"OMG OMG OMG YOU CAN PLAY EVERY PS2 GAME ON IT!!!!"

>"OMG OMG OMG YOU CAN PLAY EVERY PS2 GAME ON IT!!!!"
>Burnout 3 chokes without MTVU and anything above 1x resolution
>Armored Core 3 chokes
>MGS3 chokes
>Zone of the Enders chokes
>Most things that don't work with OpenGL rendering and MTVU choke in general
>OMG OMG OMG BUT YOU CAN PLAY EVERY GAMECUBE GAME ON IT!!!!!!
>Chokes on Rogue Squadron 3
>Chokes on F-Zero GX
>Really chokes on Xenoblade Chronicles
Don't make the same mistake I did, don't even think about buying this thing for emulation.
Stick to emulating PS1 and N64 on a $100 chink handheld or even a smartphone.

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I want to choke on a dick

But does it run steam games?

I get it, for what it should be it sucks, but something in my head thinks this would be a great controller if they repurposed it as something like a wii U gamepad with cheaper specs. It doesn't even have to have great implementations, even simple menuing for games handled within the controller screen would be already a good use for it. Idk maybe I'm just retarded but damn if I would try out a controller like that.

Thanks for beta testing fags, can't wait to enjoy kino PS3 and Switch games on the Steam Deck 2

>>"OMG OMG OMG YOU CAN PLAY EVERY PS2 GAME ON IT!!!!"
You do realise PS2 emulators are absolute garbage don't you? And obviously if they give garbage results on a desktop they will give garbage results on a mobile device.

But you know that don't you user?

Obviously yes
You can run Steam Remote Streaming on it at worst, but the latency is still a huge issue
There isn't going to be a Steam Deck 2

Dose it really choke on f zeoro gx pacause my lappy dosent.

Post specs, the Steam Deck dips to 40FPS in F-Zero GX in busy parts of the track, and Super Mario Galaxy never runs above 30FPS

Can you post a picture of your steam deck running these things, OP?

Omg omg I hope you do

no

Just kidding, kill yourself, shill.

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Burnout Revenge runs nicely on mine. Not Sure why (PS2 version)

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>You do realise PS2 emulators are absolute garbage don't you?
Works on my machine.

Burnout 3 regularly dips to 70% speed just running at 2x resolution even with MTVU hacks, Steam Deck plainly struggles with higher-end PS2 and GameCube games and the majority of Wii games. Some people claim it's a problem with Dolphin and PCSX2 and the Linux RADV drivers for Van Gogh being immature, but it's probably not going to get much better than this.
I would've just bought an RG351P if I knew PS2 and GC were going to be this dodgy.

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You are comparing a $80-90 device to a $400 one. I only did a couple emulators (Mostly PS1 and a couple Wii games) and most of them run finely.

Not sure whats your problem with your one, in this video its seems to run just fine

youtube.com/watch?v=KlmWy-Fr7G8

what? even my shitty 960m laptop could run mario galaxy at 4k60

I'm calling bullshit. Im guessing this is without vulkan selected

Most.

>Was hyped up as fuck everywhere, 2-3 threads daily
>After release - not a single message
PEY-CEY masterrace, am I right?

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Pure bs dude

Most people dont have it, retard.

WELL maybe your dear god Gaben should've thought of that before release and make more, hmmmmmmmmm?

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Why are tendies dumb, lying cunts?

It's made to order, dumbass.

Still better than Shitch. Cope tendie

That's pretty stupid for a mass product it supposed to be, hmmmmmm? Didn't it suppose to compete with Switch and all, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

>pedotendo still seething
sad, many such cases!

>mass product
Most people are too stupid to own one.

It doesnt need to compete with the Shitch if it mogs it completly. Its made for people that have compentence versus children tendies that need bitter carts so they dont eat their games.

>T-T-TUH-TENDIE! TENDIE!!! TENDIE!!!!
Feel free to explain then.

And it mogs it...why? Why can't I just buy a nice gaming laptop instead of this? Or stream games off the phone or something?

That game runs like shit on my 5900x, what of it? Look at the dolphin wiki you fucking moron. Those games always had issues.

dumb esl

>IT CAN RUN EVERY GAMECUBE GAME!!!!
>WAIT NOOOOO IT CAN'T RUN THOSE ONES THOSE DON'T COUNT NOOOOOOOOO
Kill yourself, Valve shill.

Better games, better performance, better controls, better ergonomics, cheaper, built in voice chat and stuff like discord, more games, emulation support, and its portable.

The Shitch is garbage by comparison.

That game runs like shit on everything, emulators dont have 100% working games, you fucking moron. Some games are never fixed because they simply arent popular enough.

Not like Nintendo has had good games in decades, so most native steam shit will dunk Nintendo trash

>has played everything I have thrown at it, PS2 and GC wise (though I sometimes have to swap versions of the app I use)

feels good man

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no one gives a shit about your star wars games, 9-10die

>Octa-Core Snapdragon SD845 Quad-core Kyro Gold @ 2.8GHZ (Pro)
>Ardeno 630 @ 787 MHz
>8GB RAM (Pro)
>64G Internal Storage

Lmao, there are midrange phones that destroy this thing. The only thing this mogs are the wallets of retards that actually buy this 300 dollar doorstop.

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"Chokes"
"You didnt beat it"
What other new discord memes you got troon

>Lmao, there are midrange phones that destroy this thing
>phones
the fuck are you smoking, idiot? Why would a phone be a better choice for playing games than a dedicated handheld?
It's like you don't know what you are talking about, which is why you have to start by posting (erroneous) specs

>buy used phone with better specs for half the price
>pair it with controller
And don't tell me you installed windows 11 on this trash kek

>ever suggesting a phone as a serious gaming device
Every time this happens, I wonder whether these people know how phones are made, to what standard they are made, and what they are intended to be used for..

>buy used phone with better specs for half the price
>play it for an hour and it gets hot
>play it for two hours and it literally melts
nigger, you are full-blown retarded. If active cooling and a proper thermal solution wasn't required in a handheld, companies wouldn't bother to include them.

>erroneous specs
This is the spec page right from their indiegogo, retard.

Also, a modern midrange phone would be better because it would be more powerful at a cheaper price.

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>literally says 128gb right there
so you were wrong.

>UH IT'S ACTUALLY 128gb YOU ARE WRONG
>ignores all the other specs i got right
Your chinkshit is trash, at least the aya neo and gpd are competitive with the steamdeck. Your shit can't even compete with modern midrange phones.

>>play it for an hour and it gets hot
>>play it for two hours and it literally melts
Never happened to me, played twin snakes all night about a week ago. Stop using your gut as a stand faggot

>"I'm not wrong"
>shows you where you went wrong
>"NUH UH BECAUSE LOOK AT THESE THINGS I GOT RIGHT"
dumb as fuck

>works on my magic phone that I made up specifically for this conversation! I played a game on it all night and it actually got COLDER

I have seen this pic a few times and I know that ACF is a hard game to run. Seeing so many Yea Forumstards crying about it only makes me think it might actually be more legit. Does it honestly run the game? Does it actually work well for PS2 and Gamecube games? Does it play wii?

Yes, because 128gb of storage is definitely gonna effect performance.

Reminds of that guy on the bioware forums saying he had a powerful computer because he had a ONE TERABYTE hdd.

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>specs are what I say they are
Imagine thinking that doubling down on retardation makes you look better

Cope. Imagine wasting $300 on an android when you could save $200 more for the deck LMAO

>>Burnout 3 chokes without MTVU and anything above 1x resolution
It chokes on my regular-ass PC regardless. For whatever fucking reason Revenge runs near perfect on my machine in comparison to 3.

It runs everything I have tried on it, yes. You just use specific versions of dolphin and Aethersx2. MMJR and the freeturnip adreno driver version respectively. Even plays primal, which doesn't even run well on pcsx2. More to do with the app than the device, but the odin is really a pleasurable experience so far.

The weird nigger in here talking about midrange phones being better is 100 wrong. The screen is better, the controls are great, the active cooling works well, the fan is quiet and powerful and the battery life is pretty good, too.

What is thermal throttling for 500$?

I literally admitted that i was wrong about the storage size. But everything else i posted was factually correct.

Btw, here's a midrange phone: gsmarena.com/xiaomi_poco_x3_pro-10802.php

A mere 12 bucks more for a device that completely mogs yours. How sad.

>I have been playing twin snakes on my mid-range phone
>Imagine wasting $300 on an android

surely you did this, and all for a fucking PHONE, lmao. Enjoy your touch controls