I can fix her

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u a plastic surgeon?

Cringe. Merrin is better in every way.

Vader hit that.

She looks like that dot that has been calling me constantly from medicare and to talk about the extended warranty on my car.

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She was better with the helmet on

based

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Why is everyone Star Wars villain just a fallen good guy? Also she cute

I know im not supposed to find her attractive but I can't help myself

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>she will not be back in the sequel
I really hope they pull a Vader/Starkiller and bring her back in a suit horribly deformed

i can fix her

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>Poo in the loo
The only fix is a napalm.

because the sith basically exterminated themselves and then turned into a cult that only ever has two active members at any given time.

she's black

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Retard.

Unless you got a time machine so you can go back and stop the blackening you aint gonna fix shit son

Fun fact, she's actually black

rule of 2 is such a retarded idea.

How many times do you think Darth Vader fucked her with his prosthetic steel cock?

h-how's it like to touch a girl anons? are their lips soft? what about their hands? do they smell nice?

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And beautiful.

>no slap
I can't cum to this

having hilariously low numbers helps when your entire culture is built of self-interested, self destructive betrayal. the reason the rule was invented was purely because the sith, for all their power in ancient times, kept imploding while the jedi barely had to do anything because any time a powerful sith lord started making moves he was assassinated by his lieutenants that wanted his power.
besides, palpatine, dooku, and even vader train force using assassins that aren't supposed to be full sith.

Except for the 25 active Sith during the Clone Wars and after if you follow expanded universe bullshit.

and with just 2 you still get constant betrayals.

>black shoulderlong hair
>heavy eye shadow
Unfff

It's designed around it.
The idea is that with only 2 guys, betrayal means you actually have to be stronger than the other guy.

So what’s the difference between a character like Ventress who uses red light sabers and can force choke people and an actual Sith Lord?

Why are indians so hot bros

Lol Sith Lord is just a title.

>you actually have to be stronger than the other guy.
and if youre weaker for 1 second because you did some intense jedimurdering you get yourrself killed.

Usually, a Sith Lord has been recognised by the Top Sith In The Galaxy as worthy of the title, OR has proven that he's the baddest motherfucker around.
If you mean in terms of combat, an actual Sith Lord could kill Ventress with both arms tied behind his back.
Pop culture reference time:
>Ventress vs Palpatine would be like Robocop vs Doomguy
Robocop's still gonna kick the shit out of the SAS, but Doomguy's going to cave his skull in with a rusty spoon.

The actual sith lord is canon. Whatever the fuck a ventress is, isn't.

It's fanfiction for video games and other EU shit where you must give the drooling children lightsaber duels but you can't make the heroes fight the big bad so you have to make up all this stupid shit like inquisitors and whatnot that is DIRECTLY contradicting what the movies established.

Ventress's role is canon, both in the original EU and the disneyshit, if you care about that. The Plagueis novel talks about the role of the "sith" assassin when Palpatine recruited Maul. Basically, both Palpatine and Plagueis agreed that it's better for them to keep their cover and avoid fighting the Jedi directly, and so trained people like Maul to fight Jedi when the need arose for Sith agents to get involved in their plans directly.

he skin looks like a potato

God I'm tired of Doomguy wankery. Dredd could kick Doomguy's ass and Detroit Robot Dredd would kick it twice.

The Plagueis novel made me feel so bad for Maul.
He was too loyal.

Good for you.
Reread what I wrote and you'll see that Dredd was never mentioned, wanker.

Merrin is very attractive.

Only the movies are canon. All six of them. Everything else is retarded side fiction.

Agreed

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Easy
I fix her by pumping her ass with my cum till she get pregnant

You two are made for each other.

She doesn't need fixed

you can't get pregnant from the ass retard babies are stored in the tummy

I can fuck her

how old is Cal supposed to be?
Nigga has the face of a 14 year old

forgot my pic

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old enough to fug the inquisitor and the darth maul girl

There are two movies shill

hello sir please open penis

See

girls are some of the softest things in the world

wait until you get close to one and feel the sudden body warmth

and they run their fingers through your hair slowly

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Hairy Pajeetgina...

Spicy milkies...

This will always remind me of Cinematech

Unibrow...

stop I can only get so erect

Yeah, Vader already fixed her by ending her worthless life.

What game? Kotor 2?

Sexy poo

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>tattoos
ruined

Pitpubes...

and i can fix (You)
but first you gotta suck my dick

Good fucking lord.

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Sauce