Elden Ring beaten in less than 90 seconds

Can we fucking end this cringe glitch% category already

Play the fucking game you cheating faggots

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any% fags on suicide watch

Still better than your fav game tho

why are are you mad that they are playing the game how they want to play?

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distortionbros????????? our response????????

Is this verified to be legit? Can other people replicate it?

just watch a different category that fits the rules you like dumbass theyre trying to do it as fast as possible

i'm going to bathroom to have some snack

Will wait until anyone else replicates it

lol

He says someone else beat him lol. He says he doesn't care his yt already got the views. But the new holder got cucked

>He says he doesn't care his yt already got the views.
cope

this looks less like a glitch and more like a cheatengine fly/teleport script, I call bs

I see you have a similar combat grip. Yet I hold all the talent. Do you have what it takes? Can you save the world like this? Answer me!

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apparently everyone is going for a rl1 all remembrances run now, that should involve some actual gameplay

People are literally braindead if they think this is a legit run. They literally no-clip around the map

Elden ring can barely compete with the games from its own developer.

Bro any% means ANY%

>He says he doesn't care
lol

Das nuffin, I could finish it at 100% just seconds after turning on the ps5.

Wheres my money miyazaki.

>>THE NEW WR IS CHEATED AND FAKE!!!
Where's the proof it was cheated?

>start doing asmr
>starts singing
>beat elden ring in under a minute

huh

UHHH
DISTORTIONBROS??!??!?!?

youtube.com/watch?v=PLvcMt5HXQo

Illegitimate run, uses exploits and pauses the timer on death and furthermore doesn't kill the end boss

Yo can you stop coming at me, or anyone else for that matter, like this? Asking for a friend

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At what point does it even count as beating the game anymore?
This is effectively just pressing the "I win" button at the start.

i hate speedrunners
they aren't even good at their games

The timer always pauses on loading screens

really puts into perspective how godwyn got ganked on the night of black knives

Oh so suddenly the category is illegitimate lol

>$60 motherflippin dollars for a 83 second game
Fromdrones will defend this

I remember when Werster did the same shit when he lost runs in pokemon

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The goal of any% is game completion. Nothing else.

Using macros is cheating

>being a %any tranny.
Tough luck honestly.

ANY%

A N Y %
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Why is dist such a little bitch, the dude even fucked his friend over a speedrun that went hours over then cried about chat giving him shit, all he does is whine

macros is tool assisted, doesn't fall into the Any% category

You can't use third-party software dumbass

>Blatant Cheat Engine usage
>Dumb people think it's a legitimate run
It'll never get approved on the leaderboards

UHH TECHNICALLY
it's Any% TAS

cry more distcucks

Kek, the cope of speedrunners

>Tfw the load times are almost half of the video
How unoptimized this piece of shit really is?

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>1:05
>+67
>Actually gets 670 souls
Huh?

distortion massive copium. says its cheating without any proof.
"ITS IMPOSSIBLE GUYS BECAUSE I CANT DO IT, ITS OBVIOUSLY A CHEATER RETARDS"

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What's the name of this vtuber? The avatar's adorable, I want to find art of her.

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Man what fucking happened to dist... He used to be entertaining as hell but ever since elden ring it went straight to his head now that hes been getting attention

That him? Looks like a prime example of a bullied kid.

>vtuber is a cheating fucktard
wew

THE LOATHSOME

here's an even faster one, strat/glitch is explained in the desc
youtube.com/watch?v=X1Gcm603Wr4

Amazing, how will dist ever recover from this?

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Litterally just proceeds to input random shit with the map, markers and actions that do nothing to make it seem like it's a secret tech then just flies hack to the end boss room. Come the fuck on. People can't be this retarded.

kek

Wait is this a joke? This can't be "legit" right? Just a meme mocking speedrun downies by using some cheat engine scripts or something?

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>People can't be this retarded.
You forget, they're elden ring fans

that's what categories exist for, retard.
if you don't like it watch glitchless runs instead.

He already got the bux and is running a different category. Why would he care?

I don't even watch him that much I just happened to tune in today when he talked about it.

Sadly many people think it's legit thanks to Assmongoloid featuring it on his stream

They are man. I'm sorry to break it to you.

>Salty smelly whitoid website won't accept her record because "she's cheating and hurt our guys feelings".
Literally sexcist, racist and homosexual.

please respond

Nah, it's fake.

Now is not the time to be clowning like this. Can you not feel your hair standing on end?

It's fake and the vtroon's wr got already beaten by a superior cheated one: youtube.com/watch?v=X1Gcm603Wr4

Watching that thing bob and bounce was adorable.

Where's the version without the gay anime pedophile shit on the screen?

>watching speedruns
No, thank you

As if holding guard with your weapon two-handed and then taking two-steps to zip around the map no-clip is any less esoteric and nonsensical.

10 enemies that give 67 runes fall at the same time

unfortunately its fake, also the vtuber avatar is free assert

Glitchlessfags are such fucking NPCs holy shit

Yeah, but the vtroon used cheat engine.

youtube.com/watch?v=PLvcMt5HXQo
Same runner has it in 59 seconds now, lmao. Also we get to hear the anime girl do asmr and then sing.

Should singing be required of all future speedrunners to ensure everyone's having fun and taking it easy?

>pay $70 for a 1 minute game
LMAO!

this. this is all that any% fags deserve