why would you ever play as one of these things
Why would you ever play as one of these things
>boy
ironic shitposting
>girl
ToT potato belly and chest and thighs
Sex
They’re literal onaholes: the species
not as bad as playing as a woman.
you are a man, and you choose to play as a female.
you're a faggot.
No. I play Highlander Male because I'm fat IRL
Shotacons exist
Just finished the 24-man
Lorefags, which of the 12 is the Shoebill and which is Deryk's Opo-opo?
lalaboys are for other lalaboys
sounds like fag cope.
tranny cope
>making millions selling furniture
Dumb fags thought the new crafting gear was where the money was going to be, lmao
They’re cute. Best outfits. Best emotes. Best animations. Best race. I quit XIV and think it’s a shitty game but I still love lalas
Just finished the 24-man.
Honestly liked that more than Ivalice. Nier got absolutely blown the fuck out.
Didn't ask
This has the potential to be the best raid series in the game to be honest.
Salty Nierfag lol
AUSPICE MOMMIES
reddit cope
Nothing Nier has can compare to having a fucking sun kicked at me.
OH TWIN GODS BLESS THIS LAND
>Get to the blanace part
>Somebody shouts DON'T MOVE in the chat
>Ass proceeds to clench for a solid twenty seconds
Holy fucking shit.
I always play as the smallest or dumbest looking race available in any game.
Smugness.
I look just like the lala on the right but with grey eyes. I do it for the /ss/ and upskirts
You'd be smug too if you were the most powerful entity in the multiverse.
Shantotto is the onlyngoo Tarutaru. But she is also superior to every Lalafell.
I don't see her casting Zettaflare.
disregard potatoes, mate with bunnies
Do you honestly think she couldn't if she wanted to? She probably wouldn't die from it either.
And then they all get roflstompded by Nomura's favorite new gimmick enemy which required Sora to rape the space-time continuum to undo it and even then his worthless friends (except Roxas and Xion) still couldn't do jack shit.
every time I log in I'm simply in awe at how fucking cute my character is
don't post cringe in this thread
Cute potato, would headpat.
the way their little asshole swallows up a full sized adult dick is nothing short of spectacular
Butthurt ShB faggot who realizes that his expansion was the worst.
I play a male lala for easy upskirts and general shitposting. I like the chibi aesthetic.
I don't. I play as based mooncats.
I wish that Kingdom Hearts would just leave. The first game kind of worked, because it didn't take itself seriously. I think having the specific Disney charm worked well in that game.
Nowadays its a product that Disney ought to buy if it means Square-Enix can focus on other projects. Such as splitting Square and Enix up into two separate corporate entities. Another plus for this is that Tetsuya Nomura can go work for disney if he wants.
user Shantotto can cast base-level spells that hit harder than -Ja level spells.
If she ever opted to cast anything above a basic Flare she'd probably be able to wipe out a city block without a sweat.
XI's WoL literally became God, and Shantotto is still considered above him.
Imagine.
t. Lamitt
They are good to roleplay with and make people laugh. More than 90% of the population love the potatoes so people will be extra nice to you if you play as one.
Also unlike the rest of the faggots in Dissidia Shantotto is there by choice and can leave any time she chooses, and also never canonically loses a single fight.
Why did Square decide to make this particular character such a meme?
Did Lamitt write this
Uninstallafel was a deadass funny bit last year.
either lamitt or tataru
Lamitt LIVES this, user.
worth losing your whole world for
Newbie here, is melding worth it besides late game? Does the level sync bring it down?
No, don't bother melding before max level.
Is it canon that the WoL can do all the jobs?
I like them because they're silly/cute.
People who sexualize them are weird though.
yes didn't you watch ShB trailer?
Pedophilia
I'm still in Stormblood
well there you go
look forward to that then
best trailer se has ever made
based beyond reason
The absolute incompetence of the XIV dev team doesn't show on lalas since their shitty textures and models don't need to stretch
>all
Not yet, seems like the WoL learns the job of that expansion which means currently he knows BRD (1.0), WAR (ARR), DRG (HW), SAM (SB), MNK (SB), DRK (ShB), and PLD (EW).
>Getting the Blue then Orange stars on the 4 star sequence in Endsinger is always a wipe
Just slow down the fucking explosion on the orange ones god damn. Even when sprinting and knowing exactly where to go you don't have enough time.
never got this because they don't look remotely human - some just sound like kids
Yoshi-P also plays a lala so he will personally execute any intern who screws it up. Same with BLM.
>see someone melding Tenacity VIIIs onto their fending tome pants in Limsa
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>BLM pvp
you do a crazy amount of damage if you're left alone this is pretty fun.
Since the story is melodramatic shit, the only way to really get through it is to make it fun and funny. Having all these tall people constantly looking down at my 3 foot character and praising her for being "the strongest in the world" is hilarious.
There's other advantages. I tried playing a Elezen. But doing anything, running, walking or attacking, it constantly feels like you're stuck in molasses. Since all the models have to be uniform in speed. But when you play a lalafell, the opposite happens. Everything seems to go faster. You take three steps for every one of other characters. This, plus the lower camera angle makes it seem like you (and the rest of the game) move a lot faster. And it's especially fun as a DRG.
On top of everything else, being a Lalafell and going into a dungeon/raid, people have preconceived expectations that you will suck. Or just hate you for no good reason. But this also means you can exceed their expectations by just being mildly competent. Even on many first runs of a dungeon, I will get 75% of the coms. Simply by being nice and doing my job correctly.
Beyond all this, it's also the only race that's close to being cute or unique. Even if it's just anime hobbits, it's still more unique than human, human with cat ears, human with wings, stretched out human and so on. I guess you could also say Roegadyn are unique. But they lack the cute factor.
Are the stat increases from Materia any good? By good I mean more than a 1% increase in dps.
I like his style. I hope ffxvi is in good hands.