Need a loisance to own a knife or watch the telly

No he's clearly American, because all those things apart from
>manages to butcher the english language despite having invented it
apply to Scotland and Ireland too

Africa is the same as America

They are a devious people, don't be fooled.

>American education

I'm one of them

It's an accurate statement.

despite all the food memes england is a good place to live in, that is, if you can handle beans on toast 24/7

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Dungeon Keeper and its sequel

no one forces you to eat beans on toast, I haven't eaten that since I was a kid

No it's not.

Total War games

Based

Refute it then.

Timesplitters

Yes it is and no amount of larping will change that.

Tomb Raider is good chud

Lego Star Wars, Womb Raider

Old Rare.

It is accurate. England and Scotland ceased to exist as anything other than historic boundaries after the Acts of Union.

Imagine not living on the Adriatic

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No they seceded when the potato famine hit

Rent free, no other white country has produced any good games.

Is psygnosis a UK dev team? They did Wipeout

Depends on whether you believe Fable 1 and 2 and Black & White are good games.

Buck Bumble

Yeah, they were in Liverpool.

Thing is, it's legal to own firearms in the UK.

you can also buy crossbows off amazon and other random sites at 18

I hope assassin's creed odyssey got money from the greek tourism board because that game made me really want to go be a beach bum on a greek island and subsisting on olives and ouzo.

Seething porridge nigger detected

I'm British actually.

yeah UK is shit but where else is actually better that doesn't have massive drawbacks in some other areas?

>where's better than the UK
Nearly all of Northwestern Europe desu, you even get higher wages.
The only downside is less food options bc less diversity.

It's so bizarre that you can buy a bolt action AR-15 clone here.

united states
japan
ireland
wales
sweden
germany
netherlands
greenland
new zealand
iceland
norway
finland
spain
france

supermarkets exist in all western countries, you can get anything you want anywhere

Tbf you could move to some comfy areas up North. Just be careful to avoid NORF or chav filled shitholes.

yeah you just need a loiscence but that goes for most places

lots of farmers legally own shotguns

I was sort of expecting a serious answer user

British gun law is also more liberal than US laws in strange ways.

For instance, most US jurisdictions ban suppressors very strictly, but you're actively encouraged to buy them in the UK because reducing sound is considered to be more neighbourly.

The UK even appears twice on a list of places that are better to live in than the UK.

Plus most rural Police Forces are too inept to do proper checks and happily grant loiscences to literal schizos

I meant restaurants and takeaways.
And you have to go out of your way to big supermarkets to get imported food that isn't extortionately priced.
£5 for a big bag of Maltesers hurts my soul.

>move to some comfy areas up North
>be careful to avoid NORF or chav filled shitholes
Pick one lmao. If I did ever move back to Bongland to live there long-term it'd be as a wealthy man who can afford property in the Cotswolds.

It's perfectly legal to own a semi-automatic (provided the correct license etc), it just has to be chambered in .22 cal.

So are Scots.

it's ridiculous how much people seem to care about restaurants and takeaway, as though they're an important part of life

>live around wops and slavniggers
No fucking thanks, enzio/dmitriy

The first ever video game was made by an englishman, also
>the worst humour
That's mutts

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Not even just rural police forces.
The mass shooting last year was caused by an incel who lived in the centre of Plymouth.

The main thing in the UK is handguns, pretty much zero tolerance there.

The best thing is that in order to get a firearms license you have to give the police a 'good reason' why you should have a gun but if they refuse you can just try again and say something different. And they also never actually say no.

A game that no one ever plays, no doubt
Takeaway and restaurants are going to be extinct within the next 15 years anyway inspite of normalnigger sharting and sneeding

yet more seething over objectively the greatest nation state to ever exist

They're just a part of everyday life.
Sometimes I don't want to cook after a hard day in the mines.
And most of the time it's going out to eat and socialise with friends/colleagues.

France

Durham and most of Northumberland is fine as is Central Newcastle (outlying areas are a bit shit and more good>bad>good>bad as you move through it). Im not saying theres not proper shitholes but they arent as frequent as people make out to be. A lot are midland/midul fc faggots who larp as North like Manchester/Leeds/Bradford and other shitholes that are basically Southern cities but with a different accent. Cheaper than down South but if money isnt an issue itll be down to taste.

it makes you seem like a crazy person if your actual reason why you wouldn't live in a country is they don't have as many ethnic restaurants of a particular variety as you would like
good

>>>>>>>>>>>>>french
ew

so you are telling me i can get my hands on some firearms if i simply ask please?

You just have join a shooting club or something as justification.

Don't listen to this crypto-jock, the M62 corridor is the North.

Other than Rare? I'm sure there's a few but they mostly innovated when it came to the very early era like the zx spectrum.

brits are just as yucky

You need to have a special firearm safe installed in your home that needs to be checked by the Police.

It's not too hard to get, but you can't use self defence as a reason to get fire arms

I really enjoyed Two Point Hospital and am looking forward to Two Point Campus.

In a comparison between the UK and better countries to live, it was just a point in the UK's favour - idk why you're making such a big deal out of the simple observation that more/better options is a good thing.

Don't mock bongs if you're just as disgusting as them

>Midul faggot is that irrelevant that he cant larp as souf so he tries to larp as norf

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>Swedistan

bongs and frogs ultimately may be no different but we still hate eachother, Fuck you bongs!

let's go
>>need a loisance to own a knife or watch the telly
this is the equivalent of any paid television channel. it is simply called a loisance for bantering purposes
>>not allowed to own guns
untrue
>>all the women look like jabba the hut
almost true
the exceptions flee the great shitstain to pursue careers in america as soon as possible and get raped by hollyjew producers
>>all the men look like shrek if he was white
as above
>>the worst "humour"
no accounting for taste
>>the worst "food"
that's why they conquered the rest of the world and now use their food instead
an elegant solution
>>manages to butcher the english language despite having invented it
languages always change
by virtue of being the creators, anything they do to it is well within their purview
>>sent all their criminals to australia, they end up making a better country than england
true, and a testament to the virtues of white industriousness

>Have these failures made a SINGLE good video game?
plenty. the thread will list many of them for you

because people go on about food in the uk all the time, and it's ultra retarded. if you're a faggot and don't like eating beans, you can get literally anything just like you can anywhere else

>better countries to live
most of those countries have collapsed within the last 100 years