Doom Eternal (2020)

Five years later and it remains the most di/v/isive game in the history of 4channel's Yea Forums - Video Games subforum
>Supporters say
It's the richest first person shooting experience ever created, empowering players with a huge toolbox of weapons and gadgets to fight off hordes of demons while seductively maneaouvreing dense levels, the ultimate flow game
>Critics say
It's shit

Whose side are you on?

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>2020 +5
>2025
>04/15/2022
user?

Yes?

First time travel i see

>5 years later

it's good but it good be... le better

i like a lot of the games that can be called controversial, like elden ring for example
i like doom eternal and i like elden ring
i am aware that both games have major flaws
i hate that bot games get praised as the pinnacle of their genre and that a lot of shitters and reditors like them simply because devs lsiten to the majority

with elden ring it is now acceptable to be a gamefreak-tier fan, with doom it's now acceptable to turn every FPS into a puzzle game with guns and bad enemy placement
look at shadow warrior 3 that tried to be another doom eternal, can't even be bothered to pirate it since it's just another chaotic arena and platforming game like eternal with WoW shoulder pads design philosophy where quantity is better than quality
eternal dropped the bomb with the DLCs since it was just arena after arena without any thought put into the enemy placements at all and just wanted to be hard and fast and djent metal for the sake of being hard and fast and djent metal

tl;dr boring after the first playthrough

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Here's an actual "critic" view of the game user
>every weapon copy-pasted over despite new realms allowing for wonderful opportunities for new ones
>shitty cutscenes shoved into every fucking ten minutes with a horrible story (turning off the cutscenes doesn't mean they aren't in the game, that's like saying if you close your eyes during an experience-ruining last scene of a movie that the scene doesn't exist)
>artstyle is muddled and all the designs are just taken from the original games - these designs don't fit the tone of the game and world especially with all the serious story shit they doubled-down on in eternal, i hope you pricks getting high off nostalgia fumes choke
>horrible clunky platforming that slows the pace of the game down and makes getting to combat sections slower - doom already has natural pace-changers in the form of hunting for secrets, which is player-controlled
>seriously the story is so fucking bad and there's so much more of it
go ahead and tell me i'm filtered or a zoomer or whatever
2016 > eternal

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Wow, isn't that the badass LE DOOM SLAYA!?!? This is so epic and metal XD! le based dev god Hugo and his butt buddy le Marty want to EXPAND THE DOOM POWA FANTASY, uh, yayah!!! Shut up and take my money lmao :P THE DOOM SLAYA NOW HAS EXPOSED BICEPS OMGG!!!!!, I'm getting really horny!!!! Oh wow all wads are canon... wowow omg that means NUTS.WAD IS CANON OMG SO WACKY AND CUHHHRAZEH OMG DOOM SLAYA FIGHTING FOR AEONS OF TIME UHHHH MMMMM YESSSS THE ANCIENT DEMONS SAVED HIM UHHHH FEELS SO GOOD MMMM LORE EXPOSITION IM FEELIN REAL NICE!!!! MY PENIS HAS BEEN MEGASPHERED UHHHH *looks down at his shrivelled member and grabs it with a swipe from the side like an edgy DOOM SLAYUH cutscene* WOW, WHAT'S THIS?? HE STAYED IN HELL TO FIGHT THE DEMONS LIKE IN DOOM 64?!?!?! HOW BASED CAN ID GET?!! *starts stroking and making epic revenant AHHH meme noises* I-IS THAT A FLOATING QUESITON MARK AND EXTRA LIFE IN MY DOOM GAME, UH YYYYYYYESSSS!!!! *hand turns into a fucking mach 5 piston with iron man colors and a snoo decal* AHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HE IS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR AND LE ANCIENT CIVILIATION ALIENS LE ALIEN QUEEN AND VEGA ROAD TRIP THROUGH SPACE AAAHAAAHAHA IM COOOOOOMING AND CONSOOOOOMING REDDIT-TIER LOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!11111 *wipes cum on doomguy amiibo and strokes 3d printed crucible he made from an r/doom tutorial while waiting out his refractory period by dressing up as doomgirl and posting it for karma then getting hard again because he read an epic marty strapon tweet about how mick gordon is farting into a mic for the third time to score the epic kar en kukold dlc*

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And MetaDoom is epic
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