
>Turns into a butterfingers SD fest
Wow a shit Grand Finals when's Ultimate?

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