Why a miniature Ranni? Is this some fetish I'm not aware of?

Why a miniature Ranni? Is this some fetish I'm not aware of?

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the feeble masculine urge to be dominant over women

I'm mad as fuck there isn't an official miniature ranni doll that I can buy and use to give myself prostate massages with. It would sell millions.

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They said they were going to consider non-DLC merchandise after it got 12 mil sales, so hold tight user.
Ranni's a big doll, miniature Ranni is a small doll. It just fits.

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You never heard of a fucktoy?
Or sex dolls?

There are some unofficial options on etsy and elsewhere, but they are pricey.

Just a princess that managed to hide from cruel destiny, but not from the support of her consort.

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>They said they were going to consider non-DLC merchandise after it got 12 mil sales
Source?

She was supposed to be hiding from the Baleful Shadow

Just want to say that I REALLY like Ranni's hat

>god told by an angry mini-doll to go kill that baleful shadow and that she wont tolerate any further discussion on that matter because she got found out
Preddy cute

>Eldenflop
>DLC
Holy kek

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>estimated sales were 4 million
>got thrice that within 17 days of release
>eldenflop
how can you still be seething over elden ring's success? get over it user. eldenchads won.

samefag

bloodborne got a dlc and that game sold like 5 copies

And I bought four of em.

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itty bitty lady
itty bitty hat

Dolls are very ingrained in Japanese culture

I want her to call me a scullion while ordering me around

>Is this some fetish I'm not aware of?
If you have to ask, yes.

QRD on Ranni/Renna? What’s the difference?

Renna was likely Ranni's mentor, she assumes her name when talking to strangers and outsiders.

>She turns into a doll and acts bashful please like her

Ranni is one of the few characters in the game that actually cares for the player.

>I am not itty nor bitty!

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It's a subtle joke. You literally and physically have her in your pocket, but in fact you are in her pocket big time.

It worked.

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>but in fact you are in her pocket big time.
?

Ranni's planetoid breasts....

under someone's control or influence

i dont know bro, how was ranni controlling me? all she did was be tsundere

Cat 'owner' detected

if you think it was just an act to get you to do as she wanted, you're schizo and paranoid and have willfully ignored all the signs leading up to this

Every npc cares for you when you do their quest.

How come Radahn and Rykard are giganiggas but Ranni is a womanlet

three fingers and boggart too

Ranni was Rennala sized when she had her body.

|| people like me want to fuck dolls and some dude was spamming cropped doll porn around elden rings release|| so yes it's a fetish you were unaware

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Nice way to pervert the masculine urge to protect women you decietful tranny jew rat.

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as friends, maybe. alexander, rogier, edgar, irina, kenneth, tanith, dung eater, gostoc, seluvis, blaidd, iji, and jerren are all acquaintances/employers/co-workers/pretty cool warrior guy i know, none of them go past the level of "Friend". roderika, hewg, melina, & boc might reach "close friend" tier. fia & hyetta are more religious fervor types and basically see you as a chosen one ideal sacrifice figure towards the ends of their quests, which i suppose is a type of care. boggart is "close friend" tier too i guess, though if you just stopped showing up one day he'd probably be a bit sad but not all too torn up. now compare all of these to ranni, of whom iji says that you betraying her would devastate her and of whom seluvis says she remarkably lowers her guard around you. you literally become her husband at the end of her quest. no one in this game cares about you as much as ranni does, she was literally made as the waifubait character.

>iji says that you betraying her would devastate her
When's he say that?

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>Cease this treachery at once. Lady Ranni will be devastated.
if you attack him during her quest
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>Encounter Ranni before going to Caelid to defeat Radahn
>Meteor shower happens
>Blaidde: Go to where the Star Fell
>There's no marker
>Nothing lighting up the sky or the ground where it fell
The fuck did it fall?

head to mistwood
once you're deep enough in it should be fairly obvious where it fell

Have someone made jojo fanart of rennalas fucked up proportions yet?

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Nigga, by agreement with Bamco From have to do 3 Elden Ring games.
For sure they will also milk DLC for it.

>can't find mini doll more cute big witch hats

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I love my wife Ranni!!

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Why do degens think every design in a videogame must always be based on some fetish of the designer? Actual coombrain

>expecting a FromSoft game to hand hold you and mark it on the map
I went into a divine tower to see as far as possible, and the crater was visible from up there