Girl joins guild

>made no attempt at "acting like a girl"
>still got showered with loot
>all because I was playing a femtauren and apparently only females play those

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>intense moodswings is depicted by an irate female
Yo this shit insensitive

Based mom nipping your potential mmo addiction in the bud

>All problems in company caused by women
>Men do all the work
>Bitches still getting in higher positions with no merit
I hate women and I hate simps. Both deserve to be thrown into meat grinders.

I got them from actually having a job and not being a worthless NEET loser like you :)

NEET is a Japanese term, yuromutt ape

Isn't this game still up?
I mean most of these "dead" games I see posted here seem to be up?

>lives on handouts from thirsty wow nerds
You didn't beat the raid

We all know you are man, you reacted to experience with hysteria.

>Low IQ NEET monkey thinks you need to be american to be a NEET
lmao

>im not a NEET im not even american
>not even american

Don't worry user you may be in spirit because that's the most retarded thing I've read in a while.

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>w-why are u m-mad haha trolled!
Oh I'm laffin

>NEET retard trying to use his country as argument against being a NEET
>Talking about IQ
You probably get your NEETbucks due to your retardation

>its another Guild leader's GF have all the loot reservations episode

The more hysterical you get the more obvious it is. The more you repeat stock phrases to try and sound cool the more ridiculous you look.

Happened to me and I was the guild leader, it took like a year or so of erosion and she was the one "simping" for me by giving me shit loads of ingame items and hogging all my attention, a lot of my self proclaimed "bros" got jealous and shit went south, also apparently one of the nicest members revealed she was a girl all along who was madly in love with me and left the guild, people started leaving in droves afterwards, what a weird period of my life, I just wanted to play videogames

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>You really need to hate women for the sake of it

Not as sexist as it sounds. You don't need to hate women, you just need to respect them less than yourself. Same goes for guys if you don't wanna get cucked. Disrespecting women is just equality.

>how dare the masses not love me
I'd be shocked if even your parents did at this point

Was your mom the unhinged lady in that Ventrilo video?
youtu.be/EevakRXijtU

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>madly in love with me
That's the sad part, you could be an ugly fat fuck with no achievements in real life but because your character looks cool and has rare loot and participates in nolifing very hard they get so infatuated that they're legitimately heartbroken over stuff like this.
From an outsider perspective it's just children being stupid over the closest thing they have to social interactions but it's really so intense for them.

I have a good one:
>WoW Classic TBC released, the guild is starting to do Karazhan
>Goes well for the most part, some bumps along the way because most of our guild hasn't hit 70 or done attunements yet
>Guild Master doesn't really bother with setting up raid events, leaves that to other people who've gotten a higher rank in the guild to do this which is fine since he's not attuned yet
>Rinse and repeat for raids, however guild is running low on active raid members because some are moving to more active guilds and the regulars are starting to get busy with IRL stuff
>Recruit any fresh 70 and have joint guild raids, GM does this to some degree but its mostly Officers and friends of friends that get recruited in
>Guild gets big to the point where we have to do up to 5 teams of Karazhan
>All of this scheduling and recruitment work is pointed towards a single Officer in the guild, not even the GM bothers with this shit unless its one of his RP events where we went to a cave in ashenvale and called it Orkenvale
>Team Compositions are diluted with retards and shitters filled with meme specs like smite Priest
>GM gets assblasted about doing alt runs with some main characters in the mix and tells us to go fuck ourselves into PUGs with those runs
>Some raids go literally nowhere, some are done well with teams that've done Karazhan for the gorrilinth time
>GM nearly quits and does for a moment, nothing really bad happens because its ran by an Officer
>Phase 2 comes out and surprise, shit hits the fan
>not only does the officer have to do Karazhan STILL and Gruul's Lair, but now SSC
>GM comes back
>get a REALLY shit team for SSC
>surprise, it wipes
>GM has a meltdown and slowly loses OG players after pic related

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>find a nice guild in GW1
>eventually become friends with the GM and get promoted to an officer
>do jackshit because the game is still in its infancy and nobody really took anything seriously, we were just having fun
>log in one day to find every non-officer member kicked from the guild
>some fuckwad got promoted and immediately kicked everyone he could
>guild never recovers
I'm still butthurt.

Basically you're good if you just keep in mind to make sure to always treat women like they were mentally preteens because that's around the stage their mental development stops.

>self-destructive
>self-harm
Bullshit, BPDcunts harm everyone ELSE around them first and foremost.

To be fair I did talk to the other girl with a webcam through Skype so she probably told the other one how I looked like or something like that, I fucking quit trying to play with strangers on the internet after that though, too many mental cases, I feel like it's nearly impossible to find comfy communities that balance wanting to play the game and not being socially retarded, some retarded drama always fucks everything up

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L M A O

>thread is about mmorpg stories
>some schizos focus on the "women" part and derail the thread

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>I'm on PvP server that has miniscule Raid progress
>Most people walk around in Gladiator gear, else they die
>Isle of Quel'Danas releases
>PvPers don't like welfare epics
>Quel'Danas progress is stalled as the PvP guilds are hunting the players doing the quests in 5-man groups

Server was one huge PvP clusterfuck. Lots of complains about people getting dropped from the server on Wednesdays, because we were having huge world-PvP battles.

>You really need to hate women for the sake of it
unfortunately true. if you ever meet a woman who is truly your equal mentally or emotionally, chances are she hates women too.

It's "self-destructive" aka using the threat or shock of it as a means of controlling others.
Makes me wonder if there is a clearly deffined difference between borderlines and sociopaths, both are obviously looking for control no matter the consequence. Borderlines just seem to be more explosive over it.

They can be comorbid. I’m a man with BPD actually if you’d like to know more. A good friend of mine a woman with BPD too so I can talk about the differences somewhat too.

>be 16
>Play a Lineage 2 private server
>Meet grill gamer while setting up shop in Dion
>we chat for a year on msn
>Decide to start video calling
>She's hot so dick makes me fall in love
>Meet with her
>We start dating
>Lose virginity
>6 months in starts to turn into a complete schizo
>Break up with her but still in love so I am suffering
>Spend 3 years with constant on and offs
>Gets pregnant
>Refuses to abort
>We get married
>Ruins my life
>Break up
>Tells me she will kill herself if we don't get back together
>"I don't believe you"
>She kills herself
>Now 31, wage slave single father
MMO's were a mistake

Women love chad psychopaths who make daddy characters

>be like 13 years old, pretend I'm 18
>join some small-ish Linkshell on FFXI
>some Mithra joins
>talk about games and rping with her, end up becoming good friends
>find out she's been fucking around and erping with all the guy members
>eventually gets to me
>oh god how does sex work and what does it sound like in words
>end up just copying and pasting lines from Newground's hentai stuff
>went about as well as you'd think
>Mithra eventually gets kicked out for erping publicly in the Linkshell chat
>Linkshell later erupts into Drama and disbands due to a Galka making a {meat} {rod} joke

Crazy times

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>thread is about mmorpg stories
thread is clearly about how women (and their simp pets) ruin everything

>NOT in
>EMPLOYMENT
>EDUCATION
>TRAINING
Wheres the american part

Me on the left

Whatever you say you schizo fuck. If you want to scream how much you hate women then do it elsewhere.

True, that's why a gay guild leader is the best.

>simp retard
>calls others "schizos"
Many such cases

>huh a new hidden post let's see what this retard is up to now that he didn't get attention
>it's a reply to his own post
you really don't have anything better to do other than samefag for (you)s huh

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anyone know that song from this game that's like

dada-duh dada-duh dada-duh dada-duh wuhda-duh wuhda-duh wuhda-duh wuhda-duh DUN dadadadadadadada-DUH DUH

actually migt've been from a different game.

>Retard NEET who got btfo earlier came back later after taking a break
lul

>Playing some sprite-based MMO
>Befriend a random guy during a dungeon run
>He tells me to make a female character and he'll show me how to get free stuff
>Do it and he gives me a teal hair dye (hair dyes being among the most rare and expensive items in the game)
>Go to town area and he just starts chatting up random players who are wearing expensive items
>Do the same and suddenly start getting gifted tons of shit by Brazilian players who speak very broken English
I'm sure the game is long dead by now, but I wish I could remember what it was called.

>play human male white mage in Final Fantasy 11
>find a small linkshell early on run by a guy and his irl girlfriend
>linkshell is really nice to me but the girlfriend is especially nice and helps me often
>one day she asks me if I was a girl
>says she's sure i'm a real girl and just shy and trying to avoid attention
>deny it but she's keeps teasing me and starts calling me the linkshell's little sister
>everyone else joins her and plays along
>she and everyone else was incredibly nice to me, even helping me collect a lot of the summons for my summoner when my highest level class was only level 45
I miss those people so much.

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Now that you say that I remembered another story

>Ulduar release
>We are doing 25 man raid
>Main tank and main tank healer are simping for the same healer
>He doesn't heal him on purpose and he dies
>Incompetent raid leader accused the tank
>Many laughs were had at out TS alternate voice chat

Making fun of the other guildies was half the fun in that guild. It seems to be a rule to never find more than 10 players with brains for long to run raids with.

having a job is an american thing for third worlders kek

>playing WoW in MoP
>running my own guild
>recruit a female shaman healer
>tells us that she’s a lesbian and has no interest in men
>acts like one the boys and is actually a good healer
>randomly our paladin healer spergs out and destroys the guild before raid one night
>trying to figure out what happened
>lesbian healer tells us that he had been hitting on her and not taking no for an answer
>his meltdown was because he couldn’t handle being rejected by a gay woman
I view women with contempt but I fucking HATE weak men

Wholesome, I hope your hrt therapy and transition went well.