Open task manager

What kind of idiotic meme is this?

That's what the OP is talking about...?
>CPU works hard when you're not paying attention
>CPU slacks off when you are paying attention

>open task manager
>100% CPU usage
>Drops down to 22% a second later
I've never pirated a game on this machine, my schizo theory is that the Bitcoin miner device somehow embedded itself in the mkv files on my external hard drive so every time I open a detective Conan episode it starts mining

>RAM usage is always at 40% on full idle
why is this?

Why don’t you get a batch converter and flip those Conan files

How can you know there's a crypto miner in your PC? Is there a tool or a website you can use?

>computer is slower than usual
>open task manager
>Windows 10 is quietly downloading another update in the background

The additional CPU usage is opening the task manager. Once its open, the CPU usage goes back down.

The actual reason for this is more mundane. The act of opening the task manager is what's causing that CPU usage spike.

no, you WILL mine Bitcoin and there's nothing you can do about it.

sounds exactly like what a crypto jacker would say

The point is so when your boss sees you doing nothing, but is still getting results, then he knows he can count on you.
With the opposite, the boss knows you can't be left alone.

>svchost.exe has 35,431,688 page faults

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>module installer is using every resource possible

Fuck, you got me.

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computer illiterate chimps hurt my soul

>open task manager
>computer makes a mechanical moan resembling a human voice
do I need to start taking my meds again bros?

couldnt hurt

>username is own name
>it's Polish, so just know any Russian crypto miners are gonna fuck me extra hard

i used to think that everyone was just pretending to be stupid but now i'm not sure

Your waifu is trying to become real user, let her in.

Knowing what a task manager even is makes you more tech savvy than 90% of the world.

I've been reading, it's something to do with the system idle process and opening the manager itself.

catch aids and die subhuman nigger

Got a link to this reading?

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>open task manager
>task starts getting managed better
what more do you want faggot

What the fuck got you so salty? Did you really think that task manager and opening rars and shit is common knowledge? How naive can you be? This shits obscure as fuck to most people, hell there's more people that don't even know how to right click to copy/paste than there are people who do!

lol this faggot got so mad about something so random
you okay, faggot?

you have to go back

This is a true fact, but it's hard to truely conceptualize. It's like living in a world where people don't know what gravity is an actual rule. Like, all that's just seen as shit for math nerds, people don't actually know for sure that what goes up must come down.

Computers are still too new, there hasn't really been a generation of people to have lived and died using them.

Unironically touch grass. You clearly have not had outside contact in far too long. Baffling how you think everyone outside knows just as much about computers as you.

the modern pc has been around over 50 years....

imaging thinking opening task manager means you know computers

wtf!

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I just opened it and it went down from 30% to 1%, wtf do I have a miner on my computer?

And it's been in the mainstream for 20. Everyone using them before then are the weirdo nerds. Now they're the center of everything. Hope you used the head start well!

wanna know why? its because you pirate games. buying games prevents this from happening, like from steam or epic games. games are sure to be secure. dont pirate, it's as simple as that. plus, the cracking scene is dying. groups are leaving. denuvo won. it's over. buy your games or dont play them.

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Do laptop fans make a difference. bros?

It means you know computers better than 90% of the world, yes.
Go outside and ask people if they know what a task manager is, hell, go upstairs and ask your mother what it is, I guarantee you she won't know.

Personally I got paranoid when my computer started showing unknown logins on a regular basis (at times when I wasn't home) and then randomly bricked one day.
This was after saving all footage and pictures of the Mandalay bay shooting.

Probably nothing

windows update

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Chibiusa!

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opening any application on your PC will cause a CPU usage spike. that includes task manager

i work taxes and have to do password resets daily. over half of them the people don't copy and paste the temporary password I send out but write it down one for one and then kvech how all technology is stupid and retarded as fuck and it doesn't make sense why it has to be case sensitive or so difficult.

Minako is my favorite idiot in the show

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It's only 40% for me so the cryptominers have been generous