LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

Parry is a weapon art, which means
You.
Did.
Not.
Beat.
The.
Game

bros...

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Parrying doesn't count? Oh well, then he didn't beat it lmao

They have such low HP though

How are you poisoned?
Also, dying to a single one of them is really bad, you should be good at fighting them by now

post every boss lvl 1 wretch no "not beating the game" mechanics

... TO LOSE

He probably ate a lump of meat.

I have literally not died to Godskin Duo across 4 playthroughs, one of which was at level 30
They have their aggression turned down to like 0 if you're not right in front of one of them
I have no idea why redditors think they're so bad

Bros what are some good STR weapons? I just completed a faith build and now I want to Bonk enemies.

Ruins Greatsword is very fun though you need 16 int to use it. It barely scales off of int though so full strength otherwise is fine.

desperation heal with raw meat dumpling
i was shit at the game, underleveled and went to the auriza heros grave before draconic tree sentinel because i went down instead of up while looking for the way into leyndell

Yeah, you can beat them

Yea Forums - From Shitteo Gayms

Parry is shitter mode

I actually liked this fight. However, I summoned Kristoff for support because I refuse to fight 1v2.

>tfw you finally reach the far away dude visible from Siofra
>it's just a recycled miniboss

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lol, just beat these guys last night. It took about 6 tries, and I was mad after a couple of them. It's definitely a challenge.

Next year it's gonna be Yea Forums - Zelda Shitteo Gayms, my fellow cuck

i love this meme

based.

Ornstein and Smough were good but From really couldn't let go

The double bosses in this game are the laziest shit imaginable.

Boss brings a bro, I bring a bro.

LITERALLY REUSED GARBAGE

Aw, that's cute
FR tho who thought the Putrid Crystallians were a good idea..?

Forgot pic because I'm fucking retarded

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Use mimic tear to distract them a bit but that won't last much long. You really have to have learned their moveset to know when to hit them and how to kite them. The fight was honestly daunting but I somehow managed it in 2-3 tries.

GIT
Lucky

That's how I beat them without using a strike weapon and jump r2 the spear guy like a retard while hoping the magic and circle thrower are fucking retarded to attack me.

I SUMMON THE DUNG EATER

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>infuse weapon with fire
>parry
it makes them a joke also make sure you dont get both of them to their second phase otherwise you're basically fucked

lightning does more to armored enemies

then do what this guy said i didnt have lightning so i just used that

Think most people went there later in the game
Level 40-60 there is hell

>powerstance colossal weapons
>full poise
>have max upgrade mimic ash
>*ding ding ding*
not even a challenge

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>full poise
>still gets staggered by a rat

FYI you can use rotten breath (scarlet rot poison) on the deer-helmet one. then run around until he’s dead and you can 1v1 the shield guy

did
not beat
the game

>that fucking vig
>magic versus magic crystal men
Holy shit did you get there at 40?

Was helping a noob here and he did that so I left lol

>parry first attack that comes
>riposte iframes
>repeat
it's actually really easy

Just fucking summon something. When the game does cheap bullshit like this you just summon

>kill the one with the shield first
>can pelt the spear one with spells because he can't guard

>just kill the less aggressive one that has a greatshield up half the time
easier said than done
inb4
>git gud i did it at SL1 no summons blahblahblah

you kill the one with the spear first because then the other one is just a joke who can be parried endlessly

This is probably the hardest fight in the game next to the godskin faggots.

I summon for all chalice dungeons, don't give a fuck about any of that recycled garbo

You can tell who didn't play Nioh based on how much they complain about dual bosses

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guts greatsword
using anything else means you didnt beat the game

Their defense goes way the fuck down after they stagger. I thought it'd take a long time to beat them because of how little damage I was doing but after the stagger I saw that I was taking chunks of health out of their bars.

right there with you except 3 playthrus one i completed at level 20 spamming the ass slam skill. even my 13 year old nephew 1 shot the foreskin duo and messaged me on discord calling out people crying about it online. wild how anyone struggles with this fight.

that noob probably won because he uses his arsenal instead of some arbitrary rule like unga bunga must only use melee r1

you got that far once, you can do it again. Don't give up, skeleton!