I'VE GOT THIS BULLSHIT FUCK GAME CALLED "FAR CRY VENGEANCE" (released 16 years ago)

I'VE GOT THIS BULLSHIT FUCK GAME CALLED "FAR CRY VENGEANCE" (released 16 years ago)

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Shut the fuck up i'm not getting old the world stopped st my generation

Shit the fuck up i'm not getting old the world stopped st my generation

Shut the fuck up i'm not getting old the world stopped at my generation

okay but WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

>Release date 1987
>AVGN video: 2004

The AVGN video is now older than Simon's Quest was when he reviewed it.

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>(released 16 years ago)
>it actually fucking was
The Wii catalog is actually fair game for AVGN reviews, I'm going to fucking kill myself

Not retro.
Kids (ie anyone younger than me) don't get to decide what qualifies or not.

The Wii is almost as old as the SNES was when that video was made.

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AVGN was never funny unless you’re a shitskin ESL, which is most of Yea Forums

kino

duality of man

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oh yea, Super Mario Galaxy is actually 15 years old too. Fuck.

i honestly loved far cry instincts predator and nobody can tell me that game wasn't fuckign amazing

Moon landing date to North American release date of SNES
>July 20, 1969 to August 23, 1991
>8,070 days

North American release date of SNES to today
>August 23, 1991 to April 14, 2022
>11,193 days

Absolutely is. Just like the ps2 is super retro now.

Remember when games used to improve, or at least change significantly over a period of 5 years?

What the fuck has changed in the past 5 years? Nothing.

>watch the Castlevania videos
>"I've been doing this for FIVE years now"
>video uploaded in 2010

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I fear it is too late. We are becoming dusty old bones full of green dust.

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Is there anything more brainlet than being shocked about the fucking passage of time? seriously like what the fuck do you live in dream land 24/7 and dont even realize when a day goes by?

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>/vr/ user still seething over ps2 being let in
it's only going to get worse, stop shitting in your depends

>released 16 years ago

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>15 years ago was 25 years ago
bros.......

>AVGN 20th anniversary is just 2 years 1 month away
wow this is crazy! the passage of time is so cool

just a reminder that the longer gaming goes on the longer it will take each su sequent generation to be 'retro'
we're ALMOST to the point where psx/n64 will be retro. almost

Next year it will be 40 years old, probably with a huge celebration by Nintendo (hopefully with a Super Mario 35 multiplayer re-release)

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Both of those have been allowed on /vr/ for ever.

*original Mario Bros, still 3 additional years left to contemplate existential suicide

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time isn't on my side, no it isn't
time isn't on my side, no it isn't

i want to live forever
i want to be happy

>skyrim turns 45 this year
hold me bros...

bros I think I hear the donkey kong country 2 diddy's kongquest stickerbrush symphony I'm feeling

>Super Mario Galaxy is actually 15 years old too.
I think I threw up a little.

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Days blur together so much I lose track of lots of things.

>See you in 2007.

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Society hasnt progressed past 2012.

Step aside, James, it's time for the return of the one true irate king.

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HE IS THE GAME DUDE
HE IS SO RUDE

I recently revisited Board James and was blown away by how much better it was than I remembered. Shame about bootsy.

Board James probably holds up the best.

>My whole childhood it seemed like every movie and every video game it was always "2000".
>It sounded so high-tech and so far way.
>But now fuck that! It's the ten-year anniversary of the year 2000.

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Do you wish you could go back to the past Yea Forums? Even if it is to play some shitty games that suck ass?

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Every single day

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WE LIVE IN THE YEAR 2007 (+15 years) AND THEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT THAT SHIT LIKE THIS TAKES UP TOO MUCH ROOM?

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For some reason some games feel new to me even when they’re old as shit and other feel ancient despite being younger. Like Star Fox Assault and Brawl still feel like a relatively fresh games to me while DMC3 and Twilight Princess are like relics.

FUUUUUUUUCK

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i kinda miss the shitty angry reviewer clones, i think one of them had a mental breakdown and fled to mexico

nes was retro 10 years after it came out
fuck off retard

"WII"? What a load of garb bitch

>Somewhere in the obscure corners of YT, there's people with 20-30 views per video, who are still trying to copy AVGN and Nostalgia Critic

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Kingdom Hearts is 20 years old

Someone post the AVGN archive

Step aside for the best clone

youtube.com/watch?v=v0WmFS0S-Ww

Yeah...

But old avgn will be better than any shit youtubers you like now, like Scott the fagg and gamegrumps or sleepycab, 2 best fucks and whatever, all dead or shit. Your FRIENDS ARE DEAD, GAME OVER

>its the year 2007... use these, not those.
>oh yeah... its 2010 now!
>its 2015, gotta do it for NEEEEMOY!

2010 or so

>RAID 2020? Yeah, maybe I'll review it in the YEAR 2020.....


That was 2 year ago....

The passage of time is shit. SHIT.
MAKE IT STOP.

>"This game [Superman 64] isn't even ten years old"

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Wii U turns 10 this year

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Haha.....
Yeah....

Those guys....sure are wacky n stuff........
Yup.

ps3 will always be new

I really hope he does become old and keeps reviewing shit

What even is Far Cry Vengeance?

Im glad he made the vid though, because if he didn't, ye olde nerd would kick his ass.

I don't give a shit that an abortion lived for 10 years in your mind

Middle aged James is cringe, but old man James will be based. I can't wait for 80 year old AVGN to fuck around with Wii games.

Wish granted

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>rate this video 5
What did he mean by this?

a waggle remake of far cry instincts which was a linear remake of far cry 1 for consoles

>they finally figured this shit out
Feels good man

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THE "REMAIN IGNORANT" BUTTON DOESN'T WORK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

But i meant old old. Like in the op

I won't be surprised if he does it until he's like 50. Which would be 2030

The discrepancy in technology between the NES and the Gamecube was huge unlike between the Wii and Switch. Zoomer generation is synonymous with stagnation, cope zoomer.

>i want to live forever
if you arent happy now why would you choose to prolong it further
embrace the current and live life to the fullest so that when your time comes you can embrace it with a smile

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>WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! *coughs* Ah fuck i broke my hip

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ELDEN RING? MORE LIKE ELDEN SHIT! I'VE FOUGHT THIS BOSS FIVE FUCKIN TIMES NOW! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!

MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!

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