Literally didnt beat the game

Redditors seem to really enjoy Elden Ring.

You reply to people who reply to your post, it isn’t hard.

there already is easy mode just use [insert skill]
i dont play this game but i know for sure there is something like that, probly magic or some shit

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>hey're not enjoying the artistic vision of the creator
what if the creator is a hack and the artistic vision is shit?

>runs away until he baits out specific attack
> jump attacks
>repeat

he's a pussy

You can reply to people who comment on your post but doing that individually to a bunch of people would be slow as fuck. It's just traditional threaded replies, but without the innate ability to reply multiple.

Jesus Christ it reads like parody of a reddit post

>he plays souls for the PvE instead of PvP
You didn't beat the game

without people like this, you wouldn't get the ability to fight bosses again without starting again

post vid of you soloing her naked user
no ranged, literally any weapon of your choice

>he plays PvP
You have to go back

>redditor doesn't beat the game
>gigachad jarhead gets to beat the game twice while redditcuck sits in the corner
Pretty based ngl

the only thing more cringe than making a mod for retards to be able to play the game is actually wasting your precious and limited time complaining about it

>muh hardcore gaymer
>scared shitless of playing against other people in the same game he praises and literally thinks its not even part of the same game

I recently found out reddit has a whole forum called Yea Forums and another where they post greentexts
It's incredibly fucking weird.
In the comments they talk like twitter users combined with Yea Forums newfags from around 2010, it's surreal.

Sseth told me to pity "people" like you.

>muh hardcore gaymer
Exactly what pvp nigger muh honor fightclub reddfit faggot would say, I never claimed that.
Go back.

>Enter room
>Summon mimic
>Take a sippy
>Spam flies

I soloed her too.

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My favorite subreddit is Yea Forums

It's funny in a sad sort of way.
He thinks he will enjoy it, but he won't remember it.
He'll only rememeber modding it to make it easier.
And Malenia bodying him into using more cheats.

If that's the case then why even play the game? Go play a game who's creator's vision matches your own.

Americans would

Current society in a nutshell

>develop an easy mode mod
>it just Uninstalls the game

>Literally REposting reddit post now
wow

Should turn off fucking achievements
Bosses should flag an achievement only if you beat them with nothing but your own weapons and self.

If you do it with help, it gives you a faggot pink version, to stain your account so that people know..........YOU DIDN'T BEAT IT.

Also, that'd be the final boss version for fag fighting it. YOU DIDN'T WIN, ENJOY YOUR HOLLOW VICTORY!

But the game is easy mode by default.

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>rivers of blood
didn't beat her

Because he learned how to fuck wit AI shit
They should do that and feint them out, smashing with a brutal 1 hit kill that steals levels. Remember? When old king stole LEVELS with his grab attack?

>buy a game that is designed to be hard
>be a filthy cocksucker and download an easy mode
>tour the game like an npc
>uninstall after 2 hours
Fucking nigger , don’t buy the game if you don’t want to grind it

WOW HE'S NAKED IN A GAME WHERE ARMOR DOES JACK SHIT

If I want to create custom spells, movesets and use texture/armor mods then I will do it. If noob shitters want to play on easy mode then they will.
>Go play a game who's creator's vision matches your own.
Make me.

Just make a mod that fixes 90% of the game's worthless tallismans and retarded ash of wars/spells. That should already bump the game into very easy.

Keep pushing that meme

Why did he beat the boss with no armor then?

reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/u3foju/sculpted_printed_and_painted_this_jarnished/

reddit being wholesome :3

Souls PvP has always been shit

>80% damage reduction
>jackshit

pick one

>if you don’t want to grind it
>that is designed to be hard

its an easy game, its only hard if you don't use anything, but at the same time you cant be uppity if you used summons, the horse, perfumes, broken talismans, etc

the funniest shit is people who say they grinded the game and then you realize they played with a lot of broken shit without realizing it lmao, the only worthwhile game to play truly is Sekiro

Because he doesn't get hit, so you don't need armor.
Otherwise armor helps, so stop with this meme.

Because he didn’t get hit by a blunt object you retard

>Because he doesn't get hit
Why not?
>armor helps
What if you're not shit at video games?

Easy mode is the most boring way to cheat the game. Just give yourself max level if you suck lol

Yikes
Do PCchuds really?

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pc is the new normalfag platform and has been for years

I use a heavy sword with no plate and no summons
By grinding I mean trying to beat a boss and failing multiple times until succession, which is a huge part of why these games are enjoyable

youtube.com/watch?v=aIe3XyC6o_s&t

This dude made me laugh at all the people saying str is not good

Stop pretending to be retarded, retard

Whe i fought Darkeater Midir in DS3 i summoned help and some player with a female character and no armor appeared. They were hacking because every time they lost life they would get it again, beat the dragon with a club and i barley did shit.

Glad I decided to switch back to PlayStation.

Prebuilts and streaming killed PC gaming

Everyone on this website; Reddit is for fucking faggots!
Also 99.99% of the people on this website; HEY GUYS HERE'S WHAT REDDIT SAYS ABOUT
Eat shit OP. Literally. Eat a big fucking plate of literal, actual, poop.

>tries to play cool
>instantly get hit multiple times within 20 seconds
>proceeds to jump R2 the rest of the fight
Like pottery

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Grim yet true

Not really. Constant backpedal and jumping bleed attacks are easy mode.

if you used jumping r2 you didn't beat the game, you are avoiding using the real weapon moveset because jumping r2 is straight better in every way

Fine.

to have fun you sperg

that's how you fight the garbage bosses in this game most efficiently. exploit their ai

I hope that anyone who uses the phrase "Thank you, kind stranger" unironically gets raped in the 5th circle of hell

if you use ANY weapon besides the unupgraded starting weapon, you didn't beat the game, you are cheating

Ok, this isn't fucking funny anymore

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i didn't see that in the video. he uses jumping attacks as an opener but clearly uses the full moveset the rest of the time. jumping attacks are by far the most effective way to damage her in that specific context.

I thought playing video games with action combat was supposed to be fun?

of course reddit loves rivers of blood

You can fight malenia aggressively. It just requires you to be good at the game.

It's the mimic summon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MOD A GAME TO BE MORE FUN FOR YOUR PARTICULAR TASTES THATS NOT THE HECKIN ARTISTS VISIONRINO

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>the Yea Forumsirgin playing as intended
>the chad modifying the game to your exact specifications
Another grim reminder that Yea Forums is full of snoys and betas.

do we have a favorite thing

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the greatsword