Why did they do it?

Why did they do it?

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Alanah is a miracle of the universe.

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Every e-celeb should be publicly hanged.

God DAMMIT

Everything goes in the dumpster fire, user.

vanity, arrogance, wanting to be the center of obsession, being a female

let me suck them milkers

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i wanna see her tiddies

What's so miraculous about a generic e-thot?

I prefer Ben Shapiro's sister. Her tits are amazing.

I don't know what's worse. The unsettling deepfake shit or the fact that his dick looks like he tried to deepthroat a snake

How many cucks did she sucked to get to where she is now

they've never talked to a real women

I'm so tired of life.

completely forgot about this shit.

Many

They knew the game was garbage so they needed as much controversy marketing as possible. From the ecelebs to shit like the customisable dicks, it was all to get people talking about the game.

You sound mad, landwhale.

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I feel like hiring ecelebs is done because it's cheaper than an actual voice actor, and it's guaranteed free advertising from the eceleb forever, so you knock out 2 costs in one. The problem is, anyone who isn't an obsessive fan doesn't care about the "star" power and is mad there's a bad performance done by a reference that will be dated in 2 years.

Advertising.

literally who

isn't she an aussie cunt?
I would fair dinkum slap her ass with my thong while chugging down a VB

why did they make her look like even more of a man than she does irl

Is she what would be called an industry plant?

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what did she mean by this?

seems like a bitch. if you're gonna simp for a some e girl, why this one i mean damn

Lol

Cute eyebrows.

The funniest shit is that they made her NPC hard to find, and it's no wonder why. The voice acting quality is so bad. At least the other faggot e-celeb actors put some effort in.

Has anyone had access to her second IG account during her first patreon run, from when she was at ign?

she seems unpleasant to be around

>Can't hide her horse face even with filters
You faggots really do simp over any bitch that has tits.

No, it's her face for me. I don't like sagging sacks of fat. She is very pretty.

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Patrons back then had been granted access to it for donating to her. I just wanted to know what the content looked like

There was a funhaus video where she uncrossed her legs and you could see about half of her puss behind the panties. I don't remember what video and I've never seen anyone else talk about it.

>hire e-celebs
>now you're free of criticism until release and you're guaranteed positive metacritic score

you mean the one where adam looks at the video capture to see up there? never seen anyone mention any other upskirt

>adam looks at the video capture to see up there
No way. Link?

imagine pushing her off there

it's literally just a clip of Alanah switching legs she's crossing and Adam happens to glance for a millisecond to the right at their capture monitor about the same time. there's no chance he's looking because of what she's doing, he would've barely been able to see anything anyway.
user is just pushing fantasies.

Off the green screen?

Like you wouldnt put her in your game if she'd offered to let you fuck her

>Simps worshipping a mediocre looking woman
I don't know but maybe if you fags actually went out onto the real world you would see there's a plethora of better looking woman, not that you could get of course.

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>they made her NPC hard to find
You only "find" her if you're Nomad.
You then get this quest popup from your old car that you then discover has been found by her and she started repairing it.
Street Kid or Corpo don't get to see her at all.

So how does it work?
Does the game expect you to know who she is and feel really out of place like a Kickstarter contribution?

Any true oldfags remember when Yea Forums found her youtube channel in like 2011? Probably jump started her career

She had a notorious history of letting you finger bang her in Revs (night club in Melbourne) if you bought her a drink

alannah is an 8.5

No, I only remember the OG ozzie reviewer cunt being fingered in a nightclub by user.

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It was me who fingered her

Nah, her output on tumblr, ig and yt made her famous

Only virgins care about this sort of thing. Girls are always getting fingered on a night out, it’s like the sole reason everyone goes clubbing

They are part of a cult of death and big natural tits represent fertility and life. Not even photoshop can make the tits how they should be.

>used up roastie corpo fuck toy
>miracle

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I only worship the booba

Rapid decline of the decadent west.

have you seen her these days ?
she looks even worse than the Cyber Punk model

Have you played the game?
It's not like Simpsons, the ecelebs with their little cameos play in-universe NPCs that have nothing to do with their real life selves, there's nobody pointing it out like "wow, it's the famous youtuber, Jesse Cox! Hi Jesse, what are you doing here?"

Good Game was such kino in the Junglist days. Wonder what happened to him. The other guy became a twitch streamer and married a gook or something.

She's doing some podcast thing on twitch as well

who bitch this is

I fucking hate women so much is unreal

Because marketing told them to.

I only hate women who dont have white children

I only hate the social media attention whores