What game is he playing?
What game is he playing?
Evan Wilson
Kevin Murphy
Sims
Josiah Parker
The Sims
Sebastian Ross
God of War (and he thinks it's sick)
Brayden Garcia
do you even have to ask
John Brooks
Morrowind. Or some 4x games. Honestly though, he aint playing anything, he is just chilling, meditating, maybe doing carpentry and making preserves.
Asher Baker
majora's mask
Luke Rogers
Bible Buffet
Ayden Williams
KCD
He gets a kick out of every other NPC shouting that he be praised.
Tyler Gray
Cultist Simulator
Isaiah Morales
Grand Theft Auto
Landon Myers
MDickie kino of course
Nathan Howard
Brandon Roberts
The idea of Jesus being a carpenter is actually rooted in a pretty interesting mistranslation from Greek. In the oldest manuscripts we have, the profession of Jesus is actually referred to with a Greek word that means something like an unskilled construction labourer.
Most modern bible translations address this. But thanks to both the loudness of protestants and their love of the KJB (that is filled with such errors), it is a misconception about Jesus that is still very common.
Jose Bennett
Nice legs.
Daniel Parker
>unskilled construction labourer
So carpenter.
Isaac Nguyen
>carpenters
>unskilled
youre lucky the Amish wont see this post
Josiah Jackson
Carpentry is a skilled profession. Jesus would have been responsible for things like moving material around the construction site and providing assistance for skilled labourers. I guess this also means that Jesus would have been pretty ripped.
Adam Ward
General labor would have been in huge need. No heavy machinery for digging or moving materials. Need hands. If he was paid at all for his service it was probably in board and food.
Charles Anderson
biblegateway.com
Fucking read it
It's not that long and it's mostly LITERALLY THINGS JESUS SAID
It's an account of his life, and direct quotes
He preformed miracles because he acknowledged you wouldn't believe otherwise
Read and you will BELIEVE because you will realize there's no way his words didn't come from authority.
Ryder Baker
Elden Ring. It' s pretty good.
Austin Russell
No it doesn't mean unskilled.
en.wikipedia.org
Owen James
>it literally means carpenter (or stone mason)
i genuinely hate all of you pretentious retards that spew shit from your asshole all over this site and mistaken it for wisdom
Nathan Evans
Mutilate-a-Doll
Kayden Jones
Why doesn't he perform miracles now.
Why is he taking so long. He's never coming back, is he?
Owen Cooper
No one knows when except God
Source: the bible
John Thompson
store.steampowered.com
he is developing his own game
and it's taking for fucking ever
Oliver Peterson
>Read and you will BELIEVE
What's the link for, the gospels? I've read them, why am I not believing?
Christopher Brown
What would his kit be in SMITE?
Kayden Cooper
He was supposed to come back during the lifetime of his disciples:
>Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.
Jacob Cooper
Ethnic Cleansing.
Sebastian Smith
Ancient religion is weird and awfully old. It's made up as well by men and people believe it, and in the case of Christianity, two thousand years later. It's amazing what lies people can make up and they'll be believed.
Jose Morris
Logan Gonzalez
SUPER NOAH'S ARK 3D
Mason Smith
Jason Campbell
If someone came along and preformed literal miracles, obviously he's going to get a huge following and be remembered
Pretty fucking notable...
Kevin Ortiz
JESUS IS REAL... BECAUSE... BECAUSE... BECAUSE HE JUST IS OKAY!?!??!
Adrian Roberts
Magic isn't real, though.
Colton Jenkins
*tips fedora*
Nathan Evans
Koikatsu
Michael Reed
it's our fault for disappointing him for being faggots
Samuel Peterson
Wrath of Asura
Adam Nelson
imagine being a pathetic christcuck
omega
lul
Carter Green
You do realize even atheists agree Jesus was real right?
They just deny he preformed miracles, and instead somehow believe Christianity started without miracles which is somehow even less likely (random guy starts world's most popular religion by doing nothing noteworthy at all, not even a bloody war?)
Landon Miller
Jews and their mass scale lies... Judaism, Christianity, Holohoax. They're experts at getting millions to believe in bullshit.
Hudson Edwards
Populous
Adam Fisher
Painkiller: Resurrection
Owen Martin
Oblivion and using the bug to dupe piles of bread.
>christcucks actually believe oblivion bugs happened in real life
Ian Murphy
> (You)
>*tips fedo-
>ACK!
Gabriel Barnes
Animal Crossing
Adrian Clark
Was Jesus using hax to get a Continue or what?
Lincoln Myers
Super 3D Noah's Ark.
Josiah Cox
Dunno man, some dude making magic sounds like bullshit to me.
Did you hear that Alexander the Great's sister is an immortal mermaid?
David White
Do you think it's more likely that an influential figure and deified and propagandized or that he really did what the myths said?
Do you know how often this happens with historical figures? Alexander being the most obvious example.
Carson Roberts
No leave Ranni alone!
Easton Gomez
warcraft 4
Jose Wright
GTA V roleplay server, and he is only killing niggers
Michael Robinson
So you seriously think that he would gain a huge following and start the world's most popular religion by doing... nothing?
He didn't start any wars and force people to believe in him...
Literally no one in Judea would have believed him if he didn't preform miracles either, it's the only reason anyone followed him.
People were very skeptical and blasphemy (what they accused Jesus of) was taken very seriously and worthy of death sentence.
Which is why that Greek/Roman bullshit wasn't widely taken seriously even back then let alone today.
Romans had power/authority back then, Jesus had nothing and following in him was dangerous and could have you put to death.
People who witnessed Christ performing miracles became martyrs because they wouldn't deny them.
Zachary Foster
>You do realize
Gavin Cruz
shin megami tensei, law route.
Samuel Hughes
>People were very skeptical and blasphemy (what they accused Jesus of) was taken very seriously and worthy of death sentence.
By that logic, if he got a death sentence for blasphemy, wasn't he a blasphemer?
David Nelson
Total war: Russia vs Ukraine
Nathan Perry
Devil May Cry
Jacob Williams
The Bible is full of contradictions and impossibilities, there is no evidence suggesting it in any way a reliable account.
And no self-authentication won't ever convince anyone, it's a masturbatory non-argument only for those who already have blind faith.
Michael Perry
No?
The entire gospels are filled with the Jewish elite at the time (Pharisees) worrying that he was going to threaten their power and authority so they were constantly scheming to kill him and accuse him of blasphemy.
Ayden Wood
zozzle
Joseph Thomas
>dude became popular
>musta been MAGIC
By this logic you should be a muslim.