He hasn't pulled rivers of blood yet

you joke but there's probably some gacha game out there on phones thats a bootleg elden ring like how theres already a dozen bootleg genshins.

fuck me...

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time is convoluted

save your rolls for the radahn festival you retard

they should add an easy mode with this gacha mechanic in it

it's that powerful

>themepark MMO tier overworld map design with a very linear distribution of self contained dungeons that reuse bosses and assets so you get one reward that may or may not be useful so you end up exploring as if it were a gacha game but the rolls are the dungeon you choose and the order you do them

its shit, open world is shit, it feels like a cheap MMO

>Still no BLM emote
Come on reddit, fire up those twitter accounts. Let's get this done!

>been saving runes since the fucking Limgrave banner
>lost the 50/50 and got Therolina instead of Tiche
Why do retards spend on this shit again?

Seethe more lucklet

>missed out on blaidd armor because it was a one time event armor
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee miyazaki

since when did open world = mmos now
people fucking call xenoblade a mmo clone what is that

superpixel.com/article/41212/people-found-cheap-elden-ring-knock-off-appstore-china

>gacha = mmo
are you a retard or what

Is this shit a bot post, literally incomprehensible

>themepark mmo
nigga what the fuck are you talking about, since when elden ring has mmoshit like dps check or gear score?

Is that a fucking train?

kek chinks really have no dignity

>since when elden ring has mmoshit like dps check or gear score
just lmao, the absolute state of ERedditors

chinese...

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I DID I FINALLY ROLLED ZANZIBART!

What?

lmao

>you end up exploring as if it were a gacha game but the rolls are the dungeon you choose and the order you do them

What the fuck, does this mean every non-linear game is a gacha now? what is is wrong with your trog brain user?

HOLY SHIT user GOOD JOB

damn grats man. I only got a Myrmidon of Loss.

I recycled Zanzibart for runes... forgive me...

>he doesn't even know how stats works on elden ring
>he doesn't even understand why souls games had a softcap
>he doesn't understand why padded leveling system is bad in comparison to souls games

ER is mmo shit tier open world garbage and that's why only newfaggots like it

April fool's event is already over though. You can't roll Zanzibart anymore.

The infamous groundbreaking Chinese cinematic

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>need to spent 1000$ to get c1 Elden Beast

DEFEND THIS ELDEN RINGKEKS

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lmao is this real? Why are chinks like this?

Just grind instead

elden ring bosses be like

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What the hell are you blabbering? you can literally go naked with a club and kills everything in Elden ring, show me a mmo when you can go naked and clear everything then?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow, it's like I'm really playing elden ring.

Oh you're just pretending to be a retard. You do realise that pretending is just as bad as being one, right?

DPS checks out the ass in this game, are you for real nigger? Some bosses have crazy boated health like that godskin retard

What the fuck with chink and their long haired edgy faggot with gay ass clothes faggot?

medium strength bait

holy shit, the hogwarts train

just gid gud you retard people beat them at rl1

>missed the Lansseax (maid dragongirl) banner

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You could've said this is how all games will look in 10 years instead and it'd be a scarily realistic thought. Up your shitposting game my man.

Nigga just clubbed them with your stick on stone nigga stop being a pussy nigga lmao

do I chargeback namco or fromsoft if I want my gacha money back?

It's their idea of "cool/hot dude", like how they think that every bodybuilder is hardgay.

>me bad is game fault
Stop grinding shitty mmo and play read game like elden ring lmao

>you can literally go naked with a club and kills everything in Elden ring

Then why they just don't do a linear action game with a giant club without RPG stats? At least it would have had better combat and design like Sekiro, or make it like souls in which they were shorter so the RPG leveling system would be less padded, ER may not be as outrageous as ubishit damage scaling but its going into that direction

There was an user that did SL1 no item for DS3 and ER with the number of deaths per boss, and in DS3 he died mostly to good bosses because their moveset was good, in ER he died mostly to hp bloat bosses like Godskin Duo, that's how you realize the game is designed like shit

a cultivation faggot that's what

>game has dps checks

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don't worry the 5 star PLACIDUSAX (twin dragon loli) is COMING NEXT MONTH

It's fine user. Fingerprint Vyke will probably have her banner be re-run. Of course, who the fuck would be rolling for her at that point when Vyke is probably our first Madness unit.

wait..... is this the guy sperging about mmo dungeons since yesterday?

I gave this opinion like two weeks ago when I finished the game, then went to do a boss rush on Sekiro which is a far better game

take care of your zanzibart user I heard you can promote him to a royal knight

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no way, that would be too strong

superpixel.com/article/54733/this-mod-turns-elden-ring-s-creepiest-monsters-into-chinese-characters
LMAO no wonder they banned skeleton in China

well elden beast (loli) is one of the most busted characters right now