Why are there no good spooky hiking simulators?

Don't know if it's someone specific, but a whole lot of people go missing when they head out on hikes and the like, some with very weird circumstances around them, like the hydes in grand canyon. It's pretty spooky. Missing 411 i think the general term is, i know there's a book about it with that title anyway.

>missing 411
Nearly forgot about that schizo shit. I know people that would go on about it while camping for hoursr.

There is something in the woods.

Long dark exists
so does firewatch

>And then I found a Nintendo in da woods
>It was spooky scary

Educate me about people missing in the woods

Why? It's just a dude that died doing what he wanted.

Give me some spooky spelunking simulators instead. That shit absolutely terrifies the fuck out of me. Just hearing the term Nutty Putty cave sends shivers down my spine

Completely forgot about firewatch, I wonder if that game was any good I played it while stoned

there is no way to make virtual hiking exciting enough to retain player interest long enough for any payoff to be reached

on top of that, there is no payoff good enough to warrant a player holding W for an hour while they walk through virtual foliage

Isn’t that literally what Death Stranding is?

I used to go fucking hiking all the time and then when I turned 29/30 I don’t know what fucking happened but my knee is shot.
Like now if I hike when I’m done the front of my knee hurts for like a day or 2. No idea why. My heart is fine it’s my fucking knee.
I implore all younger anons to climb the big mountains before time runs out. There’s so many hikes that I can’t do anymore, I’ll never get to complete a 10k meter mountain hike ;_;

>Isn’t that literally what Death Stranding is?
maybe if you're a little baby. Spookaboos are only scary if there's buildup and a sense of the unknown. Death stranding gives you every chance in the world to avoid stuff and there's plenty of ways to know when scareums are lurking about in their hiding holes.

If you ever want to get isekai'd, go out in the wilderness.

the blair witch game seems like that but i havent gotten around to playing it because im a huge coward

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/out/ hates it because his RV became a tourist destination and defeated the purpose of nature.
Yea Forums and Yea Forums hated when the government tore down the RV so retards wouldn't keep hiking to it.

death stranding is a kino hiking sim if you don't use ziplines.
great atmosphere if you turn off the HUD.

>search missing hiker europe
>x pages of Esther Dingley
Does this only happen in Clapistan?

i only watched for kstew. he turned her down. what a fag

Missing 411 is a fantastic basis for telling pant-shitting scary stories when camping. It works like a charm

I wish they could just let those retards die, make it a search and rescue no-go area. It'd be like Everest with all the corpses

literally Death Stranding

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There's plenty. Hunting, exploring, etc. Its a white mans hobby, traveling out in the unknown.

I can't do horror anymore. I've been having too many metaphysical experiences out in da wood lately

It's chill most of the time. I usually carry a gun, but that's me.

pff, there's some of the best strawberries and salmon berries you've ever eaten. Also strange abandoned stick huts giving you a strange feeling, maybe a moose that wants to murder you and fuck your corpse. Great stuff

Parts of Firewatch gave me that feeling. I went in completely blind, let myself get immersed in the comfy hiking sim and audio and it definitely spooked me at times. The beginning where you find the destroyed campground and that part where you wonder if someone is watching you but you can't get a good enough look at them and during the 2nd half when you find the metal fence gate and start to wonder if there's some big conspiracy going on

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I don't blame them, many people change lifestyles to live up above the arctic circle (or just below it) but they actually prepare and network to do so. This fucking idiot, this fucking faggot that hollywood loves to worship did something that any normal rural fag wouldn't have died from. Why? Because normal /out/ fags aren't that fucking stupid. Very few people are that fucking stupid

the forest, not really claustrophobic type horror though

This

Why’d you have to be racist? Everyone hikes.

Just don't be mad?

Hiking is the #1 hobby of every latinx I've talked to.

are you sure about that?

Ever try a walking stick?

DayZ arma 2 mod was pretty fucking spooky. Spending 3 hours navigating through near pitch black night, with only the light of the north star to guide you, bumbling through dense woodlands with the odd zombie growling and moaning in the distance. Then suddenly you'd hear a rustling behind you and BAM. Some fucking NV goggle ghillie suit asshole was following your ass the last 20 minutes.

Even just hiking about across the countryside with your pals, scanning the horizon for movement, running into small villages to scavenge for supplies. Peak comfy hiking kino.

>Why’d you have to be racist?
I can answer that, but we are having a good time, let's not ruin it.

In my state most people fish, trap and hunt. Not even a race thing. More like, "Lets grab some Rock Bass grill breh"

Go to the doctor retard. You probably have some fixable tendon issue or shin splints or something.

sample size: n = 2

Think you meant latino

WHERE IS HE???

Ok incel.

>There's nothing in there.

nice try bigfoot

Do you believe Bigfoot exists Yea Forums? Serious question.

how was he racist?

I think nowadays it's pretty much accepted that McCandless was a terrible survivalist and his story is a lesson for people not to go off the grid all at once because you'll die stupidly

yes that's the case for the video but the audio is legit

Is this the 20-25 yo daydream thread where kids who have never actually hiked before LARP that they will “disappear” on maintained trails because they enjoyed walking around an inhabited national park for 2-3 days and the experience played into their enormous ego about their rugged individualist spirit totally being consumed by modernity?
When are the unabomber posters going to show up?

>latinx

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Only middle and upper class whites hike in my country (Western Europe).

What? Its not racist, its just a fact. This sort of activity is almost entirely pursued by whites, not exclusovely sure, but enough that it can be called "the white mans hobby".

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People said that about BMX, now I go to comps with 80% black dudes.

That's surprising, but let's be real: blacks don't hike, ever.

no this is the thread where we invent an imaginary people in our heads then get really angry about their theoretical existence

Last summer I ran hiking trips for inner city kids into the woods for weeks at a time. It was insufferable, black people weren't meant to hike.

what the fuck are you even talking about?

God I wish that was me.

Every time I go hiking or camping alone in nearby forests I hope someone just comes behind me and shoots me dead. Yet nobody ever comes. Instead I run into people who act nice to me and ask me if they can tag along with me around the forest and when I say no I can tell they just start talking about me how weird it is a guy like me is alone.

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Not really, some people are even shitting on this concept

Schizopost
And Ted was right...

No, it was Bob Heironimus in a suit.

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meds
now

How insecure can you get whitey

Half a billion years to go from single celled life to a complex ape that is adapted to small multi family units and 20 years of genetically modified food and 24/7 social media turns it into this.

MGS2 was right.

That's right, there's nothing there. Don't go looking.

Yeah people are retarded. Going off about skinwalkers or some other shit. As if they even exist. Lmao. Imagine a skinwalker casually kidnapping someone, stripping him naked and leaving the clothes somewhere else, why would I do that?

It only happens after I hike.
Not in my day to day. Even a shitty 2 mile hike in the most basic bitch trails with a maximum of 500-1000m of elevation gives me knee pain.
I used to climb 6000m mountains after 5 hours and I would be fine. Getting a walking stick feels like a slap to the face. Makes me feel invalid. Does it even help? I don’t know what happened bros. Maybe I don’t know how to step when I’m hiking.

Are we really going to derail a mildly interesting thread just because someone mentioned they're white? just how fucking insecure and fragile are non-whites?

It's a troll post.

I don't read into this stuff much because I'm a huge pussy when it comes to horror/spooky shit, but I remember some tangential discussion related to it by people putting forward the idea of "aliens = fairies = demons" which I found really fascinating from an anthropology/mythology point of view

I think it's kind of weird cause when I'm out on gameland I run into mexican, black people, and some Asians (Blue Ridge Mountains). Yeah, tons of Whites but I never assume that's who I'll run into.

who does this refer to?

No.

>Every time I go hiking or camping alone in nearby forests I hope someone just comes behind me and shoots me dead. Yet nobody ever comes.

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>latinx
kill your fucking self faglord

you guys are fucking retarded
there is no "video" because the cap was on
the video is audio only and locked away in a vault

>Skinwalkers aren't rustle worthy because they don't exist
>Not-Deer are because they are rela deer with a disease that rots them alive and they do shit like walk on two malformed legs, have their snouts drop off leaving them with a rotten humanoid face and their antlers grow like a giant crown of thorns.

If i met a not-deer with the wasting disease in the woods late at night i would shit a brick.

Story time? I really want to know stories

All I hate is the fucking white niggers that bring a speaker and blast Travis Scott, like you assholes why would you do that

There is no video, you clowns.
The camera had a lens cap on.
And the audio has and will never be released.

> white mans hobby
I would say its more of a human hobby

faeries ain't shit
i am protected

average reddit user

Imagine a cougar skinwalker

>hiking deep innawoods
>wind stops blowing/bugs and birds go quiet
>get terrified an ayy lmao is going to come out from behind a bush

Thats what ya be thinkin wee sassanach ehehehe

Not bad to be a little bit paranoid. Could run into a situation you aren't supposed to be seeing, like moonshiners or something. My friend told me that up north they gotta worry about tweakers stealing shit but idk if that's for campers or just people who own land way out in the woods

Thats due to ethnic replacement.

nigger

Why the fuck would an alien approach a lone human. If its smart enough to travel across space is probably smarter than a human that shouldn't fuck with a bear but does.

In this instance we are the bear. Do you have any idea what a human bite could do to an alien? it would be like you getting bit by a komodo dragon but a million times worse.

I don't like his motives or reasoning.
Please be responsible, safety first.

"latinx" here
gonna break your fucking bones if you ever call me that

Nah it was probably a bobcat stalking you

I feel this, not to that cartoony degree and it's not even about the woods, I just feel very anxious when separated from home. I really love my bed, my dinner table, my cats, etc

There's some shit on itch.io user.

back to stormfront

I have a big cock that i can make "disappear" up your giant ass.

>bigfoot

there is no "bigfoot," only "bigfeet" so to speak, and they number in the tens of thousands. please educate yourself on the subject. i recommend starting with the classics (pic related and on the trail of sasquatch) before delving into the deeper esoterica, like the quantum bigfoot: bringing science and spirituality together & assorted cryptozoological apocrypha

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Where do you guys live that you like hiking?

Whenever I go hiking, I get ticks, mosquitos and methheads.

Why are deer so often used in this sort of thing?

Calm down Cletus it’s just some faggot

One of the OG spooky forest/hiking story collections

creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/I'm_a_Search_and_Rescue_Officer_for_the_US_Forest_Service,_I_Have_Some_Stories_to_Tell

It might not be the best but it captures the essential spirit of the genre, I recommend reading through it for that.

>latinx
No hagas eso.

NTA but that may be a troll post. But we're so past the point of any satire. You make a story of the basediest people ever that cries while in wooded areas. It'll be reality. There are people out there just like your satire.

> If i met a not-deer with the wasting disease in the woods late at night i would shit a brick.
Fuck man

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Prove that statement wrong.
And shit is what it is.

You need to be over 18 to post here

I read a story recently where some Pajeets gangraped a monitor lizard. Imagine what an alien who just got out of cryosleep would do to you

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Yup, can't even go to a mostly White state and expect as much
>2010
>competion out in Boise Idaho
>All White or Asian
>2020
>Same competition
>half black and White participants.

Not complaining, I'm there to ride and party, but it's a massive shift.

I would like to think so. More likely something akin to a yeti exists though. Despite how sparsely populated parts of Canada and the pacific nw are the odds of there not being a single good photo of sasquatch are too high for me. In the Himalayas though? Maybe, I hope so

Based hiking methheads
The perfect drug to hike on

Because they are scary looking when they get wasting disease. Owls also scare people regularly because their calls are shrill and piercing and they can be spooked and fly off really fast and have huge eyes so they’re thought to possibly be the inspiration for wraiths, owls like to live in dark quiet places so they’d get spooked while hanging out in your family’s crypt and you’d be scared of it.

Because before people knew about the wasting disease they thought it was evil spirits.

and deer are fucking dumb retards at the best of times.

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based dan poster

every couple of years another one of my friends dies in an avalanche

I know what your skin color is, user

David Paulides himself doesn't put forth any suggestions on what he thinks is responsible, and just presents the evidence. From that, however, people do come to weird conclusions, like bigfoot aliens, bigfoot-aliens, wormholes, etc.
So long as you're not going out innawoods, you don't really have anything to fear though, right? His interviews on Coast to Coast are comfy as hell; they feel more like true crime, with a bizarre angle - give 'em a listen, they're not that bad.

I have a right to post here.

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But did the black peoples make it worse or is it still fun?

Based, sounds fun. You sound like a bitch, however.

Do you still snowboard/ski?

FUCKING NOT-DEER IS BASED ON A REAL THING?!?

Besides the wasting disease thing, their antlers also look a lot like moving branches

do you think we can have a discussion without you obessed faggots inserting your race bullshit?

what would happen if you cut them all off?

where is he

I'm just very introvert and like to live in my little castle user, it's a personality type closely associated with people who grew up sheltered. You probably have your own quirks too, nobody is perfect

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Fucking based