Spirit chooning

Is she autistic?

Tf is a doughjin, you filthy fucking weeb

She was best girl and deserved better than what she got.

what's the shit about something down the hall, what are the tarnished and her concerned about

She could smell the shit eater and it was making her nauseous

Oh boy another thread where retarded amerishits clap over their base mocking of the superior form of "their" language, we sure needed another one

at least she got to live thru the fucking game, seems about as good as it gets in this game

chrys-a-lid

Hew day yew chook abot us lyk dat

DINASTEE

i see.... you're here for some speerit chooning

It used to be that a British accent was seen as a mark of dignity and class and high culture
Nowadays the average normie from SoCal is more cultured than the average Brit, and British accents are a laughingstock

Sweaty, your low IQ is showing.
There are multiple dialects of english spoken in the UK, some sound regal and others comical. And the same ia true for the US.
You wouldn't say some trailer trash with a boston or creole accent was cultured would you?

SHE WAS ONLY SIXTEEN

Yeah actually I would

excessively degenerate

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Oi whoi are all uw blowdy yankees taken the piss outta moi?

The shyest girls are the sluttiest

spirih chewning

California are literal street shitters

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YA SPIRIT CHOONIN'
SPIRIT COOMIN'
SPIRIT TROONIN'
SPIRIH CHEWNIN'

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what the fuck is hewg? why is like a barnacle man? he's like bootstrap bill in pirates duece?

crucible bullshit, which is why he's a slave in the first place

They put on a cannon on old bootstrap's bootstraps

similar to morgott, just didn't get filtered properly by the erdtree and got treated like shit as a result
not sure what the difference between misbegotten and omens are though

misbegotten are like created aren't they?

A misbegotten. In Elden Ring life came from the ultimate la creatura omni mutts of the lands between with traits from all life in the Crucible where the erdtree sprouts from or something like that. and those guys represent the crucible's influence. Hewg deserves some bitchin crucible armor set for being based.

I'm pretty sure he is a misbegotten.

The hell is a "misbegotten"? Like an incel?

It's those ugly creatures from castle Morne and upper levels of the Haligtree.

>misbegotten and omens are though
Misbegotten are malformed humans born with features from the Primordial Crucible, or at least I think this is the case. Omens cursed souls of people defiled by Dung Eater that have been reincarnated.

Too old

one of the game's races. They are treated as slave races and sub-humans by humans.

>From has probably tricked at least one American into masturbating to a fucking Brummy
Honorary Anglo

omens were a thing before dung eater started defiling people
in fact he started doing that because he WANTS to be an omen

Fun fact : musbegotten was translated in French with "chimera".

wtf

It makes sense when you think about it.

Fucking omens and misbegottens and Primordial Crucibles
It's Final Fantasy 13's Fal'cie and La'Cie all over again

everyone's... been grafted?? everyone who came with mey... they crossed the sea for mey... they fought.. for mey... *gasp*. only to have their arms taeken. their legs taeken. even their heads? taeken, and shtuuhck, to the spidah. did you know, when you're GRAFTED to the spidah, you become a chyrsalid. it's quite the lark when ye think a bow tit.

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>mey
Lmao

What the fuck is the Crucible?
Read somewhere it was like and old sacred tree for some people in the Lands Between but they got marginalized when the Erdetree popped up.

an omen misbegotten hybrid obviously

is the spider supposed to refer to a grafted scion or Godrick?
And what is the chrysalid supposed to be?

>they crossed the sea for me
So there are other lands outside the Lands Between?

so cute lol

where do you think the Tarnished and Godfrey went off to before the game?

Yea Forums - From Shitware

>didn't die or transform or tortured
I'd say she's pretty well off

Well that is the problem, I don't know.

wait is the one guy who brings up americans in every thread a bong? lol

Seethe moar, tendie

Land of reeds is japan

t. projecting retard

Godrick.
Chrysalid like a cocooned caterpillar, in reference to their limbless bodies tied in sacks.

Marika sent every tarnished away from the Lands Between to be warriors for ages before the Elden Ring shattered and a chance for redemption came

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Misbegotten are the demi human equivalent of omens

I thought the lore was that omens are blessed by the erdtree but it's treated as a curse by people since they look weird

Does anyone have the masy Williams date copy pasta?

Grafted Scion obviously, it's the only one that looks kinda like a spider.

blessing by the crucible, which was considered archaic or something in the era of the erdtree

All I know is that, yeah. A sacred relic tree or place that spawned all life and were revered before GW evangelized the place.

Fictional British women are very cute

Kinda fucked up that Godrick turned his kids into spiders or something, like imagine just going to sleep in your comfy room in Stormveil and then waking up with like 20 arms because your dad wanted to be stronger.

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